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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #220 on: November 15, 2012, 07:13:02 PM »
I think we can take care of ourselves.
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #221 on: November 15, 2012, 08:29:13 PM »
Bigsley looks down at the psion. "We don't know how much back-up this zombie has. From what we've heard, he's been getting pretty popular as of late. At the very least, some magical assistance could always be useful. Where is that young ne'er-do-well, anyway? And the whippersnapper? Or whats-his-name?"

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« Reply #222 on: November 16, 2012, 07:34:29 AM »
"Those are all very good questions."
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #223 on: November 16, 2012, 09:54:00 AM »
"We know too many people..."

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #224 on: November 17, 2012, 12:25:02 AM »
"Giving him time is giving him more time to build up his forces, but we are probably very outnumbered at the moment. Would you agree with that... I'm sorry, I didnt get your name..." Zach states to the ghost.

"I have a plan, and it includes only one night's preparation. We should be able to find our way back, yes?"
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #225 on: November 17, 2012, 01:37:08 AM »
"Call me Jeb.  This plan doesn't cause us ghosts trouble does it?"

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« Reply #226 on: November 17, 2012, 04:12:13 PM »
"Not at all, Jeb. It's entirely personal against this specific zombie, not even all zombies.

"Which makes me wonder what to do with these two..."
He says, indicating the two zombies they had with them.
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #227 on: November 17, 2012, 05:29:21 PM »
"hey we just got caught up in this"

"We was mindin' our own bidness when we was turned."

"We can't afford a resurrection spell."


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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #228 on: November 22, 2012, 01:07:05 PM »
"The zombies aren't our concern personally, but as they are technically undead we'd prefer they not be destroyed.  After all no one learns from their mistakes that way."

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« Reply #229 on: November 22, 2012, 05:21:35 PM »
"You make a good point. Though should they inform their leader, and he decide not to accept us so politely... or nonviolently... we might have to keep them as ambassadors in our guildhouse..."
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« Reply #230 on: November 22, 2012, 05:31:24 PM »
"Do we get paid as ambassadors?"

"Does the Dethpig really eat people?"

"Won't the locals be pissed at you?"

"How much do the ghost wimmens charge?"

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« Reply #231 on: November 22, 2012, 09:30:15 PM »
"Your reward would entirely depend on your behavior, it only eats dead things, they're already pissed at us for something, and you'd have to ask the ladies." He tried to suppress a smile, wondering how they'd panic hearing the 'dethpig' might have a taste for them.

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #232 on: November 22, 2012, 09:44:24 PM »
"Dude we are dead people."

"Yeah the definition of zombie is 'walkin' dead people.'

"Does this job have hazard pay?"

"Union rules say minions can't be eaten or used for spell components.  And we're members."

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #233 on: December 03, 2012, 07:16:20 AM »
"Well, stay away from the pig, then."
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #234 on: December 03, 2012, 08:47:50 AM »
Once again Kintal quietly makes piggy noises.

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #235 on: December 03, 2012, 01:40:45 PM »
"We will see you this evening then."

"Do we get diplomatic immunity being ambassadors?"

"Can we yell 'boo' at people on crowded streets?"

"We don't have to wear uniforms do we?"

"What kind of ghosts are the girls?"

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #236 on: December 04, 2012, 07:19:53 AM »
"We'll see, we'll see, no, and I don't know. I only met one of them."
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #237 on: December 04, 2012, 02:17:15 PM »
Travel back up top is fairly uneventful.  You do have some explaining to do once you hit the streets as people keep running from the zombies screaming.

The zombies screaming 'racist' back isn't helping, and you eventually gain the attention of a few of the Sheriff's men.

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #238 on: December 04, 2012, 03:19:51 PM »
"It's okay! They're with us! We won't let them bite anyone! I blinded them earlier! They'll listen to us!"

Mustave wonders why the people aren't being calmed by his rational explanations.
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #239 on: December 05, 2012, 12:48:22 AM »
"It's okay! They're with us! We won't let them bite anyone! I blinded them earlier! They'll listen to us!"

Mustave wonders why the people aren't being calmed by his rational explanations.

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