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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #60 on: August 27, 2012, 09:11:36 PM »
"Look da Boss says we gotta stop Natasha from wiping out the Undead (and the Living for that matter) and the easiest way to do that is make everyone Undead.  You need an immortal army when taking on a Gawd."



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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #61 on: August 27, 2012, 09:32:34 PM »
"Wait, who's taking on a... Gawd? And besides, forcing someone into your undead lifestyle so they can join your army is most certainly evil. So there you are."

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« Reply #62 on: August 28, 2012, 01:47:07 AM »
"You claim that you're rescuing fresh undead from a violent, evil end. You do so in the name of an organization. And yet this organization is the same that forced them, violently and painfully, to become undead through home invasion, and at the very least assault. So your organization is the one that put them in danger, that risked their lives without consent. No righteous lord I ever heard of would have done the same, and as a samurai I would have gladly killed any such charlatan. Even as a ronin, I would love to make such bastards suffer before I ended them in a permanent fashion.

"It is not about your civil rights. It's about your uncivil, barbaric rights you feel you are entitled to. And unfortunately for you, I disagree. i don't believe you should be wiped out, but I think ending peoples lives to serve your needs is the wrong way to fix it. I don't know if this Gawd Natasha is in the right or the wrong, but if you represent the standard for your kind, I cannot say I mind the injustice. If you act like savages, your life force will be snuffed out like savages.

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #63 on: August 28, 2012, 02:03:55 AM »
"You guys don't know who Natasha is?"

"Are you newbs?"

"Nobody told us nuthin' bout assault.  When we got bit it was voluntary."

"How the Hell do you not know who Natasha is?  Learning that should be standard on arrival.  What is this world coming to..."

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #64 on: August 28, 2012, 07:20:00 AM »
Sigh... "Who is Natasha?

Or is that whom? I could never remember."
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #65 on: August 28, 2012, 12:50:41 PM »
"Gawdess of Death ring a bell.  She's sort of petite and Drow-ish."

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #66 on: August 30, 2012, 01:31:24 PM »
Bill, who decided to wash his fur a little when things started calming down and would have looked dissaprovingly on the zomibies if he could manage the facial expression, pops in. Drow? What is that? Can't really say I've heard of them before.
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #67 on: August 30, 2012, 02:57:25 PM »
Kintal pipes up.  "They're like elves but all dark and stuff."

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« Reply #68 on: August 30, 2012, 07:48:49 PM »
"What da cat said.  See Gawwds get power from their worshipers.  Da more worshipers, da more power.  That's why Natasha is so badass cause she has rights to the Dead.  Eventually she'll be unstoppable, so people try to keep finding ways to stop her.  The main reason behind persecution of the Undead is fear of her, because she goes after anyone creating Undead or resurrecting people cause it steals from her.  So da boss figgers if everyone is Undead, she's screwed.  And really he's the first guy to try something since her ex stabbed her in the back.  What the hell was his name?"

"Benny."

"Yeah Benny.  Gawd of Fear.  Scary guy.  Kicked the shit out of the Mage's Guild recently."

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #69 on: August 30, 2012, 07:55:29 PM »
"Benny is awesome!"

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #70 on: August 31, 2012, 02:05:38 AM »
"Dude, you know Benny?  Does he have a pig?"

"We're not 'sposed to talk about da pig.  She might be listening."

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #71 on: August 31, 2012, 07:47:30 AM »
Mustave tries to play dumb:

(Bluff = 1d20+11)
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Rolled 1d20+11 : 20 + 11, total 31

"What do you know about Benny? What did he do to Natasha?"
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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #72 on: August 31, 2012, 11:20:40 AM »
"Not anymore."

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #73 on: August 31, 2012, 03:17:53 PM »
Mustave tries to play dumb:

(Bluff = 1d20+11)
This dice roll has been tampered with!
Rolled 1d20+11 : 20 + 11, total 31

"What do you know about Benny? What did he do to Natasha?"


"Fuck her mostly.  Dey used to be a power couple till he found out she was using him to get ahead.  Supposedly since there's been various prophecies that either he or something he set in motion will either stop her schemes or destroy the world in the process.  Mostly involving the...you know...critter."

ooc: I accidentally hit modify instead of quote your dice roll is fine

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #74 on: August 31, 2012, 04:33:54 PM »
"You mean the pig?"

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #75 on: August 31, 2012, 06:10:54 PM »
*whispers*

"Dude seriously don't talk about da pig.  Her spies could be anywhere.  Plus she's a Gawdess."

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #76 on: August 31, 2012, 07:18:35 PM »
"Benny is a god, and he has a pig."  Kintal starts saying it in a sing-song voice.  "Pig pig pig."

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #77 on: August 31, 2012, 09:10:43 PM »
they hide behind some rubble

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Re: ZOmbie Group
« Reply #78 on: September 01, 2012, 12:58:16 AM »
Right, me and Teo are here. I think that just leaves our mage, and we'll have the whole group.
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« Reply #79 on: September 01, 2012, 01:04:29 AM »
"They're worried about a prophecy involving the Gawd Benny and some pig-critter of his, which are somehow linked to the end of the death Gawdess Natasha. The undead are bolstering their ranks to thin the power of the gawdess. I cease caring, is Bartholomeow even joining us? I'd like to get down to business, but no rush I suppose.

"You two will be showing us the way to your boss, right? Or at least the guild? There wont be any killing, not until we have had a chance to talk to him.

"If you don't believe us, we can convince you."
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