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« on: April 12, 2012, 09:10:36 PM »
I thought this was pretty funny. This bot quoted one of the templates for homebrew class development, and at the end added a message to me. Check this out:

BASE CLASS NAME


   
"Quote of Some Kind by a member of the class!"
-name of quote origin, race and class name optional

 A general description of whatever the class is!

MAKING A CLASS NAME
Short description of play style.
Abilities: The important abilities and why they are important.
Races: Basically how common is the class in the various core races (and other races if you wish to put information in here about them).
Alignment: Alignment restrictions (if any).
Starting Gold: Xd4x10(average gp)
Starting Age: As (core class name).

Class Skills
The Class Name's class skills (and the key ability for each skill) are....
Skill Points at 1st Level: (x + int)x4
Skill Points at Each Additional Level: x + int

Hit Dice: dx



Level
Base
Attack Bonus
Fort
Save
Ref
Save
Will
Save

Special
1st+0+2+0+2-
2nd+1+3+0+3-
3rd+2+4+1+3-
4th+3+4+1+4-
5th+3+4+1+4-
6th+4+5+2+5-
7th+5+5+2+5-
8th+6/+1+6+2+6-
9th+6/+1+6+3+6-
10th+7/+2+7+3+7-
11th+8/+3+7+3+7-
12th+9/+4+8+4+8-
13th+9/+4+8+4+8-
14th+10/+5+9+4+9-
15th+11/+6/+1+9+5+9-
16th+12/+7/+2+10+5+10-
17th+12/+7/+2+10+5+10-
18th+13/+8/+3+11+6+11-
19th+14/+9/+4+11+6+11-
20th+15/+10/+5+12+6+12-
Weapon and Armor Proficiencies: A place to put the different proficiencies.

Class Ability (Ex): At Xth level a class name...

Class Ability (Su): At Xth level a class name...

Class Ability (Sp): At Xth level a class name...
 
PLAYING A CLASS NAME
 Brief description on how to play the class you are designing.
 Combat: Here's a section where you will describe common combat methods for your class. Remember to include information on how your class will use his powers in combat.
 Advancement: This is a section on different options and paths that the class can go down when they advance in power.
 Resources: What resources might a member of this PrC be able to draw on..

CLASS NAME IN THE WORLD
"A quote of somebody else talking about your class!"
-name of quote originator
A brief description of how your class is persevered in the world and how he interacts with the world.
 Daily Life: Some general information about the typical day in the life of your class.
 Notables: Make up some cool information about notable figures in the history of your class. It's best to give a little information from one of the good alignment and evil alignment (unless it's a good or evil only class).
 Organizations: Some information about organizations dedicated to the practice of your class and other organizations which members of your class will be attracted towards.

NPC Reaction
 This is an in detail description of how NPC's would perceive your class and the immediate generalization that people would give of your class.

CLASS NAME IN THE GAME
 This is a good place to provide a quick note on how your class will effect game play statistically.
 Adaptation: This is a place where you put in detail how people can adapt your class into their campaign setting.
 Encounters: This is a place to describe what sort of encounters PC's will have with NPC versions of your class.

Looking to get in touch with PhaedrusXY. I heard he was very good. I'll pay him $100 for a build.

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EPIC CLASS NAME

Hit Die: dx
Skills Points at Each  Level : x + int
Class Ability
Class Ability.
Bonus Feats: The Epic Class Name gains a Bonus Feat every x levels higher than 20th

Emphasis mine.  :lol
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Re: Funny spam PM
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2012, 09:11:22 PM »
LOL!
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Re: Funny spam PM
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2012, 11:06:55 PM »
Why anyone would pay for a build of a nameless, features class is beyond me.
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Re: Funny spam PM
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2012, 05:34:06 PM »
write back and tell him you only accept payment in nigerian moneys or dead chickens

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Re: Funny spam PM
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2012, 04:53:16 PM »
Spam! I really wanted you to help me. I DID hear you were pretty good! And my hundred buckskins offer was legit. 

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Re: Funny spam PM
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Re: Funny spam PM
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2012, 09:57:29 AM »
That's just the Fifth edition guys looking for some solid help in developing their new system.  You really should help them phaedrusxy :)

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Re: Funny spam PM
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2012, 08:40:32 PM »
No no no ... you're all missing the point.


The spambot thinks it found one of it's own,
and it was trying to be complimentary.
You notice it thinks PhaeXY is Medium BAB
with 2 good saves including Will ?
That's the base chassis of CoDzilla.
Happy Coincidence ?!
Your codpiece is a mimic.