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Offline CaptRory

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #180 on: August 03, 2013, 10:35:19 PM »
"I'm taking a month off."
"When's our next session? September."  :banghead
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #181 on: August 07, 2013, 06:03:17 PM »
New Guy's name:  "Magic Mike".


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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #182 on: August 07, 2013, 06:05:56 PM »
"You're facing Mike the TV."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #183 on: August 07, 2013, 06:10:20 PM »
"You'll love my new DMPC!"
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #184 on: August 07, 2013, 07:14:22 PM »
"One of us has ticks..."

*presents tick*
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #185 on: August 07, 2013, 07:15:51 PM »
"Oh, I'm your father, okay?"
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #186 on: August 14, 2013, 10:04:18 AM »
"We're not using dice tonight."
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #187 on: August 14, 2013, 02:20:32 PM »
"Did everyone remember the lube?"
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #188 on: August 27, 2014, 04:36:53 AM »
I just dropped some acid...

(actually happened in my previous group)
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #189 on: August 27, 2014, 07:54:08 AM »
"I made houserules for FATAL"
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #190 on: August 27, 2014, 08:03:36 AM »
Quote from: RobbyPants on August 27, 2014, 07:54:08 AM
"I made houserules for FATAL"

Is there any conceivable way that could make it worse?
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #191 on: August 27, 2014, 03:10:17 PM »
Quote from: Raineh Daze on August 27, 2014, 08:03:36 AM
Quote from: RobbyPants on August 27, 2014, 07:54:08 AM
"I made houserules for FATAL"

Is there any conceivable way that could make it worse?

It can always get worse. Maybe not by much. Practically difficult, but technically possible.
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #192 on: August 27, 2014, 03:40:09 PM »
Your contact's in the 'bathhouse'. 
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #193 on: August 27, 2014, 09:26:28 PM »
Quote from: Raineh Daze on August 27, 2014, 08:03:36 AM
Quote from: RobbyPants on August 27, 2014, 07:54:08 AM
"I made houserules for FATAL"

Is there any conceivable way that could make it worse?

More detailed anal circumference rules?
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #194 on: August 27, 2014, 09:29:29 PM »
Quote from: RobbyPants on August 27, 2014, 09:26:28 PM
Quote from: Raineh Daze on August 27, 2014, 08:03:36 AM
Quote from: RobbyPants on August 27, 2014, 07:54:08 AM
"I made houserules for FATAL"

Is there any conceivable way that could make it worse?

More detailed anal circumference rules?

How deep is your urethra?


Oh dear, I suddenly feel very dirty for trying to get in on this.......-_-'
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #195 on: August 27, 2014, 09:36:40 PM »
"Who just touched my ass?"
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #196 on: August 27, 2014, 10:12:51 PM »
"Not a cat! Foaming Raccoon!"
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #197 on: August 28, 2014, 12:56:25 AM »
"What was your HP, again?"
-actually said by my DM last session, prior to surviving off a 20% concealment chance
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #198 on: August 28, 2014, 01:01:20 AM »
Quote from: RobbyPants on August 27, 2014, 09:26:28 PM
Quote from: Raineh Daze on August 27, 2014, 08:03:36 AM
Quote from: RobbyPants on August 27, 2014, 07:54:08 AM
"I made houserules for FATAL"

Is there any conceivable way that could make it worse?

More detailed anal circumference rules?

For the WIN!

And with that, I go to wash my eyes out with bleach.
Goodnight and I hope you die screaming you sick bastard.
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #199 on: August 28, 2014, 01:08:47 AM »
Quote from: Concerned Ninja Citizen on June 20, 2013, 02:36:04 PM
Quote from: RobbyPants on June 17, 2013, 07:44:03 AM
Quote from: ShadowViper on June 17, 2013, 01:40:51 AM
Short version?  :p
A designer of D&D who doesn't know much about D&D. Take a look at his feat point system to get an idea of how little he understands the game. The guy rates Quicken Spell and Natural Spell at 5 points each and Skill Focus at 10 points. He literally thinks getting Skill Focus is as good as getting Quicken Spell and Natural Spell for your Druid.

Leadership is 8 points.

That is all.

Oh wow, look at that link now.  He's taken it down and left a message.  The butthurt is strong in this one.

And for title of the thread...

"The Lady of Pain enters...."
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