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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2011, 09:06:25 PM »
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2011, 09:07:27 PM »
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2011, 09:11:16 PM »
Awakened Gelatinous Cube Bard

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2011, 09:52:52 PM »
Ghost-faced killer Xixecal
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2011, 10:24:49 PM »
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #25 on: November 14, 2011, 10:28:56 PM »
Mongrelfolk Paladin of Sune.
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #26 on: November 14, 2011, 10:53:48 PM »
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #27 on: November 14, 2011, 11:18:38 PM »
Failrenth Millionaire Lock Down
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #28 on: November 15, 2011, 12:36:55 AM »
Commoner with Chicken Flaw
Commoner with Pig Bond*
Awakened Frog Cleric (Cyric)
Artificer who invents Icecreams
Kirby-esque Illithid Savant
"But he's British!"
Catgirl Cleric of Anubis

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #29 on: November 15, 2011, 12:47:19 AM »
Slaadi Paladin of Slaughter

Satyr Cleric of Dionysus

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #30 on: November 15, 2011, 02:09:52 AM »
Unarmed-fighting halfling rogue
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #31 on: November 15, 2011, 07:54:19 AM »
Gestalt psion ninja burger
Hmm.

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #32 on: November 15, 2011, 08:30:52 AM »
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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #33 on: November 15, 2011, 06:20:10 PM »
One Hit Point Monk

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #34 on: November 15, 2011, 06:32:46 PM »

Animated Object Racial Class
Your codpiece is a mimic.

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #35 on: November 15, 2011, 06:34:26 PM »
Twenty Different Base Classes

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #36 on: November 15, 2011, 06:59:04 PM »
Dungeon Master's Pet NPC

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #37 on: November 15, 2011, 09:04:36 PM »
The Worst Quadriworded Character

Now you may argue that this is a terrible entry into this contest, and all the others are better.  That just shows how much I win.

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #38 on: November 15, 2011, 09:56:12 PM »
"Took Skill Focus: Basketweaving."

I thought it was worst, not best?

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Re: Just for fun: Worst Character Concept In Four Words
« Reply #39 on: November 15, 2011, 10:10:40 PM »
"Live Hulking Hurler ammunition"
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