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Chapter 4: If a tree falls in the forest...
« on: January 30, 2013, 11:09:01 PM »
The dreams have been getting worse lately. Even during your waking hours, you've felt a tightness in your chest, and a sense of impending doom, but despite your best efforts, you've been unable to determine what they mean.

You (all) have had these recurring nightmares for years in which you were running from some unknown and unseen force. In the dreams, you were always racing against "the clock", and knew that if you weren't successful at whatever you were trying to do (which was never clear in any of the dreams...), that there would be dire (but vague/unknown) consequences.

In many of the dreams, you've had to fight bizarre creatures with unexplainable powers. Secrecy is another constant theme in the dreams, because it seemed that even speaking about certain things could make them happen, as could drawing a lot of attention to yourselves, for some reason. It was as if the dream itself was your enemy, but that it was only vaguely aware of you... unless you did something to get its attention. So you learned to be quiet. To watch. To wait. To only act when you knew it would count. To be patient. And often to dread sleep...

You've always had the same group of allies in the dreams. Oddly, even though they seem as real now as people you see every day, you've never actually met any of them, as far as you can remember, and you're unsure if they actually exist. These allies have strange powers of their own, and as the years have worn on, their powers (and appearances) have actually changed, but you know that they are still the same "people"... at least in the dreams. Their names have always seemed to slip away when you wake up, though... until tonight...


You're woken up by an odd, tentacle-armed demon pouring a bucket of water on you, screaming "Wake up Bitches! OK, this shit is about to get real! Training is over, and the Time of the Reaping is coming, for us, or them!

Tonight, the Veil will be lifted. When you wake up, you'll remember every detail of what I'm about to tell you, and of all of these special dreams you've been having over the years. Yeah, that's right Motherfuckers, I know all about them. You know why? Because I made them! I couldn't risk my own ass coming to fill you motherfuckers in on what happened... so I had to sneak into your minds while you slept! And I couldn't just give it to you all at once, or let you keep all of it, either. Else you might have went off asking the wrong questions and gotten your fool selves killed, and I couldn't have that. Because I need you, Bitches. You're my soldiers, and it's Time to go to War!"


As you look around, you see your allies from all the earlier dreams, and although you'd expect them to be soaking wet, none are... and neither are you, now that you think about it... Maybe it was just a metaphorical bucket of water... And if you woke up, why does this still feel like a dream?

"Now, before you Motherfuckers start asking all kinds of stupid questions, first open up these motherfucking books and take a look at them."

You all realize that you're holding a small black book. They all look identical.

"Go ahead. Take your time. As deep as we are, we can afford a little more."

As you open the book and start to skim the pages, it all seems familiar to you. You realize you've seen bits and pieces of all of this in the dreams you've had over the years. Before long, you feel like you don't even need to read anymore. You know it all, already. And you remember the names of your companions, although they don't look exactly like they were described in the book.

The foul-mouthed demon says "Now... we come down to it. This P-P Motherfucker is going to Ascend soon, and you motherfuckers need to be getting the fuck out of here before that happens... especially after you wake up from this dream... as even having all of this stuff in your head might be enough to draw his attention, even if you don't ever speak a word of it. Luckily... I've got your asses a ticket back to the past. It's not any of that shit in that book, either. That's way too damned dangerous. Even though he doesn't know exactly what happened the first time around, or who is responsible, he is definitely more wise and paranoid about shit this time... and I'm sure he'll be watching the Myth Drannor Portal, and... well, you know... that damned green globe that about fucked us up last time we did this shit...

And don't even think about saying you're not going, because you know you're gonna be fucked if you don't. If you listen to me, you just might survive. I've learned a thing or two since we tried this shit last time, and I'm gonna put that to work helping you motherfuckers out... although I won't be coming along for the ride personally. We'll keep in contact though, same way we always have... when you sleep."


The grin on his face is unspeakably wicked.

"So... any questions? Or are you ready to hear how you're getting the fuck out of this soon about to be fucked up time?"


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Re: Chapter 4: If a tree falls in the forest...
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2013, 06:26:30 PM »
"What is this... I don't even..." Cade starts. He doesn't get far.

"I... I remember. But I don't. It's someone else's life. Another life that was... is... no, was my life. And... Augh!" The tall, fiendish man looks down at his hands in contemplation. He closes the hands into four strongly-muscled fists. He had dreamt about being a monk before, several times in fact. He was a lot bigger in those dreams, but he didn't have all four arms.

"Ok... Alright. I think I can handle this. I can put a lid on it. But Hells-damn-it, having two sets of memories, even if one is patchy and still full of holes, is confusing! Marlowe, when we wake up, I'm going to need a damned drink. A strong one.

Alright... X, what are we doing here? How are we supposed to stop this from happening again? It kind of sounds like we failed pretty hard, even with an all-powerful artifact in our possesion, and it definitely sounds like we don't have access to anything like that anymore. Speaking of which, how do we know he doesn't have it? The journal doesn't exactly tell us what happened at the end.
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Cade just stood, continuing to try to cope with two realities. Seriously, had he really come from Demon stock before? Those savages don't know their heads from their rears, half the time.

"Also, what the hells is 'Lourm's hair refreshener'?"

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Re: Chapter 4: If a tree falls in the forest...
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2013, 03:49:00 PM »
Dwvar shakes his head grumpily.  "Hmph.  My alternate was an idiot."

He stands, limbering his spiked armor and shield, which squeak ever so slightly, and looks around.  His strange blue eyes settle on the tentacle demon.  "Hey, Ugly.  You toss water on me again, and you'll need a spelunking crew to find my boot up your nether parts."

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Re: Chapter 4: If a tree falls in the forest...
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2013, 04:42:37 PM »
"I'll see what I can do, sir, although if we're in as much of a hurry as has been said, you may have to drink it on the run."

Marlowe rises to his feet, smoothing his hair and straightening his tie. "If you don't mind my asking, Xuuvosic, is there any particular reason we'll be denied the extreme pleasure of your company?"
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Re: Chapter 4: If a tree falls in the forest...
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2013, 06:20:29 PM »
"Because I saw all you motherfuckers die horrible deaths the first time, and I have no desire to participate this time, either." His laugh sounds like some kind of infernal machine going through its death throes.

Then he looks more serious and says "Besides, I can do more for you pulling strings behind the scenes than I can tagging along. I haven't spent the last couple thousand years sitting around pulling my dick, I can tell you that. I have resources, hidden all over the place, and not all in one time, either. If you guys need something, let me know and I can probably tell you where, and when, to find it. Even if it isn't a thing."
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Re: Chapter 4: If a tree falls in the forest...
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2013, 07:21:26 PM »
Cade notes the tone in Marlowe's voice, but doesn't speak. He had almost forgotten that Marlowe had had an alternate life as well, and besides, Cade hasn't always had the life he had up until now anyway, even as he was. Having access to a butler was new enough as it was, let alone one whose duties rarely called for traditional butler-ing. It wasn't so long ago that he had found out who his real father was... only a couple of centuries, really. It wasn't until about a decade ago that he called upon Cade and tried to bring him into 'the family business' so-to-speak.

"Sorry, I guess I'm still adjusting. To a lot of things. So, Xuuvosic, what do we have to do once we, ah, wake up? I'm sure we'll need to gather together someplace, but where and what is our first objective? I doubt you'd pull us together like this if you didn't have a clue to go on."


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Re: Chapter 4: If a tree falls in the forest...
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2013, 08:10:08 PM »
Ris-Janna is silent for the first few minutes of the ensuing exchange, paging through the black book and looking at each of the others in turn, without blinking. Just kind of staring. "Smoking weed isn't... any more productive than pulling... your dick." She holds up one of the book's pages in front of her, for some reason covered in dry blood, and frowns at it.
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Re: Chapter 4: If a tree falls in the forest...
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2013, 12:19:24 AM »
Xuuvosic grabs his heart as if he'd been stabbed, then winks at Ris-Janna and says with a wounded voice "My dear, I am so disappointed in your lack of faith in me. I gave that stuff up ages ago."

Then to Dwvar, he says "He'll be fine. He's just getting used to the idea that we used to be related. Oh yeah, I almost forgot? You motherfuckers didn't even know, did you? We were all siblings! Me, Cade, and R-J! So what's up, Bro!? Hiya, Sis!" Xuuvosic laughs, then looks more stern and says to Cade "Although I think you might not be allowed back in the family reunions since you went and joined the other team."

"Anyway, on to more serious matters. Yes, I do have at least the beginnings of a plan, although you motherfuckers might not like it, but let me explain my reasoning, and I hope you'll see why it has to be this way. As no doubt the new and improved Marlowe can tell you, traveling back through time over long periods is no small matter. And we... I mean you, can't be using the ways we used last time, because that shit is too hot, and will have too many eyes on it, if you know what I mean. So I spent a great deal of time and resources looking for an alternative, especially one that didn't involve my ass getting involved directly somehow.

Eventually, I heard about this dude. He was a soul broker, which is kind of ironic being that he's basically a disembodied soul himself... but anyway... turns out, he was from the future too! From right about the same time as we started out on our big adventure! So I chatted him up, and he told me that he'd been fucking around in Limbo, and just happened to get sucked into a random portal that had opened up there. Only this portal didn't only go to a different place, it went to a different time! Imagine that shit! And here I thought the only things in Limbo were giant frogs and crazy-assed monks!

Anyway, I chatted him up, and after a bit of negotiation, we came to an agreement. He'd tell me the exact time and place where the portal opened up, but he had a price: He wanted me to kill the motherfucker on the other side of that portal! Turned out he'd wound up popping out in some badassed Temporal Justicar's office, or something like that, and the dude kicked his ass! Luckily for him, he was in a stolen body at the time. Not lucky for him, his own body was still on the other side of the portal! So he spent a few nerve-wracking hours sitting around inside of a gem, till he managed to jack another body for himself and escape. But he was still pissed about the whole thing, and wants revenge.

Strangely enough, he doesn't want you to prevent him from going through the portal in the first place, nor prevent his death... He just wants you to follow him through, after giving him enough time to get whacked, and then come through and finish off the dude that killed him! Sounds crazy, no?"
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Re: Chapter 4: If a tree falls in the forest...
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2013, 04:33:15 AM »
Marlowe blinks in mild surprise, as though not accustomed to hearing apologies. "Ah, no, it's quite alright. Besides, I think after this I'll be looking for a new employer anyway." He pauses, then adds, "...Master Cade."

As Xuuvosic outlines his plan, Marlowe listens intently, face growing more dour with every word. When the demon pauses for breath, he cuts in. "And this portal will take us as far back as we need to go? Because subtlety is not this plan's strong suit, what with our first stop on arriving in the past being the murder of a Temporal Justicar. I'd rather not draw attention to ourselves by traveling again unless we absolutely have to."
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Re: Chapter 4: If a tree falls in the forest...
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2013, 12:17:22 PM »
"I... well, that is disturbing, yes. Though I must say, I haven't 'joined' any team, let alone an 'other' team. One can't choose who spawned them. Besides, I'll take the back-stabbing of the Devilish family reunions to the face-eating of the Demonic reunions any day."

As Marlowe says his name, with the intonation of the addressing title, a chill runs down his spine. He felt he was going to be paying for something, in the not-too-distant-future, though he wasn't quite sure for what.

"I agree with Marlowe, though. This sounds like a messy way to do this. Even if we aren't attracting you-know-who's attention, killing such an authority figure will no doubt draw unwanted attention to us. Someone could be scrying on that location, or could otherwise use their temporal authority to watch a playback of the timespan to figure out that we were responsible. I wouldn't want to piss off anyone with innate power over time itself."

Cade glances warily at Marlowe before looking back at the demon.

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Re: Chapter 4: If a tree falls in the forest...
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2013, 11:52:55 PM »
Xuuvosic says "It should be back far enough, I think. Although to be honest, every time I've tried to poke my nose around to find more out about this kobold, I come close to getting it chopped off. I've lost a lot of good minions like that... So that's going to be priority one for you guys, I think, once you get back there. I have a few leads to help you out, though.

And don't worry about this asshole you're going to kill. My friend who told me about the portal should get the rap for ganking his ass, since he went through first, and that's been established historically. This Guardian has been a thorn in his side since then, evidently, although the guy hasn't really known who he was chasing most of the time."
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Re: Chapter 4: If a tree falls in the forest...
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2013, 02:27:06 PM »
Marlowe nods solemnly. "Second order of business. Unless you've pulled us bodily into this dream, all of us will be waking up in different locations, with only two of us remotely close as far as I know. We'll need a plan to escape and rendezvous on Limbo at the portal, either individually or en masse."
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Re: Chapter 4: If a tree falls in the forest...
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2013, 03:21:07 PM »
Cade speaks up. "You can leave that part to me. If you all give me a description of where you are, O should be able to round everyone up."

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Re: Chapter 4: If a tree falls in the forest...
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2013, 06:52:06 AM »
"You can find me at the Devil's Whorehouse." A booming voice spoke up.

Raoul had spent all this time thinking. He was absorbing every little bit of information. The dream seemed real enough to be believed, and if it was any indication, his memories seemed vivid enough to lend the creature credence.

"I think we can make better use of our initial foray into time than simply doing what your friend suggests, Xuuvosic. Such a large resource base... clearly it can't be used to a better purpose than eradicating a future threat of that magnitude.

I propose we not only kill the Justicar, we take it over."
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Re: Chapter 4: If a tree falls in the forest...
« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2013, 02:01:57 PM »
Dwvar's eyes widen at Raoul's suggestion, and he frowns, thinking through the implication.  "That's crazy enough that it just might work."
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Re: Chapter 4: If a tree falls in the forest...
« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2013, 02:24:31 PM »
"Work and blow... the part about the friend taking... credit to hell." Ris-Janna frowns and shakes her head.
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Re: Chapter 4: If a tree falls in the forest...
« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2013, 03:40:08 PM »
Marlowe drums his fingers on his chin thoughtfully. "It depends entirely on the operation. If it functions autonomously, it's very possible no one would notice it changing hands. Bear in mind that there's a large difference between ambushing a wounded target and mounting a fully-fledged takeover.

My personal vote is that we hold off on making that particular decision until we have more information about the headquarters. If it seems feasible at that point, we can make the attempt, but for now let's focus on easier prey."
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Re: Chapter 4: If a tree falls in the forest...
« Reply #17 on: February 07, 2013, 03:47:45 PM »
Marlowe is mesmerized for a moment, as the clock spirals inward on itself giving him a sense of vertigo.

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Re: Chapter 4: If a tree falls in the forest...
« Reply #18 on: February 07, 2013, 03:59:20 PM »
Marlowe blinks rapidly, giving his head a small shake. He shuts the watch with a snap.
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Re: Chapter 4: If a tree falls in the forest...
« Reply #19 on: February 07, 2013, 04:58:08 PM »
"You're assuming the takeover will be hostile. That doesn't work long-term.

It's in our best interests to play with their sense of duty. We have something considerable to stop which they may or may not have an inkling to. It's a matter of convincing them that the death of their boss was a part of a good greater than themselves and we did not have time to argue.

It's nothing if not the truth, which means it's all the more convincing. We need not give them all of the details, of course."
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