Mom needs pills so i drive to the local pharmacy at Krogers, which has stop signs sunken into concrete on either side of it's entrance. Whacko bird in a pickup misses the one, plowing into the second, at maybe 15 mph. Knocks it over, and keeps driving for about 20 plus feet before realizing "hey whats that horrible noise and why are there sparks everywhere?" Stops and reverses, breaking the sign free of his truck, and then gets out cussing at the sign while everyone else stares at him like "wtf man?"