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Sir SHadow Group
« on: July 24, 2012, 10:55:08 PM »
Sir Shadow this thread is for you

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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2012, 06:31:41 PM »
Several of the students gather "Who are these street walkers?  Are they your companions?"


Madame Evil immediately pulls what you assume is a weapon of mass destruction, the scorpion goes into casting stance, and the construct says "If by streetwalker you mean whore i can assure you I do not fill that capacity, at least not in the traditional sense.  Also if you were meaning to insult me, I can show you the true meaning of existential pain let me assure you."

Bunnygirl: "They think he's hawt."

Construct: "Oh well that explains perfectly."

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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2012, 08:45:38 PM »
"It's tough being cute... nobody takes your threats of mass destruction seriously..."

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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2012, 08:51:28 PM »
chorus: "aaaawwww....."

*mass hug*

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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2012, 05:56:11 AM »
"Alright, alright! That's enough!" Bartholomeow does his best to detach himself from the huggies with dignity and dusts himself off.

"Whichever of you is best at deciphering coded script, please go with miss..." He looks at the bunny, not sure if he ever got her name, "... and help her group. The other two can take jobs that suit your particular skill sets while I return to the Guildhall and find out what exactly is going on. Return once your job is complete or activities here for the day have ended. I'll expect reports submitted in the proper format."

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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2012, 12:48:59 PM »
When you return the Guildhall is empty except for the pig, hippo, chickens, a small girl, a couple of women, and a guy desperately trying to sell them magical beast guardians.

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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2012, 08:05:12 PM »
Bartholomeow pinches his eyebrows, "Ok. Who was left in charge?"

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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2012, 09:22:18 PM »
a Greatclub wielding Half-Giantess wonders over

"Why hello there."  :D

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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2012, 12:35:08 PM »
Bartholomeow turns a critical eye toward the giantess and looks her up and down, the height difference not putting him a good mood at all, "I am Bartholomeow Bitterleaf, founding member of the guild. Who might you be?"

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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2012, 05:18:46 PM »
"I'm Nana.  I'm house sitting while your friends go play with the zombies."


"You look like you could use a hug."   :D


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« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2012, 06:25:44 PM »
Bartholomeow whips his finger at the giantess, arcane energy crackling around him, "I've had more than enough hugs for today, thank you. Zombies you say... hmmm, I don't suppose you know where they were headed? Did they leave a message for me or anything?"

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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2012, 08:08:43 PM »
"Hey does anyone know where the zombie house is?"

A human peasant woman and her child raise their hands.

*whispered* "By the way there's a Gawd in the basement.  Were not supposed to tell anyone so act normal."

Truffles nuzzles you

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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2012, 10:36:24 AM »
Bartholomeow picks up Mr. Truffles and pats him on the head. "A Gawd? In my basement. This is outrageous! Who authorized this?"

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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2012, 12:34:15 PM »
"The one who talks to hsi crystal."

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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2012, 05:17:55 PM »
Bartholomeow pinches the bridge of his nose, "Typical, well what gawd is it?"

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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2012, 05:22:20 PM »
"Not sure.  He seems to know you guys pretty well, so if there's one you've had prior contact with it's probably him.  The pig seems to know him too."

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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2012, 09:04:52 PM »
"Well did he say what he wanted? Aren't gawds supposed to be busy with their own affairs or something?"

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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2012, 11:32:49 AM »
"I'm not sure.  It seemed to me he was saying 'you haven't seen me' or something similar."

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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #18 on: September 28, 2012, 01:42:33 PM »
"... I... wha?" Bartholomeow blinks, wondering just how incompetent Gawds were in this world.

"Right. Well you get me a map or whatever to wherever our guildmates were going to fight the zombies while I go talk to this Gawd." Bartholomeow heads to the basement with Mr. Truffles.

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Re: Sir SHadow Group
« Reply #19 on: September 28, 2012, 03:02:31 PM »
There is a new door in the basement.  You can hear noises behind it.