OOC and discussion

[bridgar]

Dem rolls tho. 

[dither]

Dem rolls tho. 

I'm going to grab your first roll out of that "d20" post for a Reflex save. Mmkay.

edit: Which just happened to be a natural 20. Wowzers.

edit 2: Tsk. If I'd read your post a little more carefully (or not posted as quickly) I might've realized you intended those rolls for initiative as well. That means you still would have missed AND the half-giant would have dumped you on your ass for 1d4 nonlethal and a barrel of lolz.


--Dither

[bridgar]

Dem rolls tho. 

I'm going to grab your first roll out of that "d20" post for a Reflex save. Mmkay.

edit: Which just happened to be a natural 20. Wowzers.

edit 2: Tsk. If I'd read your post a little more carefully (or not posted as quickly) I might've realized you intended those rolls for initiative as well. That means you still would have missed AND the half-giant would have dumped you on your ass for 1d4 nonlethal and a barrel of lolz.


--Dither

  I'm gonna get dumpstered anyway

[dither]

I'm gonna get dumpstered anyway

Beer has been spilled. Blood will follow.


--Dither

[McPoyo]

Psicrystals are crystal, just created from psychic thought, but the limbs are made of ectoplasm, but are turned into crystal as part of the process. They aren't dismissable, I don't think, unless you get into some of the Dreamscarrrd Press stuff.

[dither]

The half-giant moves or steps toward Grim, and (maybe) paints the bar red:

(click to show/hide)

attack 1d20+4 : 15 + 4, total 19

damage 3d6+3 : 4, 3, 1 + 3, total 11

--Dither

[bridgar]

The half-giant moves or steps toward Grim, and (maybe) paints the bar red:

(click to show/hide)

This dice roll has been tampered with!
attack 1d20+4 : 15 + 4, total 19
This dice roll has been tampered with!
damage 3d6+3 : 4, 3, 1 + 3, total 11

--Dither

I... died really fast... 

[dither]

I... died really fast... 

Aw, man. I'm going to be all like, "Remember that one time you died?" and you're going to be all, "I thought that wasn't for real," and I'll be like, "Dang. Are you sure? 'Cause I remember killing you pretty hard." And then you'll be like, "Nope. Definitely not real."

--Dither

[bridgar]

Oh boy! I get to play again? 

Time to die again because this character's lvl 1 is shit. 

[dither]

Oh boy! I get to play again? 

Time to die again because this character's lvl 1 is shit. 

I saw the little shake-fist emoticon and thought, "lol, u mad bro?" But that really isn't the sort of thing I would tease people with -- honestly, I don't know that there's anything necessarily wrong with your 1st-level build. It isn't godly but very few 1st-level characters are.

Have you looked at the other PCs? I have this feeling the soro_lost is holding out to see if the group gets TPK first, so he can step in and loot bodies before everyone gets done re-rolling PCs.


--Dither

[bridgar]

Oh boy! I get to play again? 

Time to die again because this character's lvl 1 is shit. 

I saw the little shake-fist emoticon and thought, "lol, u mad bro?" But that really isn't the sort of thing I would tease people with -- honestly, I don't know that there's anything necessarily wrong with your 1st-level build. It isn't godly but very few 1st-level characters are.

Have you looked at the other PCs? I have this feeling the soro_lost is holding out to see if the group gets TPK first, so he can step in and loot bodies before everyone gets done re-rolling PCs.


--Dither

It's a mid-tier build that doesn't peek for a long time and isn't particularly great until it peaks. It's what I get for playing a martial without maneuvers. 

Soro is definitely going to take our stuff when we die. 3hp OP 

[dither]

Goblin slave with homemade shiv A:

attack 1d20+2 : 18 + 2, total 20

damage 1d4 : 2, total 2

Goblin slave with homemade shiv B:

attack 1d20+2 : 17 + 2, total 19

damage 1d4 : 1, total 1

"I CUT you!" (Translated from goblin.)


--Dither

[dither]

...And they both threatened critical hits.

Critical threat A:

crit confirm 1d20+2 : 9 + 2, total 11

crit damage 1d4 : 3, total 3

Critical threat B:

crit confirm 1d20+2 : 5 + 2, total 7

crit damage 1d4 : 2, total 2

--Dither

[bridgar]

Goblin slave with homemade shiv A:
This dice roll has been tampered with!
attack 1d20+2 : 18 + 2, total 20
This dice roll has been tampered with!
damage 1d4 : 2, total 2

Goblin slave with homemade shiv B:
This dice roll has been tampered with!
attack 1d20+2 : 17 + 2, total 19
This dice roll has been tampered with!
damage 1d4 : 1, total 1

"I CUT you!" (Translated from goblin.)


--Dither

Unless I'm flat-footed, I killed one with an AoO as it moved into range. 

[dither]

Unless I'm flat-footed, I killed one with an AoO as it moved into range. 

There were four goblins at the start, I haven't double-checked but I'm pretty sure you killed one immediately, then one with AOO -- so you'll note I only rolled attacks for two goblins here -- and forgot to add flanking bonuses... but they wouldn't have helped anyway...


--Dither

[bridgar]

Unless I'm flat-footed, I killed one with an AoO as it moved into range. 

There were four goblins at the start, I haven't double-checked but I'm pretty sure you killed one immediately, then one with AOO -- so you'll note I only rolled attacks for two goblins here -- and forgot to add flanking bonuses... but they wouldn't have helped anyway...


--Dither

I already killed 2??? I might actually win this. I thought my piss-poor initiative would have them go first.

Edit: I'll let you post again before I make my next round.

Edit Edit: Uh-oh... May not win, even against little gobbos.

[dither]

Even if you step back one, they can both step forward and still reach you with their pointy, pointy knives.

Shiv-master A

attack 1d20+2 : 6 + 2, total 8

damage 1d4 : 2, total 2

(in case of crit)

attack 1d20+2 : 18 + 2, total 20

damage 1d4 : 4, total 4

---

Shiv-master B

attack 1d20+2 : 20 + 2, total 22

damage 1d4 : 4, total 4

(in case of crit)

attack 1d20+2 : 2 + 2, total 4

damage 1d4 : 1, total 1

--Dither

[bridgar]

Even if you step back one, they can both step forward and still reach you with their pointy, pointy knives.

Shiv-master A
This dice roll has been tampered with!
attack 1d20+2 : 6 + 2, total 8
This dice roll has been tampered with!
damage 1d4 : 2, total 2

(in case of crit)
This dice roll has been tampered with!
attack 1d20+2 : 18 + 2, total 20
This dice roll has been tampered with!
damage 1d4 : 4, total 4

---

Shiv-master B
This dice roll has been tampered with!
attack 1d20+2 : 20 + 2, total 22
This dice roll has been tampered with!
damage 1d4 : 4, total 4

(in case of crit)
This dice roll has been tampered with!
attack 1d20+2 : 2 + 2, total 4
This dice roll has been tampered with!
damage 1d4 : 1, total 1

--Dither

I misplayed that pretty badly by not moving back with the move action.  Now I know.
I'm at 1 hp, btw.

[dither]

Not a single crit actually landed. You've taken two regular attacks. When I double-checked your rolls, I saw that you killed a third goblin (so I rolled too many dice), and I missed with his attack anyway.

So you've still only taken 3 damage (those first 2 attacks that threatened but didn't crit).


--Dither

[bridgar]

Oh, nice.