My computer refuses to play the video. Is this deliberate or an ironic coincidence?
Coincidence. Short transcript:
Do you want *list of features a company should offer*?
Fuck you.
We are the only game in town, and you are paying out the ass for it.
You see, we have what's called an oligopoly.
looking for a better deal? You can oligobble down our balls, you are paying for it.
Your local internet provider: "You won't like it, and there is no other option".