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Sir Shadow
« on: March 18, 2013, 06:36:55 PM »
You return to the Mage's Guild to find your Guilds members busily translating while enduring a deep seated theological discussion about cock from the women nearby.

They look like they're fuming a little.

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Re: Sir Shadow
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2013, 11:04:00 PM »
cock... as in the bird right?

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« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2013, 11:39:19 PM »
That's your initial impression but several moments of eavesdropping cures you of that misconception.   It is a college after all...

Your guildmates notice you and ask if they;re done for the day through clenched teeth

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« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2013, 08:29:28 AM »
"What!? Such ungrateful minio-- I mean, Guild Recruits. You don't like your first job? How are you supposed to earn your keep? Bah! Very well, I suppose you deserve a break for all your... erm... hard work..." He looks over at the others working on translation dubiously.

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« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2013, 03:18:21 PM »
"We like hard work just fine.  We just don't appreciate distractions."

Next to them one of the more inebriated college girls is wildly brandishing some sort of rubbery penile facsimile as an aid to her arguments.  You get the feeling your women don't think much of the less mature college students.  The young bunnygirl who escorted you in earlier looks sort of trapped and humiliated by whats going on.  She scampers over when seeing you. 

"Sir Bartholomeow!! How lovely to see you again!! Let's go out in the hall!"

She begins hauling on you immediately. 
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« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2013, 05:57:30 PM »
Bartholomeow visibly pales at the site of the object and offers little resistance to being hauled out of the room.

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« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2013, 07:06:55 PM »
"I'm sorry about that some of the younger students sampled the wine a little too much.  We're understaffed and taking volunteers for the project, so we have to work with what we can get.  Thank you very much for the assistance of the women you sent!! They made up for the girls getting drunk!"

*squishes*

"You're all coming back right?  They didn't scare you off?"

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Re: Sir Shadow
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2013, 11:37:28 PM »
Truffles suddenly notices the bunnygirl and begins sniffing her.

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« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2013, 09:51:45 AM »
"Um, er, yes... I'm sure we'll be back to assist the Mage's Guild further, but for now we, uh, have other pressing guild matter to attend to-- what is it Mr. Truffles?" Bartholomeow eyes the bunny girl and raises an eyebrow as he addresses his familiar.

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« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2013, 05:38:39 PM »
Truffles hops into her arms curls up into a ball and begins purring.


"Ummm...is this normal?"

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« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2013, 05:44:02 PM »
"No, it means he's either going to eat you or... can we speak in private?"

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« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2013, 05:51:02 PM »
SHe blushes

"Um...sure...um, is he safe to hold?"

Truffles is snuggling her in a disconcertingly catlike manner

She leads you into a small scroll room

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« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2013, 05:26:19 PM »
"He's generally safe enough. He usually only acts like that if you're delicious or undead. Or both."

Bartholomeow looks at his pig, "What is it, Mr. Truffles? Why are you so interested in her?"

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« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2013, 05:51:45 PM »
He switches his position in her arms to laying on his back as if he wants belly scritches.  In cat terms  this effectively means he feels comfortable in her presence but you aren't sure Dethpigs understand cat etiquette.  Then again he is purring.

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Re: Sir Shadow
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2013, 09:49:06 PM »
she blushes a little

"Sooooo...what did you want to talk about?"

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« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2013, 10:09:31 PM »
"I wanted to talk to you about a job opportunity. You seem markedly more capable then your classmates. How far are you in your studies here?"

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« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2013, 10:46:24 PM »
"Not as far as I'd like.  Many of my teachers are dead in the recent conflagration, and schooling is much on hold until the Professors are replaced.  We continue projects as we can but most classes are suspended whilst the authorities chat with the faculty which is left.  I fear for the existence of the school and what it might become if the wrong people take over.  As you can see there are many students whose prime concern isn't learning or the preservation of knowledge, but drifting by on their parents monies.  When they graduate they will likely not be true Wizards, but apprentices with pretensions towards the title."  :(

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« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2013, 03:52:34 PM »
"What is your primary area of study?"

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Re: Sir Shadow
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2013, 04:38:21 PM »
"Divination, languages, esoteric knowledge, some minor illusion and abjuration."

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Re: Sir Shadow
« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2013, 02:01:29 AM »
ooc

Are you spening the night at base, and are you sending the newbs back there as well/