Author Topic: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?  (Read 21924 times)

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #80 on: February 03, 2019, 09:09:25 PM »
"Well shit, come on in then.  Welcome to the Bar."

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #81 on: February 04, 2019, 12:19:15 PM »
"Thanks! We're trying to learn about this dungeon."
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #82 on: February 04, 2019, 09:01:41 PM »
"You said there are new owners?"

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #83 on: February 05, 2019, 10:22:17 AM »
"Yep!"

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #84 on: February 16, 2019, 03:21:23 AM »
"So what happened to the prisoners?"

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #85 on: February 16, 2019, 03:44:09 AM »
Prisioners? What prisioners? We only found the local staff and some skeletons so far.

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #86 on: February 18, 2019, 10:04:36 PM »
"Awwwwwww shit...."   :twitch

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #87 on: February 19, 2019, 10:04:14 AM »
"Are there some dangerous folks running around here now, or what?"
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #88 on: February 25, 2019, 10:25:25 AM »
Also what was your job down here? Were you the local brewmasters?

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #89 on: February 26, 2019, 03:03:10 AM »
"Are there some dangerous folks running around here now, or what?"

"We guarded the worst of the worst.  Well, others guarded we provided booze."

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #90 on: February 26, 2019, 09:38:26 AM »
"We guarded the worst of the worst.  Well, others guarded we provided booze."
"I mean, that's important, too. So who are we looking for?"
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #91 on: March 01, 2019, 12:36:30 AM »
"Fiends and entities of power on their level.  Gawds I hope Henderson hasn't made his way out..."

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #92 on: March 01, 2019, 09:43:54 AM »
"What would happen if he did?"
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #93 on: March 03, 2019, 09:02:30 PM »
"Shenanigans"

"Evil shenanigans."

"The Blood War would prolly flare up."

"Sun might go black and cows would purr."

"Chickens spontaneously exploding."

"Garden Gnomes would become suspicious out of necessity."

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #94 on: March 03, 2019, 09:35:53 PM »
So, out of pure curiosity, do you have any contigency plan about what to do in the theoretical case this hypothetical Henderson got out? It's not like you can see the sun down here and not a lot of farm animals either. Or garden gnomes. Or gardens.

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #95 on: March 04, 2019, 03:14:15 AM »
"Standard plan was to blow the place up if iit looked like he'd get out."

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #96 on: March 04, 2019, 09:56:56 AM »
"Ah. Well, good thing the gnomes haven't turned black and the sun isn't suspicious. I think everything's fine, for now."
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #97 on: March 04, 2019, 07:08:56 PM »
"Wait...do you know of his whereabouts?"

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #98 on: March 05, 2019, 09:31:26 AM »
"Who said anything about that? I said the world isn't ending, so we must be fine."
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #99 on: March 07, 2019, 01:15:22 AM »
bluff checks plz