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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #900 on: January 08, 2018, 09:09:14 PM »
What concerns me most is the letter "G" and i find it double funny that Florida's leading cause of death is Florida

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #901 on: January 19, 2018, 04:49:03 PM »
Here's the Montreal Cognitive Assessment exam, that Trump asked for.
 :D
link ---> www.dementia.ie/images/uploads/site-images/MoCA-Test-English_7_1.pdf

... personally I never know what the "date" is, because I've off-loaded
having to know that.  It's merely 1 google or tap-the-on-button away.
That's my ~story and I'm sticking to it.

The medium term recall part though, might be entirely random
( y'all've already surmised ) any given day ... so ... I'd get a d6 + 23.
And if I suddenly started playing Everyone Is John ?!
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #902 on: January 29, 2018, 11:11:42 PM »
http://neverjay.tumblr.com/post/170290505399/theoretically-since-living-things-want-to-stay

"Theoretically, since living things want to stay that way and being alive is the natural state of all things which can achieve it, all things that have once lived should have some innate, physical desire to do so again. Therefore, necromancy should be the easiest and most feasible form of magic."

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #903 on: January 29, 2018, 11:26:07 PM »
It's totally true. Necromancy is just another term for late paramedicine.
Source: Have zapped "dead" people making them twitch.

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #904 on: February 01, 2018, 06:03:20 PM »

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #905 on: February 19, 2018, 07:40:03 PM »

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #906 on: February 19, 2018, 11:00:43 PM »
They removed that sign over a year ago. (link)
They blamed it on a third party but it was probably an intended publicity stunt.

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #907 on: February 20, 2018, 12:13:12 PM »
They removed that sign over a year ago. (link)
They blamed it on a third party but it was probably an intended publicity stunt.

Still funny :P

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #908 on: March 16, 2018, 04:00:51 PM »
 :D
The Onion ... wants you to click on :  (wait-for-it) ... The Onion.

https://www.theonion.com/report-we-don-t-make-any-money-if-you-don-t-click-the-1823460398
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #909 on: May 17, 2018, 09:25:52 AM »
Moshe was on his death bed and raised his head gently. "Mendel are you there?"

"Yes, Moshe, I am here."

A moment later Moshe said, "Izzi, are you there?"

His son, Izzi assured him he was by his side.

"Joshua," said the ailing Moshe, "Are you there?"

"I'm here poppa," said Joshua taking his hand. Moshe raised himself on his elbow,

"Then who the hell is minding the shop?"

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #910 on: June 19, 2018, 02:17:32 AM »
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #911 on: August 22, 2018, 03:34:34 PM »
"Candace did you really offer to slash Paul’s tires?” I inquired turning to look at her.
“Again? What do you have some fetish about slashing tires?” Melody commented looking at Candace with an amused expression.
“Seth, she does that to anyone who she thinks needs to be taken down a peg or pisses her off,” Vanessa explained seeing the confused expression on my face.
“How else am I supposed to show support for my friends in their times of need?”  :lmao

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #912 on: August 24, 2018, 11:15:09 PM »

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #913 on: August 25, 2018, 11:42:39 AM »
History of Japan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o

For a crazy compressed version of Japan's history, that totally works.
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #914 on: August 26, 2018, 03:03:00 AM »

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #916 on: January 14, 2019, 12:20:22 PM »
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I can neither read nor comprehend this. ELI5? 

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #917 on: January 14, 2019, 01:11:22 PM »
The joke relies on you knowing stuff about Doki Doki Literature Club.
What do I win?
An awesome-five for mentioning Penny Arcade's On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness.

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #919 on: February 02, 2019, 04:31:37 PM »
People want to schedule a little training meet at the local park. Cue rainclouds, they figure that it's gonna rain because some people are already seeing raindrops.

Me: "Give me fifteen minutes"

Rain stops

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