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Jester's Realm / Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk?
« on: September 24, 2018, 08:46:03 PM »
"Kobolds?  Kobolds still exist?"

Uncle Kittie's Unnecessary Revisions / Requests that don't fit elsewhere
« on: September 19, 2018, 12:48:19 AM »

D&D 5e / Mordenkainen's
« on: May 21, 2018, 10:33:01 PM »
They brought back Giffs.  And several Demon/Devil Lords (Asmodeus is noticeable missing).

Oslecamo's Improved Monster Classes / Tasoth
« on: April 08, 2018, 10:59:09 PM »
wip, I had another request.


These are the Tasoth lizardmen from X-Com.

Class Skills
 The Tasoth's class skills (and the key ability for each skill) are Hide (Dex), Listen (Wis), Move Silently (Dex), Spot (Wis), and Swim (Str).
Skills Points at Each  Level : 4 + int

Hit Dice: d8

Code: [Select]
[b]   BAB  Fort    Ref    Will  Abilities[/b]
1. +1    +0     +2     +2    Tasoth Body, Amphibious, Swim, Vulnerabilities, +1 Str, +1 Con
2. +2    +0     +3     +3    Armored Scales, +1 Str, +1 Con
3. +3    +1     +3     +3    Resistances, +1 Dex, +1 Int
4. +4    +1     +4     +4    Military Occupational Specialty, +1 Dex, +1 Wis

Weapon Proficiencies: Tasoth are proficient with Simple and Martial weapons, but no Armor or Shields.

Tasoth Body: The Tasoth loses all other racial traits and bonuses and gains Monstrous Humanoid traits (Basically darkvision 60 feet). It is a medium sized Monstrous Humanoid with a base speed of 30 feet. It has a natural bite attack dealing 1d6+str mod damage.  It also gains a natural armor bonus equal to 3+con modifier. It gains a +1 increase to Str and Con  scores at Levels 1 and 2, a +1 increase to Dex score at Levels 3 and 4, a +1 to Int at Level 3, and a +1 to Wis at Level 4.

Amphibious: The Tasoth can breath underwater indefinitely, and does not need to make constitution checks to avoid drowning. It takes no penalty for fighting underwater.

Swim: The Tasoth has a Swim Speed equal to it's Land speed and can always Take 10 on a Swim Check.

Vulnerabilities: Tasoth take +1 point of damage per die against cold attacks (+2 vs Sonic).  for example an attack doing 2d4 normally, would do 2d4+2 if it's Cold damage (2d4+4 Sonic).

Armored Scales: At Level 2 your Natural Armor Bonus to AC increases by +1, and it increases an additional +1 at 7 Hit Dice and 10 Hit Dice.  You also gain DR x/-, where x is equal to your Tasoth Level.

Resistances: At Level 3 you gain Electricity Resistance 5.  This increases to 10 at Level at 6 hit dice, when you also gain Fire Resistance 5.  At 9 Hit Dice you gain immunity to Electricity damage, and Fire Resistance 10.  At 12 Hit Dice this increases to Fire Resistance 15, and at 15 Hit Dice it increases to 20.

Military Occupational Specialty: At 4th Level the Tasoth can choose one of the following Military Occupational Specialties:

Soldier You gain use Intimidate as a Class Skill and may always Take 10 on Checks.  If you successfully use Intimidate to Demoralize an opponent, he is Shaken for 1 Round per point of Charisma Modifier instead of just 1 Round.

Commander You gain the Leadership Feat as a Bonus Feat, with a +4 Bonus to your Leadership Score.

Techie You gain use Magic Device as a Class Skill and may always Take 10 on Use Magic Device Checks.  Once you have successfully made a Check to activate an Item, you no longer need to make checks to subsequently activate that same item.

Off Topic Fun / A random movie review
« on: March 03, 2018, 12:27:23 AM »
Sometimes my job sends me weird shit.

The Untamed (2016)
98 minutes
Spanish w/English subtitles
Multi-genre film

So this was described to be as "Spanish erotic arthouse drama meets Cthulhu." It's not quitethat, but it is damn weird, but I'm not really sure who to recommend it to. Tentacle porn fans will be bored that there isn't enough shokushu. Fans of relationship drama will be wondering "wtf is tentacle porn randomly inserted into this movie?" And there isn't enough horror to satisfy most traditional horror fans. Like sex? The film depicts it as a vulgar, primitive and sordid habit that brings misery, pain and humiliation to all who indulge in it. I don't know how much of you would watch it, so sarcastic review and spoilers below:

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Uncle Kittie's Cat Burglar / Critters [5E]
« on: December 25, 2017, 08:23:18 PM »
reserved for list

Off Topic Fun / Halloween Movehs!
« on: September 24, 2017, 06:34:48 PM »
Okay it's almost October, and it's that time of year when I celebrate by buying horror movies off amazon (or elsewhere) that I cant rent via netflix. So I'd like to know if any of you have seen the following, and would like to chime in with a yea or nay on what my best options are:

The Lure (2017)
The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2007)
Evil Dead Trap2 (1991)
Dead Cert (2010)
Wendigo (2002)
Chillerama (2011)
Devil Seed (2012)
Deadheads (2011)
A Little Bit Zombie (2012)
Pretty Dead (2013)
The Cat (2011)
Hypothermia (2010)
Pin (1988)
Feed the Gods (2014)
Asmodexia (2014)
Throwback (2013)
Dead Sea (2013)
Queen Crab (2015)
Bubba the Redneck Werewolf (2014)
Tales of Halloween (2015)
Unnatural (2015)
Mexico Barbaro (2014)
Toad Road (2012)
Scarlet's Witch (2014)
Black Mountain Side (2016)
Uncaged (2015)
Monsterland (2016)
Horsehead (2014)
Me and My Mates vs the Zombie Apocalypse (2015)
Creature Feature (2015)
The Creature Below (2016)
The Windmill (2016)
Dig Two Graves (2017)
I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House (2017)
Devil Girl (2007)
Demon (2016)
Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014)
Celia (1989)
Prevenge (2016)
The Squad (2011)
They Look Like People (2015)
We Are the Flesh (2016)

Uncle Kittie's Cat Burglar / Kitty Magic [5E]
« on: September 04, 2017, 08:04:30 PM »
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Off Topic Fun / The Small Rants Thread XII: The Folly of Life
« on: August 26, 2017, 08:39:12 PM »

So I had my first possum sighting tonight. I shall name him Bill, and his brief reign will be both glorious and profane.

Racism Gurl asks what I know about what happened this week. I assume she wants drama so I tell her nothing (which is true).

She and 2nd shift guy want new would-be shifty fired, so there's a fucking meltdown when he gets there a minute late.

Learn he was tattled on for having diabetic girl in post after she was fired. Surprise! Boss doesn't give a damn apparently. She actually drops by for 6 hours to chat with Shifty after getting into bare knuckle brawl with some guy and apparently kicking his ass (she weighs 85 pounds). So I'm the only one doing rounds since they are now an item despite him having gf, and the new kid having a thing for her.

Did I mention the new kid? He's checking the women's restrooms while on patrol and thinks nothing will come of it. The only thing he has going for him is that he's quite pretty. He'll make some woman a very frustrated wife one day until she decides " potential future babies cannot have this level of stupid. I will not do that to them."

Boss has been scarce or obviously down. Rumour has it the lady who is our client liaison got into profanity laced knucklefest with her boss and both are suspended, maybe fired. Not sure what that means for us, could be bad.

Oh an I forgot: the guy who threatened suicide? Not fired. Caught him trying to seduce a girl in the cafe. As in "Hey baby, wassup, you look fine."

He didn't realize I was behind him the entire time pointing and shaking my head.

D&D 5e / Converting spells to 5e
« on: August 11, 2017, 08:13:49 PM »
I need to work on converting a ton of spells to 5e.  TenaciousJ helped on the old boards but I havent seen him since the changeover.  Anyone willing to lend some advice?

Uncle Kittie's Cat Burglar / Cat Burglar Core Class [5E]
« on: June 06, 2017, 08:37:53 PM »
reserved for table of contents

Min/Max 3.x / Need some Pathfinder Advice
« on: April 02, 2017, 10:10:49 PM »
So in my first gam I decided to pay a Jotun

I'm 5th Level now and feel kinda meh.  Stats are 20 Str, 13 Dex, 18 Con, 8 Int, 15 Wis, 10 Cha.  Took Grab and Elemental BLow as my class powers.  Feats are Catch Off-Guard and Power Attack

Hoping for some multiclass optinos to spruce him up.

I'm converting an old 1e critter to 3.5.  It starts at 1 hit die, but when killed it immediately resurrects with ine more hit die (to a maximum of 9 hit dice).  So what spell level do y'all think is appropriate for this?

Off Topic Fun / So apparently I had cancer
« on: March 09, 2017, 03:04:46 PM »
As some of you may know I recently went in for surgery.  I had a small precancerous mass and needed a resection done.  It was expected to be fairly routine, and take maybe 2 hours. 

I was on the table for 6 and required a blood transfusion.  My colon had adhered to my spleen and needed to be separated...and there was a second mass that had gone unnoticed next to the first.  It was a carcinoma.  I then caught pneumonia.  And a violent lunatic went off on a rampage in the ICU and had to be arrested.

Glad to be back :D

Board Business / Halp?
« on: February 10, 2017, 11:41:05 PM »
An old member (astralInferno) told me they tried logging in and was told they needed to make their initial post for forum privileges, but they can't find a visible post button to click on.

Board Business / Possible trouble
« on: February 04, 2017, 07:13:14 PM »
I clicked on a link to a board page and Avast gave me a virus/malware warning.  May be a false positive as it has not happened again.

just popped up as  Anyone know who they are?  A search says they're adware.

Uncle Kittie's Unnecessary Revisions / All Things Dragon-ish
« on: January 29, 2017, 02:48:07 AM »
reserved for index

Uncle Kittie's Spuriously Designed Prestige Classes / Feedback thread
« on: December 28, 2016, 06:33:18 PM »
This thread is for feedback for the other threads in this sub board.

Jester's Realm / Chattin' 2
« on: December 10, 2016, 05:21:02 PM »
Paging Dr. Os!

Tome of Battle Redux / School/Feat Thread
« on: November 26, 2016, 11:44:21 PM »
reserved for list

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