So no heart issues. K_ tried to talk her way out of quitting but no dice. A week later boss mysteriously quits. Then changes her mind the next day and gets told no. The bosses boss asks all of us if we want to be new boss, and strings everyone along for three days before telling us all "Old boss gave you all misconducts, and you cant have one if you want to be a boss."
So they gave it to L_. L_ is a 75 year old retiree who supposedly owned 20 gas stations out of state, which he sold to take this job. He was a fill in we hired 4 months ago. He's worked a total of 5 days, and has no experience as a guard and has had at least 2 open heart surgeries. He is also a loud and proud Trump apologist at a post where Trump is...not well liked. He's also an old school "I think calling black people 'coon' is funny" sort of racist. His trainer is our lone African-American employee, and he's already seconds away from killing L_ because the old man seems incapable of using a pc or cell phone, both of which are required for the job. He doesn't think women should be in the workplace. Every single employee with the ability to fire him is female. He loves to tell rambling, 'funny' stories that will get him fired if the right people hear them. As in "Have I told you about the time I watched the cops shoot a negro in the dick because he got loud with them?"
I sense interesting times in my near future.