In that case I shall be a cleric of the raven queen who eventually multis into eagle barbarian to fit the party theme. I shall utter the shouted word "CRAW!" at random points.
At which point you will be tossed into jail for disturbing the peace
That seems a bit unreasonable. I mean, disturbing the peace is usually a fine. Though if disturbing the peace gets you jail time, I shudder to think what happens if you're caught doing typical thieves' guild stuff.
THE BOOK OF LAW IS MEANT TO PROTECT THE PEOPLE! BUT WHEN THAT BOOK READS OF INJUSTICE, THEN IT MUST BE TORN ASUNDER AND REWRITTEN!