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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #40 on: August 15, 2012, 01:17:24 AM »
"You sure bout that dude?  I mean we're just going down the sewer to the new zombies only hall for the Evil Minions Guild.  Not sure how the other zombies will feel bout warm people."

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #41 on: August 15, 2012, 04:49:18 AM »
Bill's voice seems to be coming from the leopards paws rather than his mouth.
I could assume the form of an ectotherm, but I doubt that would help.
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« Reply #42 on: August 19, 2012, 07:47:55 PM »
"We could always go collect the rest of our merry group for a large... political presence, as it were..."
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #43 on: August 19, 2012, 10:01:40 PM »
"Is the rest of yer group big fat ass harpies? Cause that's gonna stick out a lil."


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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #44 on: August 20, 2012, 12:03:44 AM »
"Everyone, form a circle. Harpy.... what in all the world is your name? Go to the Velvet Fist and tell them that we might have a lead on the zombies. Say that Zachary called for them to meet us, in force, and bring all back here. Do it quickly and quietly." His voice is sharp but quiet, and his eyes do not leave hers, nor blink.

As he finishes his command, he turns like a wolf back on the zombies. "You may yet live, if you do as we have asked you."
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #45 on: August 20, 2012, 12:20:40 AM »
Kintal titters as Zach tells the zombies they might "live".

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #46 on: August 20, 2012, 01:58:56 AM »
"Everyone, form a circle. Harpy.... what in all the world is your name? Go to the Velvet Fist and tell them that we might have a lead on the zombies. Say that Zachary called for them to meet us, in force, and bring all back here. Do it quickly and quietly." His voice is sharp but quiet, and his eyes do not leave hers, nor blink.

"Bitter...Bitter Fern.  Be right back."

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As he finishes his command, he turns like a wolf back on the zombies. "You may yet live, if you do as we have asked you."

"But dude we're zombies...were already waaay past dead.  Would you like some literature on the zombie lifestyle, it may help clear things up?"

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« Reply #47 on: August 20, 2012, 03:08:35 AM »
"You know, actually that would be lovely. Please, explain to me your history, culture, biology. I don't have magic where I came from, so...." Zach seems to lose himself in polite conversation with the two hostages.
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #48 on: August 20, 2012, 07:45:35 AM »
"Bitter...Bitter Fern.  Be right back."
"What an awesome name. Later, Lady!"


"But dude we're zombies...were already waaay past dead.  Would you like some literature on the zombie lifestyle, it may help clear things up?"
"Oh, this will be great!" Mustave leans forward smiling, to hear what they have to say.
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #49 on: August 20, 2012, 12:25:27 PM »
They give you pamphlets titled "ZOMBIES AIN'T SO BAD!"

"Learn how you too can live a life free of cares as you will no longer need air, food, or shelter (and can thus spend your money on nice things)!"

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« Reply #50 on: August 20, 2012, 02:13:48 PM »
They give you pamphlets titled "ZOMBIES AIN'T SO BAD!"

"Learn how you too can live a life free of cares as you will no longer need air, food, or shelter (and can thus spend your money on nice things)!"
"What the fuck? I thought you just said you weren't alive, offered us a pamphlet to clear this up, and the first sentence says you are alive! You're just fucking with us to buy time, aren't you!?"

*mumbles*

"Stupid zombie propaganda..."
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #51 on: August 20, 2012, 05:45:33 PM »
"Dude it's a typo.  Should say unlife but there's a lot of prejudice against teh Undead.  Also we got problems with Natasha that make us have ta be carefuls."

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #52 on: August 20, 2012, 07:11:58 PM »
Cusic looks rather frustrated at the lack of zombies to kill in a nice open space with lots of height to jump.

"Can't I kill one of them yet? I bet I can get the splatter half way up this house" :D

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« Reply #53 on: August 21, 2012, 07:29:16 AM »
"Ask Zach. I don't think I should be in charge of anything ever. I'm actually surprised I'm allowed to carry knives and acid."
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« Reply #54 on: August 22, 2012, 01:35:03 AM »
"Nah, we're only getting them to lead us because we wont re-kill them.... destroy..... whatever them. Yet. they fuck us over, they're all yours, Kintal."
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #55 on: August 22, 2012, 01:37:22 AM »
Kintal grins at the zombies, lightning crackling amongst his fangs.  "I could always use something to sharpen my claws on."

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #56 on: August 27, 2012, 04:19:07 PM »
"Why do you people assume we're evil?  Typical necrophobes...never admit this is a civil rights issue..."

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« Reply #57 on: August 27, 2012, 07:00:23 PM »
"So you're saying that the right to break into people's homes, abduct them, and transform them from the living to the unliving is a civil rights issue? Because most civil rights issues in my day were about basic decency and equality. The living don't have the right to break into people's homes and abduct them, let alone alter their "living" situation. As far as I am aware, that is still a crime for anyone." Bigsley crosses his big, metal arms as he looks down at the zombies disapprovingly.

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #58 on: August 27, 2012, 09:00:39 PM »
"I don't break into anyone's houses ya big metal goober, I rescue people who've become undead before they get torched."

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #59 on: August 27, 2012, 09:09:25 PM »
"You said you take people to the union and someone there does the biting... Or someone decides who bites... or... You really need to explain yourselves better! An old-timer like myself gets turned around a bit too easily with these 'unions' and 'undead rights groups' and what-not!"