Several of the students gather "Who are these street walkers? Are they your companions?"
Madame Evil immediately pulls what you assume is a weapon of mass destruction, the scorpion goes into casting stance, and the construct says "If by streetwalker you mean whore i can assure you I do not fill that capacity, at least not in the traditional sense. Also if you were meaning to insult me, I can show you the true meaning of existential pain let me assure you."
Bunnygirl: "They think he's hawt."
Construct: "Oh well that explains perfectly."