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Re: Campaign Thread VIII: In Which we learn MMIII has shitty balance issues...
« Reply #840 on: December 29, 2017, 01:29:49 AM »
You all see Mustave climb out with the aforementioned fiendish gentleman.

"Lotsa kobolds out here.  Times have changed..."

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Re: Campaign Thread VIII: In Which we learn MMIII has shitty balance issues...
« Reply #841 on: January 07, 2018, 09:51:38 PM »
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Re: Campaign Thread VIII: In Which we learn MMIII has shitty balance issues...
« Reply #842 on: January 08, 2018, 08:50:47 AM »
"These are the people I came with. How long have you been out? Er, maybe you don't know. When did you go to sleep?"
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Re: Campaign Thread VIII: In Which we learn MMIII has shitty balance issues...
« Reply #843 on: January 08, 2018, 08:52:39 PM »
Morte makes sure to assume a more humanoidish shape and makes a polite bow.

Ahhh... Hi mr Henderson, pleasure to meet you. Menina Morte, an humble ferrywoman, at your service. Also good at slicing things dead and undead. Say, are those ruins your home? Because those kobolds are claiming land rights over this place, and we kinda accepted to clean up any remaining monsters inside in return for any shinies we find inside and can carry. But if you're the owner of this place, maybe we can reach some sort of agreement that will be mutually benefical?

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Re: Campaign Thread VIII: In Which we learn MMIII has shitty balance issues...
« Reply #844 on: January 14, 2018, 09:46:04 PM »
"These are the people I came with. How long have you been out? Er, maybe you don't know. When did you go to sleep?"

"Fuckin' hell if I know.  I'm guessing a few thousand years."

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Re: Campaign Thread VIII: In Which we learn MMIII has shitty balance issues...
« Reply #845 on: January 14, 2018, 09:47:22 PM »
Morte makes sure to assume a more humanoidish shape and makes a polite bow.

Ahhh... Hi mr Henderson, pleasure to meet you. Menina Morte, an humble ferrywoman, at your service. Also good at slicing things dead and undead. Say, are those ruins your home? Because those kobolds are claiming land rights over this place, and we kinda accepted to clean up any remaining monsters inside in return for any shinies we find inside and can carry. But if you're the owner of this place, maybe we can reach some sort of agreement that will be mutually benefical?

"Home?  No I was a guest staying for a bit.  I retired from politickin'.  Sunsabitches apparently locked me in and left.  I'd like to speak to them about that."

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Re: Campaign Thread VIII: In Which we learn MMIII has shitty balance issues...
« Reply #846 on: January 15, 2018, 09:36:37 AM »
"I hate politics, too. Who locked you up?"

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Re: Campaign Thread VIII: In Which we learn MMIII has shitty balance issues...
« Reply #847 on: January 21, 2018, 05:33:27 PM »
"The Soul Devourers of course.  Damn cheeky bastards."

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Re: Campaign Thread VIII: In Which we learn MMIII has shitty balance issues...
« Reply #848 on: January 21, 2018, 07:23:59 PM »
"And you just woke up now? The devils managed to don't disturb your sleep, but we did?"

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Re: Campaign Thread VIII: In Which we learn MMIII has shitty balance issues...
« Reply #849 on: January 28, 2018, 12:22:23 AM »
"I am beginning to think my long nap was not voluntary on my part.  Man the kobolds are really something.  I remember when they just squeaked and lived in caves."

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Re: Campaign Thread VIII: In Which we learn MMIII has shitty balance issues...
« Reply #850 on: January 28, 2018, 12:29:59 AM »
"Lucky you, I don't even get weekends off.
However this raises the possibility the devils may've kept somebody else sealed, and I suspect they may not be as willing to talk it out as you do.
Care to help us check out this caves? Bit of warm up exercise. You must be feeling really sore after not moving for eons.
Oh, where are my manners. You must be pretty hungry too. And thirsty.
Anybody brought any food or booze? I don't really need to eat, at least not anything material... But I can teleport to go fetch some."

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Re: Campaign Thread VIII: In Which we learn MMIII has shitty balance issues...
« Reply #851 on: January 28, 2018, 08:37:02 AM »
"I have some Amaretto." Mustave offers up the bottle.
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Re: Campaign Thread VIII: In Which we learn MMIII has shitty balance issues...
« Reply #852 on: January 28, 2018, 10:18:44 AM »
"I have some trail rations and water. Unfortunately, I do not tend to carry anything fancier while traveling"
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Re: Campaign Thread VIII: In Which we learn MMIII has shitty balance issues...
« Reply #853 on: January 29, 2018, 01:43:58 AM »
"I have some Amaretto." Mustave offers up the bottle.

"Damn kind of you old son.  Looks like most of the above ground bits are gone.  I'm betting only the dungeons and servants quarters are left.  Bastards apparently put me in the cellar."

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Re: Campaign Thread VIII: In Which we learn MMIII has shitty balance issues...
« Reply #854 on: January 30, 2018, 08:41:31 AM »
"Shall we have a looksie?"
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Re: Campaign Thread VIII: In Which we learn MMIII has shitty balance issues...
« Reply #855 on: February 04, 2018, 11:24:46 PM »
search rollz!

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Re: Campaign Thread VIII: In Which we learn MMIII has shitty balance issues...
« Reply #856 on: February 05, 2018, 01:09:01 AM »
Rolled 1d20+5 : 12 + 5, total 17


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Re: Campaign Thread VIII: In Which we learn MMIII has shitty balance issues...
« Reply #857 on: February 05, 2018, 06:26:03 AM »
Search
Rolled 1d20+17 : 19 + 17, total 36
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Re: Campaign Thread VIII: In Which we learn MMIII has shitty balance issues...
« Reply #858 on: February 05, 2018, 10:16:31 AM »
Search = 1d20+1

Rolled 1d20+1 : 6 + 1, total 7
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Re: Campaign Thread VIII: In Which we learn MMIII has shitty balance issues...
« Reply #859 on: February 05, 2018, 08:53:36 PM »
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