Author Topic: Phase 1 - IC (Read 16868 times)

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #40 on:** December 26, 2014, 07:35:30 PM »

"I pity your ignorant hippo brain for not realizing when to give up. This? THIS IS NOTHING!

выхолащивания корма характер SLASH!"

The insane russian grabbed the sword with both hands and, going by the logic that the longer your attack name is, the more it hurts, he attacked the hippo again!

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SorO_Lost · « **Reply #41 on:** January 01, 2015, 12:38:14 PM »

The mighty Black Ranger swings his sword shouting Russian and cleaves through the Hippo in half leaving it a bloody mess on the floor as Verka comes in through the side doors.

*Flashes of light*

The both of you appear in the command center again. The floating cat-head Zorden is looking pleased and C3PO as always has the vacant stare of a robot.

C3PO: "You're back, it seems I lost thirty thousand credits."
Zordon: "Good job Rangers!"
C3PO: "Yes, good job killing hippos at a nudy bar."
Zordon: "Verka, you stripped your suit off during the fight at a stripper bar, +4 points."
C3PO: "What would your mother think?"
Zordon: "Boris, I can't even remember your name, +1 point."
C3PO: "I can't even figure out how to type his letters."
Zordon: "You were both willing to sacrifice humans, +5 points for the blood shed."
C3PO: "I agree."
Zordon: "Boris, as a first round bonus you also get a noobie handicap, +5 points."
C3PO: "Vekra is your senor, you could learn a lot from her. Like English."
Zordon: "As a special reward I grant you an image of tomorrow for a bonus +1 point all around, good luck and see you on the next mission."
C3PO: "Wait what?"

You feel weightless floating in a sea of dark stormy clouds. A ray of light appears, a huge metal man with spikes jutting out of his armor appears. He swings a mighty sword. It's so large, it's so heavy, you're so small... But before he can hit a large T-Rex catches the sword with his teeth and flings him into a building!

*Flashes of light*

And you're back at your respective homes, in the shower at least.
At your feet two large chunks of silver that look like tusks, probably from the hippos.

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SorO_Lost · « **Reply #42 on:** January 19, 2015, 10:29:48 AM »

Meanwhile at 6:30am while the rangers are asleep in their PJs.

Zordon: "3PO I feel the shift in the morphing grid."
C3PO: "Ay-yi-yi! I'll summon the rangers immediately."

*flashes of light*

Verka and Boris, with their beds, appear in the middle of the control center.
Zordon: "Rangers, I have dire news. The Lord of Blades has been summoned."

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #43 on:** January 19, 2015, 11:55:02 AM »

"I have worse news. Boris sleeps in the buff."

OH GOD HE'S MUCKING UP THE AGE RATINGS!

Annforest · « **Reply #44 on:** January 19, 2015, 12:15:48 PM »

"So you've summoned the lords of bedz. BRILLIANT!!"
Verka buried herself beneath the sheets. She normally slept until about 11am.
"Can't it wait!? I still see gorillas, torn off arms and hippos in my nightmares."

SorO_Lost · « **Reply #45 on:** January 19, 2015, 01:22:27 PM »

Zordon: "The Lord of Blades is the antithesis of rangers powered by a reverse morphing grid..."
*C3PO looks back and forth are the humans.*
C3PO: "Oh dear I'm going to have to delete this memory aren't I?"
Zordon: "3PO why did you bring their beds?"
C3PO: "More importantly how are you not currently traumatizing your rangers?"
Zordon: "..."
C3PO: "..."
Zordon: "Behold the viewing globe."

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Zordon: "The Lord of Blades is far beyond your powers as you are now, your suits will offer little to no protection against his power. However his abilities create a massive strain on the antigrid which prevents him from remaining on earth for more than a few seconds at a time unless he obtains an additional power supply."
C3PO: "We've initiated a new protocol that'll allow you to summon massive animistic machines called Zords to attempt to step on him."
Zordon: "I warn you, the Lord of Blades has dedicated his life to killing rangers. He will not wait while your Zords are being summoned and you will have to do everything in your power to survive until they arrive."
C3PO, looking directly at Verka like her first reaction would be to Godzilla nearby towns: "Due to their immense size the Zords will take 6~18 seconds to fully rejoin the continuum and you're only allowed to summon them only if the Lord of Blades appears or under special authorization."
Zordon: "In addition it appears likely Dr Robotnik will be sending a monster to a nearby science convention."
C3PO: "The power demonstration is at 130 hours but the equipment for it won't arrive until 1200, I'll be sending you in just before that to keep an eye on it."

*Flashes of light*

And you're both sent home to prepare for the day.

SorO_Lost · « **Reply #46 on:** January 19, 2015, 05:41:34 PM »

*flashes of light*

You appear in the bathrooms again at the 2015 International Science Expo in a nonspecific city of Japan holding a security pass and brochure. You've heard of this event, people gather and show off their latest tech to land investors and contracts.

C3PO: "I've created a Heads-Up-Display for your helmets allowing you to see a general map of the area. The device will enter on the north east end and set up in the area 12 with the darker blue coloring. ...And if you can stop by any of the exhibits I'd like to see how far you humans have come along. Not that anything you design isn't inferior to anything I make of course."

Outside the bathroom the expo is heavily populated by people. Most in upper class casual dress but oddities dot the area such as an anime-version of Spock because these guys don't get out much. Security is tight, the experimental technology shown here is not open to the public.

Special exhibits include
* Aperture Science's Baby Protector
* ACME's Rocket Power
* The Sharing, bringing light into darkness
* Microsoft Windows: Domination
* Carrington Insitution's Bullet Technology
* Disney's Cease and Desist
* Tite Kubo's Heart
* Mega City One's Lawgiver
* Black Mesa's UHual
* Datadyne's PPE
* Apple's iNext Innovation
* Saber Krone's Alpha Test
* Hammond's Parks and Recreation
* Gantz's you know you want it
* Dr Energy's Display of a Quantum Pinch Device (1300 only)
And several others.

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Kuroimaken · « **Reply #47 on:** January 19, 2015, 08:33:26 PM »

"Typical capitalist pigs. Not a Russian experiment in the bunch."

For obvious reasons, Boris will go to see the Tite Kubo's Heart exposition first.

Annforest · « **Reply #48 on:** January 20, 2015, 04:45:02 AM »

Nice. Another nerdfest of boring boredom.

She was more concerned with that lord of blades guy than anything else. While roaming around through the exhibits she kept on watch for a hiding place to crawl in once the attack would begin until her big robot thingy would get there.

Since she had some time to burn until Dr Energy's Display of a Quantum Pinch Device, she took a moment to see Gantz's you know you want it followed by ACME's Rocket Power.
With 10mins left to fool around, she'd take a peek at Aperture Science's Baby Protector and head to the Dr Energy's Display as apparently that was the big thing here.

SorO_Lost · « **Reply #49 on:** January 20, 2015, 12:46:35 PM »

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C3PO: "If during the fray you should get your hands on anything you like I can teleport it for you. *pause* Into the trashcan I mean. ... Where it obviously belongs because I can do better."

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #50 on:** January 20, 2015, 01:11:18 PM »

Quote from: SorO_Lost on January 20, 2015, 12:46:35 PM

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1200
Boris goes to check out Tite's display and he finds an emtpy white cubical with a note in black letters hanged that says try #39. Thinking they moved Boris heads for the next display only to find it empty as well. In black letters on another note is says they moved else where.

Boris spends the next 30 minutes wondering around the Expo following directions until finally he's back where he started. It appears Tite has trolled his fandom.
C3PO: "Hahahahahaha, I hope your feelings were not hurt, why did you want a mask to put over your mask?"

"Nothing of the sort. I suppose I should've taken the hint when the first three were empty.

I suppose I'll check out Carrington Institution's Bullet Technology.

SorO_Lost · « **Reply #51 on:** January 20, 2015, 01:25:48 PM »

Dr Energy's Display of a Quantum Pinch Device
A man in a white lab coat, presumably Dr Energy, unveils a elongated casing and starts talking about extreme antimatter explosions creating a tear in the space-time fabric allowing him to theoretically extract infinite energy out of the vacuum of subspace. He gets called out a lot and people whisper he's been been out of the sun too long when suddenly two green flashes of light appearing to shot from the room to the floor appear and as it fades away large green creatures appear to either side of the device, one shoves the Doctor away, throwing him clear through the cubical.

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Another, silver colored flash and the Lord of Blades (LoB) appears behind it.

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Annforest · « **Reply #52 on:** January 20, 2015, 02:19:19 PM »

"Great! I'm here just in time to get the hell away from here!"

She ran off the area and once out of sight, she'd morph and call her Zord.

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #53 on:** January 20, 2015, 05:03:18 PM »

"Typical capitalist skank. Black Ranger's course is CLEAR.

иди в жопу SHOT!"

Following the law of drama that any sufficiently advanced engine is automatically explosive, Boris shoots at the display in the hopes it'll blow up and distract their opponents for a little while.

SorO_Lost · « **Reply #54 on:** January 22, 2015, 05:34:26 PM »

Boris and Verka attempt to morph in public but given the severity of the issue C3PO doesn't prevent him from doing it (who'd recognize one Russian among dozens here right?) and within a split second it doesn't matter anyway as the Black Ranger opens fire on the device causing the stored antimatter to escape it's magnetic holding. The resulting explosion rocks the entire convention and kills the witnesses anyway.

C3PO: "Oh my..."

LoB goes hands deep in the mess initiating some type of inorganic matter transportation field clearing the area of the remaining scrap and stripping nearby corpses. The two green creatures appear entirely unaffected as they draw pulsating dark green rifles off their backs and fire at the Black Ranger.

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Annforest · « **Reply #55 on:** January 29, 2015, 12:48:30 PM »

The crowd made it difficult to maim those inside to room with her gun so she kept going until she took a turn and went straight to get one of the nifty gadgets of the exposition. Maybe one of them could help her while she's twiddling her thumbs waiting.

She'd go snatch the laser from the Gantz's you know you want exposition if it looked portable. Otherwise she'd go grab that baby protector from Aperture Science.

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #56 on:** February 09, 2015, 10:02:15 AM »

The Commie Ranger stares cooly INTO the explosion. Because he's cool like that.

"HAH! As always, Soviet Russian instinct is SUPERIOR!

Come get me, capitalist pigs!"

And then he runs towards the Windows: Domination stand.

If I'm lucky, maybe I can give them a BSOD!

SorO_Lost · « **Reply #57 on:** February 19, 2015, 11:12:30 AM »

The Red Ranger dashes in and finds the people distracted allowed her to easily steal the laser which vanishes out of her hand the moment she lays hands on it in the same teleportation sequence C3PO uses. Seeing the flash, one of the guys nearby yells, "Hey you, stop!"

The Black Ranger dashes off to Microsoft's stand which has been totally abandoned as the green garbed alien/monsters chase him speaking some kind of gibberish. Apparently it was their location because LoB bursts through a nearby divider of carpet and cardboard in hot pursuit of the guy who nuked his power supply and swings a wicked staff with a dozen blades in chainsaw-like motion.

C3PO: "Ay-yi-yi! There no way you can hold out much longer. *sounds of buttons being pressed* Oh look a new toy. Good luck."

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Annforest · « **Reply #58 on:** February 21, 2015, 11:59:31 PM »

"Wut!?"
She wasn't happy about the weapon phasing out of her hands so she quickly ran off to fetch the Baby Protector instead.
Some guy seemed unhappy about it but the situation was too intense to pay attention to him.

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #59 on:** March 06, 2015, 04:15:38 PM »

Boris was likewise running out of options.

And clothes, let's not forget clothes.

Still, even though he sported a massive gash in his chest, he seemed able to run away just fine.

"Look! Over there! Microsoft's dreaded Windows system! It's about to crash!"

As he tried to create a distraction with his words alone, he frantically pressed whatever button summoned those stupid mechanical monstrosities.

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