Things that make you LoL (Part 3)

[phaedrusxy]

Wasn't sure where to put this... Here is an image generator that turns your cat doodles into nightmare fuel.


http://flip.it/XUoJ9U

[oslecamo]

Since Switch's cartridges are so small, Nintendo coated them with a non-toxic super-bittering agent to discourage children from eating them.

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[ketaro]

So that's what all the funny stuff's been about!

[Psysama]

You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger. You asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon. You asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground. You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia. Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.

Eiji's page cracks me up.

[Kuroimaken]

So today I went to the park for a meet up with my LARP friends for some training. I went dressed in character, while everyone else went civvie.

I earned a nickname today. "The Final Boss of Redemption Park." 

[bhu]

Now you need to go about issuing challenges 

[Psysama]

Disco Bombing!   

[Amechra]

You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger. You asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon. You asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground. You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia. Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.

Eiji's page cracks me up.

You've never seen this before?

[Nanshork]

You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger. You asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon. You asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground. You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia. Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.

Eiji's page cracks me up.

You've never seen this before?

That is fascinating!

[Psysama]

You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger. You asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon. You asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground. You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia. Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.

Eiji's page cracks me up.

You've never seen this before?

I've seen it, but it's been a while.

[Psysama]

Fizzling fireboxes, Thomas certainly is cross!

[Chemus]

This for some reason. And made me actually LOL, FWIW.

[trappedslider]

so, I took part in a one shot Paranoia game today and the best way to describe who the debriefing went would be something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu3v87_97Hc

[SorO_Lost]

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What inspired you to take the path you did with Rita’s slow takeover of the alternate Earth?
I think it’s more interesting, personally. And, if our current political situation in the U.S. is any indication, entirely believable. I mean, is a Moon Witch convincing the people of Earth to let her rule them any more outlandish than Donald Trump?

I let out an excess amount of air through my nose at that one.

[Kuroimaken]

I was not aware there was a Power Rangers comic.

[SorO_Lost]

I was not aware there was a Power Rangers comic.

There is actually two of them ongoing.

The one I just mentioned with starts with Tommy just joining the team and brings up trust issues and a new villain, which I kind of already spoiled, that strips them of their powers. Still, his big reveal has something amazingly awesome that I haven't said yet.

The other is Power Rangers vs the Justice League, which lasts for about an issue and a half then it's PR & JL vs Zedd & Brainiac. I think I linked that one here in one of these threads. It updates so slowly through.

[trappedslider]

http://www.polygon.com/2017/4/22/15393738/everything-20-percent-off-steam 

[Kethrian]

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/fireworks

[Psysama]

Groot as Trump

[trappedslider]

so I was reading up on the  impeachment clause and found this quote from B. Franklin

What was the practice before this, in cases where the chief magistrate rendered himself obnoxious? Why, recourse was had to assassination, in which he was not only deprived of his life, but of the opportunity of vindicating his character. It would be the best way, therefore, to provide in the Constitution for the regular punishment of the executive, where his misconduct should deserve it, and for his honorable acquittal, where he should be unjustly accused.

so,basically, Benjamin Franklin realized that if the president were to rendered himself obnoxious then people would consider assassination unless there was a legal way to remove him from office.

Not treasonous or acting outside the interest of the American but just really really annoying. Franklin understood people.