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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #841 on: November 05, 2016, 02:14:02 PM »
In our OSR (1E style) game, I got about half a village flailed and put in stocks  :P

basically all the family and associates of our hireling as well as the surviving hirelings :D

In the long run it would have been less troublesome to just pay taxes  :lol :lmao
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #842 on: November 13, 2016, 02:22:47 AM »
I'd almost completely forgotten about Nodwick and Full Frontal Nerdity. That one actually made me LOL.
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #843 on: November 19, 2016, 08:39:12 AM »
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #844 on: November 19, 2016, 02:40:04 PM »
Now that's refluffing.


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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #846 on: November 22, 2016, 12:32:06 AM »
Warning: NSFW(swearing)

Guy gets an "unbeatable" record in N64 Goldeneye(Streets on Agent, 1:12 seconds) and does a voice-over on his run, the hype is real

The saddest thing is, a recent discovery by the 007 community made it obsolete a few months later. 1:11 was confirmed possible and achieved, by getting a quick kill on a spawning guard, manipulating the game's RNG to make a second guard that normally does not spawn appear in a precise location, in order to get a second grenade launcher, which gives you 6 extra damage boosts.

The video is completely hilarious.

Also a quick note: Tool Assisted Speedruns of Streets(and many other levels) are not faster than what humans can do. 1:12 before the new strat was discovered was truly unbeatable, and now 1:11 is as well. One second is a really big deal in the Goldeneye community. It's one of the most optimized games in the entire speedrun community.
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #847 on: December 16, 2016, 09:14:28 PM »

It's a trap! The economic argument against blowing up the Death Star


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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #848 on: December 17, 2016, 08:58:47 AM »
He kinda doesn't really explain WHY the destruction of the Death Star implies a massive amount of debt, though. Yeah, the Empire just lost an asset worth 193 sextillion dollars (don't get me started on the credits to dollars conversion ratio) but it's not like it owes a separate industry that money, since the Empire IS the industry.
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #849 on: December 20, 2016, 05:15:09 PM »
He kinda doesn't really explain WHY the destruction of the Death Star implies a massive amount of debt, though. Yeah, the Empire just lost an asset worth 193 sextillion dollars (don't get me started on the credits to dollars conversion ratio) but it's not like it owes a separate industry that money, since the Empire IS the industry.

I beg to differ....

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #850 on: January 02, 2017, 10:05:59 PM »

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #851 on: January 03, 2017, 12:17:44 AM »
I accidentally set my language for Youtube to French.

I don't actually know French, but that's not really a problem.

Is there a way I can translate it into, say, Klingon? Because that'd be... interesting.
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #852 on: January 03, 2017, 04:19:02 PM »
You know that thang where you open a Fortune Cookie, read it aloud, but add "in bed" at the end?

I got a fortune cookie, and absentmindedly tried to open it, looked down and noticed I had lengthwise torn the plastic wrapper, without actually opening it


... "in bed"
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #853 on: January 03, 2017, 05:10:02 PM »
google " #42 Clemson " , or something similar.
It's NSFW but it was broadcast live on national tv.
Heck it might even be censored ... oops
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #854 on: January 10, 2017, 05:17:43 PM »
google " #42 Clemson " , or something similar.
It's NSFW but it was broadcast live on national tv.
Heck it might even be censored ... oops

Wow, extracurricular activities indeed.

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #855 on: January 10, 2017, 06:19:25 PM »
google " #42 Clemson " , or something similar.
It's NSFW but it was broadcast live on national tv.
Heck it might even be censored ... oops

Wow, extracurricular activities indeed.

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What's the problem?  He was going after the ball wasn't he?   :lmao

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #856 on: January 10, 2017, 08:08:56 PM »
Consider the year 2017.

A friend told me it's not pronounced "twenty-seventeen"

It's pronounced "two naught one upside-down hockey stick"

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #857 on: January 11, 2017, 11:57:25 AM »
A War Painter!
*hint* Eiji *hint*

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #858 on: January 11, 2017, 05:14:40 PM »
google " #42 Clemson " , or something similar.
It's NSFW but it was broadcast live on national tv.
Heck it might even be censored ... oops

Wow, extracurricular activities indeed.

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What's the problem?  He was going after the ball wasn't he?   :lmao

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #859 on: January 11, 2017, 08:45:56 PM »
I don't pee messages into the snow often , but when I do , it's in Cyrillic with Fake Viagra.  Stay frosty my friends.