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bhu · « **Reply #180 on:** February 05, 2012, 05:49:12 PM »

Quote from: littha on February 05, 2012, 03:27:39 PM

I seem to have the plague at the moment, It hurts to blink.

hugs for littha!

RobbyPants · « **Reply #181 on:** February 05, 2012, 07:26:25 PM »

Quote from: littha on February 05, 2012, 03:27:39 PM

I seem to have the plague at the moment, It hurts to blink.

I had it Friday. Ugh.

radmelon · « **Reply #182 on:** February 05, 2012, 09:00:41 PM »

What is this Fut-bal? Some kind of pagan combat ritual?

Monotremeancer · « **Reply #183 on:** February 06, 2012, 07:41:39 AM »

Quote from: radmelon on February 05, 2012, 09:00:41 PM

What is this Fut-bal? Some kind of pagan combat ritual?

It's a game where you kick a soft spherical object (see: foot and ball) between two teems on a huge lawn. After one hour you've earned millions of dollar. The Americans have a derivative that the rest of the world refers to as "Pansies in armour who are trying to play rugby" or "Handegg" (see Fig. 1 for comparison). They are both very dull and major sources of interest to jocks.

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radmelon · « **Reply #184 on:** February 06, 2012, 01:48:12 PM »

I say! What a bizarre and degenerate pasttime! This is worth ~~investigating~~ ignoring.

RobbyPants · « **Reply #185 on:** February 06, 2012, 08:13:19 PM »

Hand egg. Heh.

On a related note: Today's SMBC

bhu · « **Reply #186 on:** February 13, 2012, 05:02:10 PM »

GUys my hard drive may be going bad. If I suddenly disappear I'll be back soon as I get paid.

Flay Crimsonwind · « **Reply #187 on:** February 13, 2012, 06:34:49 PM »

No worries dude; hopefully nothing horrible is happening.

QUICKLY, DELETE ALL THE PORN!

RobbyPants · « **Reply #188 on:** February 13, 2012, 08:56:34 PM »

Quote from: Flay Crimsonwind on February 13, 2012, 06:34:49 PM

QUICKLY, DELETE ALL THE PORN!

I think he means back up.

bhu · « **Reply #189 on:** February 13, 2012, 10:53:24 PM »

Quote from: RobbyPants on February 13, 2012, 08:56:34 PM

Quote from: Flay Crimsonwind on February 13, 2012, 06:34:49 PM
QUICKLY, DELETE ALL THE PORN!
I think he means back up.

External hard drive. already done

radmelon · « **Reply #190 on:** February 14, 2012, 10:08:45 AM »

As long as it has been dealt with.

VennDygrem · « **Reply #191 on:** February 15, 2012, 08:09:37 AM »

Didn't she specify very clearly that whatever man we bring her needs to have a pulse? I'm pretty sure she was very specific about that. I don't think a construct of any sort is going to do. >_>

Sir Shadow · « **Reply #192 on:** February 15, 2012, 08:43:56 AM »

Hey! HEY! we can give a construct a pulse >

Flesh golem sex toy!

radmelon · « **Reply #193 on:** February 15, 2012, 10:05:15 AM »

RobbyPants · « **Reply #194 on:** February 15, 2012, 10:48:08 AM »

What we need is a maedar, but there's no way Mustave would know about such things.

jojolagger · « **Reply #195 on:** February 15, 2012, 07:49:22 PM »

Quote from: Sir Shadow on February 15, 2012, 08:43:56 AM

Hey! HEY! we can give a construct a pulse >

Flesh golem sex toy!

I'd be willing to bet someone has stated that up somewhere, but she want's kids, and a construct would likely still be infertile.

VennDygrem · « **Reply #196 on:** February 15, 2012, 10:17:57 PM »

Plus, a flesh golem is still magically animated. That doesn't mean it has a pulse, necessarily.

Sir Shadow · « **Reply #197 on:** February 16, 2012, 01:47:36 AM »

Hence why I said we could GIVE it a pulse, the flesh was juts so she's not banging some metal freak, no offense mr. giant iron golem <___<

Anyways. There's always artificial insemination... or test-tube babies... she just needs a good lay to work out the kinks

Flay Crimsonwind · « **Reply #198 on:** February 16, 2012, 10:03:42 PM »

Actually, the kinkier the better... she could always be bound up, though I doubt she'd appreciate the blindfold.

Or maybe she would...

In any case, this is our longest and most difficult quest. I enjoy that concept.

konnerthefirst · « **Reply #199 on:** February 20, 2012, 03:37:05 AM »

How about we just sell someones soul to a archfeind or something for this to work?

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