I have a confession to make.

[Amechra]

I'm illiterate.

I make all my posts by bashing the keyboard with my face.

[SolEiji]

It's ok, I'm not actually sentient.  I'm a random word generator who has gotten very lucky with stringing together coherent choose face making member to reply utility chat star.

[FlaminCows]

That isn't so bad. I'm a talking cow skull possessed by a demon of the depths and fed by souls of the damned. All vague attempts at helpfulness are actually me seducing you to the dark side.

[ketaro]

I'm on a horse.

[wotmaniac]

I'm on a horse.

Is it amazing?  (sorry, couldn't resist).


I am the droid that you are looking for.

[Garryl]

I don't know how to homebrew. I just plagiarize my pet monkeys.

[bhu]

I have enough porn that it requires it's own pocket dimension.

[trappedslider]

I have enough porn that it requires it's own pocket dimension.

IF everyone assumes it about you..I don't think that makes it a confession..more of a confirmation....

I want to put slenderman into my PbP game....but wearing a party hat......

[Nanshork]

What a coincidence, I make all of my posts by bashing my face with the keyboard!

[Raineh Daze]

I am the keyboard.

[trappedslider]

I am the keyboard.

I am the walrus
I'm also Kilroy
and the laughing man

[Nanshork]

I am the keyboard.

...so I bash my face with you?

I'm not really sure what to think about that.

[SolEiji]

I am the keyboard.

...so I bash my face with you?

I'm not really sure what to think about that.

Even stranger, I'm actually under Raineh's hat.  Every time you bash, another one of me appears (with a mini version of her hat).

[Raineh Daze]

I am the keyboard.

...so I bash my face with you?

I'm not really sure what to think about that.

That I am harder than your face.

[skydragonknight]

I am what the fox says. (SDK!)

[Nanshork]

I am the keyboard.

...so I bash my face with you?

I'm not really sure what to think about that.

That I am harder than your face.

There's at least one innuendo to be found in this quote pyramid.   

[Raineh Daze]

I am the keyboard.

...so I bash my face with you?

I'm not really sure what to think about that.

That I am harder than your face.

There's at least one innuendo to be found in this quote pyramid.   

More of a quote mine. Deeper and deeper you go...

[Nanshork]

I am the keyboard.

...so I bash my face with you?

I'm not really sure what to think about that.

That I am harder than your face.

There's at least one innuendo to be found in this quote pyramid.   

More of a quote mine. Deeper and deeper you go...

   I love you Raineh.

[skydragonknight]

I am the keyboard.

...so I bash my face with you?

I'm not really sure what to think about that.

That I am harder than your face.

There's at least one innuendo to be found in this quote pyramid.   

More of a quote mine. Deeper and deeper you go...

   I love you Raineh.

That sounds like a confession. Also, I love you Nanshork. <3

[SolEiji]

I am the keyboard.

...so I bash my face with you?

I'm not really sure what to think about that.

That I am harder than your face.

There's at least one innuendo to be found in this quote pyramid.   

More of a quote mine. Deeper and deeper you go...

   I love you Raineh.

That sounds like a confession. Also, I love you Nanshork. <3

And I love everyone!

That's why no one is allowed to leave my dungeon.  Ever.  <3