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New World Record
« on: September 04, 2013, 12:30:37 PM »
here is the creature with the lowest possible ability scores (total 1)

      Wet Biscuit McGlee "Sack o' XP"
   Dustform <- Dream Element <- Scorned <- Corrupted <- Corrupted by the Abyss <- Living Wall <- Giant Cockroach
Medium Construct (augmented aberration, augmented elemental, augmented undead, augmented vermin, extraplanar, incorporeal)
Hit Dice: 4d10+20 (42 hp)
Initiative: +0
Speed: 0 ft., fly 30 ft. (perfect)
Armor Class: 11 (+1 deflection), ff 11, touch 11
Base Attack/Grapple: +3/+3
Attack: Incorporeal Touch +3 melee (n/a), Slam +3 melee (1d6)
Full Attack: Incorporeal Touch +3 melee (n/a) and Slam –2 melee (1d6)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Breath weapon
Special Qualities: Acid resistance 10, ageless, amalgam, blind, blindsight 60ft., cold resistance 5, construct traits, darkvision 60 ft., disease immunity, DR 5/-, DR 5/good and magic, electricity resistance 10, enhanced power, fast healing 2 (on the Abyss only), fast healing 4 (when at 1 hp or higher), fire resistance 10, hidden, immovable, immunities, mindless, poison immunity, poison resistance, scent, sonic resistance 5, tremorsense 60 ft.
Saves: Fort +1, Ref +1, Will +1
Abilities: Str —, Dex —, Con —, Int —, Wis —, Cha 1
Skills: Climb +4, Hide +10, Listen +4, Move Silently +6, Spot +4
Feats:
Environment: Underground
Organization: Solitary, swarm (3–10), or aggregate (11–20)
Challenge Rating: 11
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 5–8 HD (Medium); 8–12 HD (Large)
Level Adjustment:

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Re: New World Record
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2013, 12:34:39 PM »
It's name should be "bag of XP" :lmao
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Re: New World Record
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2013, 12:37:49 PM »
Very true :)

I tried using the least # of templates possible
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Re: New World Record
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2013, 12:38:48 PM »
Incorporeal and immune to magic, talk about pissing off a wizard.

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Re: New World Record
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2013, 01:28:24 PM »
Psha, it's still too strong!

What this needs is the Petitioner template plus something that lets you strip it of all of its Ex abilities.

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Re: New World Record
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2013, 01:33:28 PM »
Psha, it's still too strong!

What this needs is the Petitioner template plus something that lets you strip it of all of its Ex abilities.

 :lmao
Too strong... until someone comes up with a Ghost Touch weapon. :P

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Re: New World Record
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2013, 01:34:51 PM »
Actually, I don't think this qualifies as a creature at all. That requires a Wisdom AND Charisma score. By definition, this is just an object with a sense of self. :p

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Re: New World Record
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2013, 02:18:43 PM »
Actually, I don't think this qualifies as a creature at all. That requires a Wisdom AND Charisma score. By definition, this is just an object with a sense of self. :p


I think Dream Elemental specifically bypasses that.
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Re: New World Record
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2013, 02:25:47 PM »
Actually, I don't think this qualifies as a creature at all. That requires a Wisdom AND Charisma score. By definition, this is just an object with a sense of self. :p


I think Dream Elemental specifically bypasses that.

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Re: New World Record
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2013, 03:17:40 PM »
I must say that one of the things that amused me the most was this line.
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Speed:      0ft (can’t run)
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I tip my hat at your direction sir. ಠ_ರೃ
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Re: New World Record
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2013, 05:42:45 PM »
Is the Hit Dice line 3HD plus 1/8th a HD?

0ft (can't run) ...  :lol ... now supposing
there's a semi-drunken Wizard with a way
to buff it into having a movement rate.

I'm guessing the Cha 1 would make it act
like a normal Golem taking the commands
of whatever made it. 

This would scare the snot out of the Townspeople.

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Re: New World Record
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2013, 07:19:01 PM »
Starts w fractional HD then Brood Spawn adds 3  :twitch

yes, Dream Element produces a Wis non-score

there is no official way to have Cha non-score
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Re: New World Record
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2013, 07:58:34 PM »
looks like one Orb of Force later and that 8th level Warmage gains a level or two :)

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Re: New World Record
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2013, 04:51:52 AM »
I could be wrong but can't you only have 3 templates max?  This is amusing though, what would it look like?
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Re: New World Record
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2013, 10:21:22 AM »
I could be wrong but can't you only have 3 templates max?  This is amusing though, what would it look like?

I've never seen a rule like that.

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Re: New World Record
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2013, 10:53:46 AM »
I could be wrong but can't you only have 3 templates max?  This is amusing though, what would it look like?

I've never seen a rule like that.
There is no such rule. I've heard of people using houserules like that, but definitely not official.
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Re: New World Record
« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2013, 12:35:08 PM »
broiling rainbowy frozen crystal medium monstrous spider with a troll face and a single brass leg, all stuffed into a 'wall' that is translucent

oh and it has a banjo that it cannot use ;)
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Re: New World Record
« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2013, 01:30:45 PM »
broiling rainbowy frozen crystal medium monstrous spider with a troll face and a single brass leg, all stuffed into a 'wall' that is translucent

oh and it has a banjo that it cannot use ;)
So you've basically explained Scuzzlebutt.
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Re: New World Record
« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2013, 03:58:47 PM »
(tweenage girly voice) --- Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest  ... <STAB>
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Re: New World Record
« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2013, 04:00:42 PM »
Oh oh , here's the Living Wall part , bbeg from Ghostbusters 2:

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