Author Topic: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?  (Read 21913 times)

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #40 on: December 02, 2018, 12:37:13 AM »
As you walk down a dusty hallway you come to a set of doors engraved with a Devil's Face which animates and says "Password?"

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #41 on: December 02, 2018, 01:46:41 AM »
"Mellon."

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #42 on: December 02, 2018, 06:54:03 AM »
"Swordfish."
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #43 on: December 02, 2018, 09:31:33 PM »
"You're new aren't you?"

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #44 on: December 02, 2018, 11:50:40 PM »
"Yes. The old owners kinda left without telling us anything about passwords, so maybe we can reset it? I bet you haven't opened in ages. And what's a door that's never opened? I bet you're itching for it."

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #45 on: December 03, 2018, 07:58:22 PM »
"Do you have the authorization code for a password reset?"   :devil

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #46 on: December 04, 2018, 07:33:34 AM »
Yep, you were made by the devils alright. Look, we can do this nicely or we can find a way to break you down.

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #47 on: December 04, 2018, 10:13:14 AM »
"I always love when people go around the door. They never think to trap the walls..."
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #48 on: December 05, 2018, 06:28:04 PM »
Pat begins examining the walls to see if they look load-bearing.

Knowledge:(Architecture & Engineering) check:
Rolled 1d20+11 : 12 + 11, total 23
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #49 on: December 10, 2018, 09:00:14 PM »
they do indeed

"Breaking me is inadvisable.  If there is evidence the original owners are gone the new owners and I can come to some form of agreement.  Rumor has it they're Kobolds."

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #50 on: December 11, 2018, 10:13:50 AM »
"They are kobolds. Do you need to meet them?"
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #51 on: December 17, 2018, 07:32:06 PM »
"Indeed I do."

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #52 on: December 18, 2018, 10:17:16 AM »
"We'll be back in a bit."

OOC: I don't remember if we had to teleport to get here, or if we can get back to the kobolds easily.
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #53 on: December 20, 2018, 03:40:14 AM »
it will take some time but you can bring them.  They seem to get along with the Mites and oozes ok.

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #54 on: December 24, 2018, 10:02:42 AM »
"As much as I can be."
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #55 on: December 25, 2018, 01:56:01 AM »
"No, I meant the Kobold"

Kobold: "Hey now!!"

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #56 on: December 26, 2018, 08:32:00 AM »
"Don't worry, man. I think 'runt' is a term of endearment to these guys."
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #57 on: December 26, 2018, 05:00:08 PM »
"No, it means he's a runt."

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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #58 on: December 27, 2018, 11:24:53 AM »
"So... can you two come to some agreement about getting this door open?"
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Re: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« Reply #59 on: December 31, 2018, 08:18:09 PM »
"Sure, I'm just waiting for the runt to make an offer"

"LOOK YOU SPECIESIST MOTHERFUCKER, YOU CHILL WITH THAT RUNT BULLSHIT OR I WILL GO FULL DRAGON ON YOUR ASS!  I WILL BURN THUS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN!"

 :o "Noted."

"NOW OPEN THAT FUCKIN' DOOR SO I CAN SEE THE MERCHANDISE AND GIVE A QUOTE!"

the door opens quietly