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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #40 on: September 08, 2019, 01:04:15 PM »
I blubber you stew, uh; Chuffy stab with a stick

Ouch tht huts
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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #41 on: September 09, 2019, 09:36:26 PM »
"Sonuva *beep*"

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #42 on: September 09, 2019, 10:12:59 PM »
Loptop shakes her head.  "Two of you are clever.  One if you is not. The other likes sticks too much."  She then bops Chuffy on the head, "Sticks not clever!"

"Last challenge!  Happy Beat!  Beat yourself to make us happy!"

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #43 on: September 10, 2019, 07:35:34 AM »
Mogmurch capers and flails, his overly flexible limbs allowing him to whirl and spin while still bopping himself on the snout.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #44 on: September 10, 2019, 02:40:55 PM »
Glad im not good at thith
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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #45 on: September 10, 2019, 09:17:16 PM »
Poog manages to knock himself out to the delight of everyone!

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #46 on: September 11, 2019, 10:04:25 AM »
Reta pulls her lips out all the way to the edge of her balloon-shaped head, and then in a feat of dexterity, jumps up and manages to insert *both* of her feet into her mouth before landing on her rump.
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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #47 on: September 12, 2019, 11:36:57 PM »
All of the adult goblins look quite happy and one of them casts a healing spell on Poog so that he won't be in the way for the rest of the day.

Finally free of the whelping cage, you and the other not-quite Licktoads are told that you have only one task left before you are recognized as full-fledged goblins by the tribe.  You have to seize your own toads from Tadpole Bog and present them to the evil forces that dwell deep within the Cave of Darkfear.

Kettlehead and his followers are clearly Chief Gutwad's favorite and are allowed to leave immediately for Tadpole Bog.  The rest of you will have to wait until tomorrow morning.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #48 on: September 13, 2019, 07:55:24 AM »
"Tomorrow we pick toads. Soon we Licktoads." Reta said. She puffs out her chest and says, "Toads no match for Reta!"
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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #49 on: September 17, 2019, 07:21:33 AM »
"Whose da best, we'z da best! Licktoad, licktoad, licktoad!" He then fell over and flopped about like a carp on dry land.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #50 on: September 17, 2019, 08:17:07 PM »
"What exactly are these toads for?"

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #51 on: September 17, 2019, 09:33:55 PM »
"Need toad to be Licktoad!" Loptop responds and rolls her eyes.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #52 on: September 17, 2019, 11:15:16 PM »
"Yeah, yeah...but are these toads for ridin' er lickin' er otherwise?  Wut kinder toads we lookin' fer."

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #53 on: September 18, 2019, 06:58:39 AM »
"Poog silly. Lick toad, then throw toad hard. Toad hit good"
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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #54 on: September 18, 2019, 10:15:23 AM »
"LICKTOADS LICK TOADS!  Not throwtoads!"  Loptop can't believe how stupid these whelps are.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #55 on: September 19, 2019, 10:40:25 AM »
"No licking toad then throwing at da enemiez? What if we'z missing rokz?"

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #56 on: September 19, 2019, 10:41:04 PM »
"You bring toad here, no throwing!"

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #57 on: September 22, 2019, 01:45:05 AM »
"Why exactly do we lick toads?"

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #58 on: September 22, 2019, 10:09:55 AM »
Reta looks at Poog wondering how they could be so stupid. "Why wouldn't we lick toads? Reta get ready for tomorrow. Meet here in morning."
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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #59 on: September 23, 2019, 03:06:34 PM »
"Because the toads might lick back..."