Sam's check of the news finds the usual weekend nonsense about various celebrities, though to his dismay, while the original version of the fic of horror has been taken offline, secondary works have sprouted up like mushrooms, particularly in the absence of noteworthy news, aside from Kong(in the form of a large two headed flying reptile) being shot down by Tinkerbell last night, and Verminlord having stole a truckload of cheese and dairy products for nefarious purposes.
You know. Usual stuff.
Aside from the monster that Conspiracy had unleashed.