Time seems to slow down around all of you. Funnyman is swinging his face around while having the 'told you so' of the century conversation with his alter-ego. Tenebarum speaks a few words which sound foreign and strange to any who happen to be capable of hearing such things so shortly after an explosion. Swiss Army Man only frowns as he brings his arms to his chest and swings them down quickly. All of you see a rain of glass coming from the site of the explosion. First Bank, which seems to have had its entire third floor blown out by a bomb.
A flash of an identity comes to mind for each of you [make IQ checks] but perhaps your memories are fragmented by the blast resonating through you. People begin to panic and rush away from the explosion, trying to escape from the glass
A humanoid mass of earth rises up near Tenebarum, the elemental, casting a quick gaze towards the shower of glass, quickly throws itself in front of it's master, deflecting the storm of shrapnel with its body. Swiss Army Man turns on his heel and with a flick of his wrists, pans, aluminum cookie sheets, and other cookware items slip from seemingly nowhere. as he rushes to a group of kids who tripped while running. The glass rains down on them harmlessly.
A lone figure stands where the windows used to be.
He announces, using a megaphone:
Why Hello there, Roland and other heroes. His voice is thick with a French accent. I hope you don't mind me throwing you a welcoming party! Catch me if you can!