So, my DM just had a rather shortlived campaign where we were supposed to create the most cheesy characters that we could muster. On the list was:
The ghost of a paladin, whose body is still in a necromancer's dungeon. He will only be put to rest by a direct conversation with Heironious telling him that he had spread enough valor and justice. He was also senile.
A saint template/vow of poverty/vow of nonviolence/vow of peace lesser aasimar monk who we dubbed the Southern Batman Buhhda, as he spoke with a thick southern drawl, never killed anyone, and propagated peace among unruly peasants.
And my character, a half minotaur(dragon mag 313 for large size)/half human barbarian/war hulk with permanency enlarge person and strongarm bracers, who wielded the trunk of a darkwood tree as a gargantuan greatclub. The aforementioned tree was ripped from the ground after brutalizing a cult of druids
who worshiped the tree as a sacred entity.
What is the cheesiest character that you have played, or have had the distinct pleasure of playing with?