I dunno if this qualifies as awesome or haha-worthy, but anyway.
I had a dream last night.
Apparently, I time-shifted into the house of a family that took me in. The kid of the family lent me a credit card and I went out to have some fun. I went into something that seemed like an arcade, and there was this one dude with old-timey-looking revolvers making shooting motions. I asked myself, "Is he doing what I think he's doing?" (i.e. playing an AR or VR game). I decide to try and give it a go. I go to the counter, they ask me for a quarter. I said I didn't have any, but if I could withdraw some money, that wouldn't be a problem. Then the guy asks if I am a level zero internet user. I have no clue what that is, and he asks me if I ever had internet access with a device that has no battery or wifi range limit. I tell him no and immediately set out to find a place where they can implant wifi into my brain for free. It turns out there IS such a place. Then I ask them if it will still work once I get back to my time. They get suspicious, and ask me if I'm a time-traveler. To which I say "I think so". Then they ask if I time-shifted voluntarily. I answer "...yes?". They get MORE suspicious.
Then my cell phone went off, waking me up, and I thanked Cthulhu that the Time Cops didn't catch me.