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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #240 on: December 05, 2012, 07:57:13 PM »
"You people have strange things all over the place, but zombies give you the heebie-jeebies? I will never understand this world."

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #241 on: December 05, 2012, 08:45:57 PM »
"You heard the zombie they spread diseases."

"And they bite people and make lil' zombies."

"and they stink."



"Y'all livin' folks are some racist muthafuckas..."

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« Reply #242 on: December 06, 2012, 07:27:26 AM »
"Y'all livin' folks are some racist muthafuckas..."
"Well, maybe if you'd stop perpetuating the stereotypes..."
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #243 on: December 06, 2012, 03:19:10 PM »
"In my defense screaming 'we has the plague' is usually the only thing that stops the mob from burning us at the stake.  And we make 'lil zombies the same way you living types make kids."

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #244 on: December 06, 2012, 03:40:39 PM »
"Ewww...."

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #245 on: December 06, 2012, 04:32:55 PM »
"What?  We just fuck zombies.  You want 'ew' lookit Dragons.  They fuck anything.  Anything at all."

"Half Dragon minotaurs, Half Dragon Mindflayers..."

"Half Dragon cows, Half Dragon chimeras..."

"I saw a Half Dragon Gelatinous Cube once."

"You want disgusting you should see what they call porn."

"HE'S RIGHT!!! BURN THE DRAGONS!!!

*mob storms off*

"I love this city.  It has the dumbest mobs ever."

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #246 on: December 06, 2012, 04:37:34 PM »
"...that was impressive."

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #247 on: December 07, 2012, 12:21:59 AM »
"That was moronic. We should proceed quietly and try and form this plan..."
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #248 on: December 07, 2012, 02:14:00 AM »
The Sheriff's men are less foolish

"What the hell you boys gotten into this time?  You need help?"

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #249 on: December 07, 2012, 07:29:47 AM »
"In my defense screaming 'we has the plague' is usually the only thing that stops the mob from burning us at the stake.  And we make 'lil zombies the same way you living types make kids."
"Then why the hell do you bite people!?"

Mustave pipes up when the Sheriff's men show up.
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #250 on: December 07, 2012, 11:12:06 AM »
"Nope, we're good!"

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #251 on: December 07, 2012, 03:42:31 PM »
"We seem to be alright... for the moment. We have two zombie representatives staying with our guild at the moment. The mob got a little excited."
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #252 on: December 07, 2012, 06:05:34 PM »
"In my defense screaming 'we has the plague' is usually the only thing that stops the mob from burning us at the stake.  And we make 'lil zombies the same way you living types make kids."
"Then why the hell do you bite people!?"

Mustave pipes up when the Sheriff's men show up.

"We're dead. Dead folks suffer from compulsions, usually of the bitey sort.  'Cept Vampires, they actually need blood.  But don't bend over near 'em."

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #253 on: December 07, 2012, 06:06:12 PM »
"We seem to be alright... for the moment. We have two zombie representatives staying with our guild at the moment. The mob got a little excited."

"Zombie representatives?  Undead are illegal within the city limits."

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #254 on: December 12, 2012, 11:50:27 PM »
"We seem to be alright... for the moment. We have two zombie representatives staying with our guild at the moment. The mob got a little excited."

"Zombie representatives?  Undead are illegal within the city limits."
"Which is exactly why we are dealing with a horrific outbreak of them. Obviously. The representatives are here to make sure it doesn't turn into a fiasco like the Mage's Guild did."
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #255 on: December 13, 2012, 01:57:01 AM »
"Well..we gotta tell the Sheriff you have em, and about this outbreak.  I imagine he knows where to find you if he has questions."


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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #256 on: December 13, 2012, 05:55:55 PM »
"Home sweet home..."

As he approachees, one hand is on his belt just in case. "What happened while we were gone?"
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #257 on: December 13, 2012, 06:18:03 PM »
The new recruits appear to be chasing them out, and the half giantess notices  you.

"Oh hi, we're just cleaning out a religious mob.  Your little friend is back and you have a visitor in the basement."


"Hey are those zombies?"

"Dat ass!"

"I can kill you a second time.."

"Might be worth it...*ahem* yes, yes we're zombies."

"Aren't dead people illegal?"

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #258 on: December 13, 2012, 07:59:01 PM »
"Apparently. Secure them; we dont want them getting away in the night. Also it's lovely to meet you, I'm Zachary Magen.

Bartholomeow! We have a situation you might enjoy!"
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #259 on: December 13, 2012, 09:08:23 PM »
"Does this mean you're gonna tie us up?"