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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #20 on: October 23, 2018, 02:27:59 AM »
ooc: For those who didnt peek in the chatting thred yer all here now

"Ain't no pleasure here lady, just sharp, rusty metal in yer toes.  State yer bidness!"

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #21 on: October 30, 2018, 09:30:29 AM »
ooc: For those who didnt peek in the chatting thred yer all here now

At this point, Mustave was planning on Morte continuing to talk, since she's seen more of the place.
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #22 on: November 01, 2018, 10:07:49 PM »
"Ain't no pleasure here lady, just sharp, rusty metal in yer toes.  State yer bidness!"

"Aye aye, business before pleasure. We've helped the kobolds drive away the devils from this dungeon, which now claim ownership of this place and so we're checking the premises to find out the layout and for any other problems that may need to be taken care of. I'm certain we can reach some kind of agreement that will be mutually benefitable for all parties here as soon as you tell me what you do and what you want. Like seems this place has been sealed for quite some time, but now there's a whole bright world out there with plenty of new nice things the kobolds could trade for your services. Besides plenty of money to be made."

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #23 on: November 06, 2018, 05:59:37 PM »
" You hirin' robbers then?"

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #24 on: November 07, 2018, 09:21:47 AM »
"We were just liberating the kobolds and checking the place out."
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #25 on: November 07, 2018, 09:30:14 PM »
" You hirin' robbers then?"

As a matter of fact we could use somebody skilled in traps to navigate around this place. There's quite a bit of them scattered around. And kobolds love to make traps, so after disarming the old ones they'll probably need help setting new stuff.

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #26 on: November 11, 2018, 04:14:28 PM »
"An alliance with Kobolds eh..."

"They thinking of rebuilding?"

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #27 on: November 12, 2018, 06:02:27 AM »
They already started rebuilding, the little buggers cleaning up the rubble in the blocked passages at the top levels as we speak.

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #28 on: November 14, 2018, 11:43:43 PM »
"Kobolds are usually ok, we'll meet with them.  The oozes told youo bout the Beholders yet?  They've gone a bit crackers over the centureis."

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #29 on: November 15, 2018, 09:47:11 AM »
"I seem to remember hearing about 'beholder territory'."
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #30 on: November 16, 2018, 10:40:48 AM »
"Yeah, the cubes mentioned those beholders. Any tips on how to best deal with them?"

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #31 on: November 19, 2018, 05:10:49 PM »
"Avoid them.  Seriously, they're batshit crazy and it's been made worse with the inbreeding."

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #32 on: November 20, 2018, 04:08:05 PM »
"Is there a particular spot to avoid?"
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #33 on: November 23, 2018, 01:52:14 AM »
"Anybody else nearby that we may be willing to talk things out?"

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #34 on: November 27, 2018, 06:27:32 PM »
"Cave in's have separated much of the complex over the years.  Honestly were not sure what to avoid, the slimes and us were cut off these last few centuries, and the Beholders war among themselves to the point we avoid going near them.  Trust me you'll know when you're in their territory."

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #35 on: November 30, 2018, 09:08:21 AM »
"Any suggestions on where to investigate with the least likelihood of triggering a cave-in?"
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #36 on: November 30, 2018, 10:08:09 AM »
"Everybody keeps warning us to avoid those beholders, I'm getting the feeling we'll run into them sooner or later...

Anyway those slimes any friendly? Because I can borrow through stone so even if the passage's blocked I should be able to reach them if you'll just point me in the right direction."

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #37 on: December 01, 2018, 12:09:59 AM »
"The cubes are a decent sort.  They keep the place clean and keep the riff raff out."


"Yer on yer own regarding the cave-in's.  Were mercenaries, not Dwarves."

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #38 on: December 01, 2018, 08:46:51 AM »
"So, if we don't know where we're going, and we don't know what is in any given direction, I guess we could just go anywhere, so long as we track our progress. How about... that way?" Mustave seems to pick a passage at random.
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #39 on: December 01, 2018, 11:12:01 PM »
"I'm fine that plan."

Morte starts walking in the direction Mustave pointed out.