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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #200 on: October 11, 2020, 11:17:26 PM »
Loptop bonks Rita on the head.  "You killed pointy elfy one and her funny horse?"

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« Reply #201 on: October 11, 2020, 11:46:39 PM »
"She speak strange words. Mogmurch say she cheat gobbos!" Rita says, shifting the blame to her learned friend.
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« Reply #202 on: October 12, 2020, 05:33:31 PM »
"There only one pointy elfy lady with strange horse, not two!"  Loptop looks disappointed about missing the violence but several goblins run off to scavenge what you four didn't.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #203 on: November 29, 2020, 10:43:18 PM »
The goblins that ran off to scavenge come back carrying pieces of the wagon, pieces of the mule, and one of them is waving a piece of paper that is very very sparkly.  He gives it to Loptop.

"Good job!" she says.  "You goblins now, Nasty Grammel will heal you.  Time to rest."

A few hours later, word spreads of a meeting in Chief Gutwad's moot house and the entire village gathers in the sagging, smoke-filled hut.

The moot house is stacked high with jars of strange, fuzzy creatures preserved in pickle brine, and the skinned hides of anything else too large for even the mightiest jar.  The chief holds up a single hand, a human's by the look of it, from atop his tall chair which silences the goblin horde.

All the goblins know that His Mighty Girthness Chief Rendwattle Gutward is a goblin of such remarkableness that the mere sound of his voice has driven goblins to madness or made heads explode.  Therefore, his faithful advisor Slorb speaks on the Chief's behalf.

"Our new goblin heroes have defeated an elfy one who was carrying horrible, horrible news.  The stranger has brought horrible, horrible words into our swamp.  Extra-horrible words!  Because these words sparkle.  Maybe they be magic words.  Maybe even worse magic than regular words.  The stranger also had a map, and Chief Gutwad knows from looking at the map that this is clearly where the longshanks MAKE their terrible sparkly words!  They be planning smoething bad."

"But we be goblins!  We be the baddest things!  Licktoads will march on longshanks word-makers and smash everything!"

"Light the fire!  Sharpen blade!  We be goblins!  We make raid!"

The village flies into a frenzy, and you all run off into the swamp. 

The light forest and overgrown field give way to a rundown little farm bustling with activity.  Colorful paper and cloth hang from the barn and house, and tables loaded with food and drink are scattered across the yard.  In the center of it all stands a cake that rises nearly two goblins tall and drips with icing and custard.  A few slices have already been removed, revealing an interior that looks moist and delicious.

Numerous hairy non-goblins only a little taller than goblins are all over paying attention to a smiling well-dressed couple who hoard a pile of sparkly boxes and bows.  Amid the short non-goblins are two tall non-goblins, one dressed in armor and carrying a blade and the other wearing a nice dress and scowling from behind some sort of terrifying, painted-on mask.  A noisy little dog trots along at her side.

There is also a barn, a fenced off area with animals in it, a house, a small building next to the house, and a building next to a river.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #204 on: December 13, 2020, 12:48:10 PM »
Reta humms to herself during the march while thinking of smashing things with her might. Then she forgets the words of her humm, scratches her head, and marches silently for a bit.
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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #205 on: December 22, 2020, 10:29:22 PM »
I quietly consider my options for going AWOL if things go pear shaped.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #206 on: December 28, 2020, 02:54:03 PM »
Mogmurch says "We'z senak into building furthest from pointy sword, We'z steal everything!"

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #207 on: December 29, 2020, 08:34:49 PM »
I'll follow Mog while doing my best to remain invisible.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #208 on: January 25, 2021, 04:13:04 PM »
You all make it to a large building which has a portion overhanging the water.  The front door is locked.

There appears to be an opening on the river side but you would have to swim to it.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #209 on: January 26, 2021, 12:00:26 PM »
Reta tries to swim!

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #210 on: January 26, 2021, 12:07:13 PM »
Reta's head disappears into the water.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #211 on: January 26, 2021, 12:18:06 PM »
Reta contemplates life under the water. Then remembers that "Up" is the opposite direction.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #212 on: January 26, 2021, 12:21:11 PM »
After struggling underwater for a while Reta surfaces and swims to the building's open side.

Scattered around inside are four hammers, three daggers, twelve bags of stuff, a bucket of tar, and six barrels.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #213 on: January 26, 2021, 12:22:41 PM »
Reta wonders where everyone went. Then remembers that she was the one who went, and opens the door.
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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #214 on: January 26, 2021, 12:30:23 PM »
Mogmurch beams as he charges inside. "See! Mogmurch smart! Me'z think *around* fight!"

He immediately begins trying to open the bags and pry the barrels at the same time.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #215 on: January 26, 2021, 12:32:02 PM »
The bags are full of ground up plants and the barrels have some sort of liquid in them.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #216 on: January 30, 2021, 08:45:24 PM »
Chuffy peaks out the boat hole
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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #217 on: January 31, 2021, 12:06:23 AM »
There is the river that Reta swam in to get inside and unlock the door for you.  There is nothing else of interest that direction, all of the exciting things are the other way that you came from.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #218 on: January 31, 2021, 06:26:06 PM »
Does the liquid smell alcoholish?

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #219 on: February 01, 2021, 02:28:54 PM »
None of you know what alcohol smells like.  This is your second day out of the whelp cage.   :P