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Re: Final Fantasy All-Stars thread 1
« Reply #40 on: September 24, 2012, 03:52:20 PM »
"I think you might need to get new glasses. Or stop drinking so much. Or at least stop meeting all of your dates in dark alleys. To listen to you, they could all be toothless bugbear lepers for all you know... or care."
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Re: Final Fantasy All-Stars thread 1
« Reply #41 on: September 24, 2012, 04:09:54 PM »
Exhaling smoke into the air and tipping back in the chair, he almost says to him self, "You know, I think I would prefer a toothless bugbear leper over your sibling..."

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Re: Final Fantasy All-Stars thread 1
« Reply #42 on: September 24, 2012, 04:12:09 PM »
"If I had siblings, I might be offended by that remark. Luckily for you, I am one-of-a-kind.

Anyway, full house."
the construct says as he lays out a hand of cards.
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Re: Final Fantasy All-Stars thread 1
« Reply #43 on: September 24, 2012, 05:52:49 PM »

"Full house?" *looks at his cards* "This isn't Three Dragon Ante?"

"...I either fold or my Druid says my ace or two wins."

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Re: Final Fantasy All-Stars thread 1
« Reply #44 on: September 24, 2012, 05:54:24 PM »
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Re: Final Fantasy All-Stars thread 1
« Reply #45 on: September 24, 2012, 06:12:08 PM »
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Re: Final Fantasy All-Stars thread 1
« Reply #46 on: September 24, 2012, 06:29:49 PM »
An arrow passes just below Quigo's sleeve, tearing a hole in it. Several cards fall onto the table.

There is a light of amusement in the gnome's eyes, though the rest of her expression is obscured behind her veil. "As I said, I prefer to observe." she says, already putting away her bow.
Hmm.

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Re: Final Fantasy All-Stars thread 1
« Reply #47 on: September 24, 2012, 08:31:26 PM »
Breaker stands up angrily, accidentally tipping over the table in the process, and says "Bah, I should have known better than to play with a no-good scoundrel like you!

I'm sick of just sitting around here, anyway. You guys are boring as hell. Let's go smack some ratmen around in the sewers or something."
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Re: Final Fantasy All-Stars thread 1
« Reply #48 on: September 24, 2012, 10:00:53 PM »
As the sleeve restitches it's self closed, "I'm only boring because I can't fix what I break. It tends to be a problem when you have to work with people."

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Re: Final Fantasy All-Stars thread 1
« Reply #49 on: September 25, 2012, 10:50:18 PM »
Perhaps that is where I come in. Though I'm unsure if I'm to aid with the fixing or the breaking.

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Re: Final Fantasy All-Stars thread 1
« Reply #50 on: September 25, 2012, 10:53:24 PM »
The construct looks around and says "I'm not seeing a lot of fixing coming from this lot. So I think that'll be your job. The rest of us will handle the breaking."
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Re: Final Fantasy All-Stars thread 1
« Reply #51 on: September 27, 2012, 01:34:23 AM »
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The imp gave a small cry of alarm as the table tumbled over and he took to the air. Amidst grumbling and muttering he landed and started digging around in the clutter, coming up with a card here and there. Undecided on how to follow up the recent events, Latoris decided to just sit there in the chair and observe.
"You think I'm talking about breaking the rules?"
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Re: Final Fantasy All-Stars thread 1
« Reply #52 on: September 27, 2012, 05:49:05 AM »
The tall woman shifts again, this time into a short being garbed in a mottled patchwork of clothing.  He/she/it addresses the group in a voice that betrays neither gender nor age, only a certain mocking irreverence.

Gogo,Master of the Simulacrum. Let's see how well I've got you all down.

There is a shifting of skin and clothing and suddenly an exact copy of Quingo.

Hi, I'm Quingo and I am an arrogant Lothario who brags about sexual conquests I probably shouldn't!

A thin smile crosses the second Quingo's face as he shifts into a copy of Veil.

I'm Veil and my gruff and aggressive demeanor hides my low self esteem.

Shifting back into the undefined form the jovial voice continues with a clear but unseen smirk:

Damn I'm good at this!

He continues shifting into a copy of Latoris

I'm a demon!  I'm gruff!  Respect me... pleeeeease

Another quick change and a copy of Drax stumbles into being

I'm ummm... hmmm... I'm not sure if I'm useful or not right now.

Gogo finally shifts into the form of a tall man in a long trench coat.

Well, enough of the parlor tricks.  I agree with the rustbucket over there.  Killing monsters is a man's romance after all and without a combat demonstration how will anyone remember the name Seifer Almasy?!

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Re: Final Fantasy All-Stars thread 1
« Reply #53 on: September 27, 2012, 07:49:36 AM »
Veil just shakes her head. "I tire of this idle chatter anyhow. There is a sewer entrance approximately 120 feet southwest from the base of the building, for those of you who want to Test Your Might."
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Re: Final Fantasy All-Stars thread 1
« Reply #54 on: September 27, 2012, 08:41:13 AM »
"Terrible? Perhaps I like the challenge of teaching a robot how to make love and consider the success of which a milestone.". Standing up and walking over to a nearby cabinet he opens it. Talking to him self he grabs a pitcher of wine and pours everyone something to drink, "I've got a better idea, have a drink."

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Re: Final Fantasy All-Stars thread 1
« Reply #55 on: September 27, 2012, 09:32:26 AM »
If the 'bots eyes had sockets to roll in, they no doubt would "Oh yeah, GREAT idea! You do know that I'm immune to poisons, right?"

He extends one surprisingly sharp looking claw, and then scratches it down the side of his other arm, making an absolutely terrible screeching noise as metal scrapes metal. You see the metallic flesh peel back, revealing a mass of wires and what looks like steel pipes underneath, but then it begins to slowly close up.

And where's my impersonation,  Gogo? Is such a perfect being beyond the limits of your cheap tricks to imitate?
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Re: Final Fantasy All-Stars thread 1
« Reply #56 on: September 27, 2012, 09:52:26 AM »
Taking a drink, "You know, you probably shouldn't underestimate everyone you meet, it'll get you killed one day."

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Re: Final Fantasy All-Stars thread 1
« Reply #57 on: September 27, 2012, 07:42:00 PM »
The seven of you head to the nearest sewer entrance to practice working as a team.





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Re: Final Fantasy All-Stars thread 1
« Reply #58 on: September 27, 2012, 08:39:00 PM »
Breaker will take the lead, and shield whomever walks adjacent to him.
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Re: Final Fantasy All-Stars thread 1
« Reply #59 on: September 27, 2012, 09:25:20 PM »
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Latoris took up position behind the “oh so eager ‘bot", with a space between them and empty handed. Malifium followed suit, placing himself a space behind Latoris, bow drawn and strung, with a quiver full of toothpicks on his back.
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"You think I'm talking about breaking the rules?"
"No I'm just trying to figure out how far you want them bent."

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