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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #120 on: May 07, 2019, 12:08:43 AM »
"You know we're gonna lock the door behind you right?"

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #121 on: May 07, 2019, 09:10:01 AM »
"Can we come back out later if we say the password?"
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #122 on: May 13, 2019, 03:53:11 AM »
"I can also just ferry us around with teleport if nothing else works."

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #123 on: May 14, 2019, 10:55:26 PM »
"Can we come back out later if we say the password?"


"We'd need to know it was you.  You could be tortured for the password.  Got anything personal you could tell us?"

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #124 on: May 15, 2019, 09:32:16 AM »
"My girlfriend is a ghost who sings out her butt? I guess that works. Kind of a long password, though. She goes by 'Analstasia', so that might work."
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #125 on: May 16, 2019, 12:40:48 AM »
"I lost my virginity to an angel back during the five devil lords celestial war."


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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #126 on: May 20, 2019, 05:39:05 PM »
"Wow, you two live in interesting times.  You got Darkvision?"

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #127 on: May 21, 2019, 09:15:06 AM »
"Wow, you two live in interesting times.  You got Darkvision?"
"Nope"
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #128 on: May 22, 2019, 04:18:13 AM »
"Yes."

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #129 on: May 26, 2019, 09:37:12 PM »
They hand you a few torches, open the door after listening for a few minutes, and then shut it behind you wishing you godspeed.

It is an extremely dusty tunnel, obviously long untouched.  Air musut be coming from somewhere tho cause it's not too musty.

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #130 on: May 27, 2019, 11:09:23 AM »
"Shall we have Pat take point to check for traps?"
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #131 on: June 05, 2019, 07:00:05 PM »
(any objections?)

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #132 on: June 06, 2019, 11:38:18 AM »
(Obviously Mustave is fine with his own suggestion ;) ).
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #133 on: June 08, 2019, 09:38:32 AM »
(one of Morte's dolls going on front just in case)

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #134 on: June 10, 2019, 08:08:57 PM »
I assume y'all are stealthing it?

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #135 on: June 11, 2019, 10:04:49 AM »
Sure.

Hide = 1d20+8
Rolled 1d20+8 : 17 + 8, total 25


Move Silently = 1d20+6
Rolled 1d20+6 : 18 + 6, total 24
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #136 on: June 13, 2019, 03:53:04 AM »
Morte's Hide
Rolled 1d20+17 : 13 + 17, total 30


Morte's Move Silently:
Rolled 1d20+5 : 12 + 5, total 17


Front Doll's hide
Rolled 1d20+3 : 6 + 3, total 9

Front Doll's move silently:
Rolled 1d20+3 : 10 + 3, total 13

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #137 on: July 02, 2019, 09:58:53 PM »
You find 2 fiendish guards of a type unknown to you dead asleep.

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #138 on: July 03, 2019, 03:02:48 PM »
How big are they?

Mustave looks to Morte, quietly: "I don't know much about these kinds of guys. Do you recognize them?"

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #139 on: July 05, 2019, 07:22:50 PM »
(do they have wings or weapons?)

Morte spends some time scratching her head trying to remember anything like those guards.

"...Nope, nothing comes to mind. But if they are relaxed enough to sleep on the job, they're relaxed enough to try to talk things out. Hopefully."

Saying that, Morte spins her scythe around, tearing a small rift in the air from which come out a couple of floating pink spirit balls that go and hover silently around the guards.

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