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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #140 on: February 01, 2021, 08:56:17 AM »
"We heard a commotion inside and saw some chicken lizards running amok in there. We trapped them under cages and heard some crashing upstairs. Some odd red reptilian creature was animating furniture to attack us and flew off.

I'm not really sure the cause of any of this, but the creature seemed like it could have been more startled than hostile."
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #141 on: February 02, 2021, 08:31:00 PM »
You are both asked if you will remain for further questions while the Guard cordons off the place and investigates.  And then you hear some loud thumping and a roar.

"Something else I should know?"   :eh

You'd forgotten about the bed...

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #142 on: February 02, 2021, 11:59:29 PM »
"I was attacked by a bed!" Ashgar says helpfully.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #143 on: February 03, 2021, 10:36:10 AM »
"Yeah, I wasn't as involved with the animated furniture. Sure, I'll stick around for questions."
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #144 on: February 03, 2021, 07:13:18 PM »
Suddenly a wild bed appears at the doorway!

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #145 on: February 04, 2021, 09:04:54 AM »
Rolled 1d20+3 : 10 + 3, total 13
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #146 on: February 04, 2021, 12:22:54 PM »
Rolled 1d20-4 : 18 - 4, total 14

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #147 on: February 04, 2021, 06:04:00 PM »
bed
Rolled 1d20 : 4, total 4


elf critter
Rolled 1d20+4 : 14 + 4, total 18

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #148 on: February 04, 2021, 06:07:25 PM »
Round 1

Elf Critter 18
Nan 14
Robby 13
Bed 4

The guard/elf/lady freaka out and draws a bow 
Rolled 1d20+8 : 17 + 8, total 25

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #149 on: February 04, 2021, 06:07:59 PM »
'd8 ' is not a valid dice string!
  to some moderate effect

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #150 on: February 04, 2021, 06:08:17 PM »
Rolled 1d8 : 7, total 7

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #151 on: February 04, 2021, 08:08:06 PM »
Ashgar punches it!

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #152 on: February 05, 2021, 08:16:41 AM »
If it's still up, Yylris uses his spear to stab it (-2/+4 with Power Attack):

Attack = 1d20+4-2
Rolled 1d20+2 : 7 + 2, total 9


Damage = 1d8+3+4
Rolled 1d8+7 : 3 + 7, total 10
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #153 on: February 06, 2021, 05:26:09 PM »
The bed goes out hard as another elven guard runs up. "Fire patrol is on  it's way.  Did, uh...did you guys just kill a bed?"

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #154 on: February 06, 2021, 06:16:38 PM »
"It attacked me," Ashgar explains again.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #155 on: February 07, 2021, 10:34:53 AM »
Yylris shrugs "It's been a weird day."
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #156 on: February 17, 2021, 04:56:08 PM »
The first elf clears her throat:  "Ahem...so is there anything else I should know?"

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #157 on: February 22, 2021, 07:39:42 AM »
OOC: Is there anything I'm forgetting. It's been a year of RL time. Yylris isn't actively trying to hold back information.
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #158 on: February 25, 2021, 04:34:05 PM »
the window might still be animated, theres a couple cockatrices in cages and cocaine

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #159 on: February 25, 2021, 05:04:50 PM »
"A window might be animated. There are chicken lizards downstairs that we captured in cages, but I don't know what they are."

the window might still be animated, theres a couple cockatrices in cages and cocaine
Yylris mentioned the "chicken lizards", but IIRC, his Knowledge check wasn't good enough for him to identify them, so that's probably all he can say.
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