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"modern" X-mas gifts
« on: December 20, 2015, 03:35:31 PM »
Ho ho (thud)

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Re: "modern" X-mas gifts
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2015, 10:11:04 PM »
That is hilarious.  :lol
I don't pee messages into the snow often , but when I do , it's in Cyrillic with Fake Viagra.  Stay frosty my friends.

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Re: "modern" X-mas gifts
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2015, 05:30:39 PM »
 :D ... that's for a Dora The Anti-Explorer.


Here's one for throw-backs from the pre-internet days:
(grampa got suckered into buying this one)

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Re: "modern" X-mas gifts
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2016, 06:04:30 PM »
New 9th Planet for reals , gravity don't lie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42GeoCVaZQg


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There's a solid theory that the composition of the early Solar System included a 5th Gas Giant planet, and Uranus and Neptune switched places at some point.  So this is a possibility (absolutely not drawn to scale) :

earliest jupiter + saturn in a <1.9:1 ratio
J->   S->   9->   N->   U->

then jupiter + saturn reach a 2:1 ratio providing huge gravity bumps to the others
. J->   S->    9----->   N--->   U->

resulting in >2.1:1 ratio trending toward the current 2.5:1
    J->     S->        U->       N->                                                                         9->

« Last Edit: March 03, 2016, 04:55:40 PM by awaken_D_M_golem »
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