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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #180 on: July 23, 2020, 06:53:44 PM »
Seeing her chance, Maggie flees as fast as she can.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #181 on: July 29, 2020, 11:42:53 AM »
Reta waves her dogslicer menacingly at the fleeing Maggie.

"That show you who stronger! Four stronger than one!"

She then looks at the wagon left behind. Are there shinies?
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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #182 on: August 02, 2020, 07:23:02 PM »
Reta finds that Maggie's wagon is filled with all sorts of things, including: colorful scraps of cloth, empty bottles, a barrel of salty water, a small keg, two pots with sticky stuff in them, a kit with all kinds of pretty colors in jars, a small mirror, a stuffed raven, 7 torches, a bottle with liquid in it, 5 more bottles of liquid with writing on them, and a makeshift alchemy lab.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #183 on: August 04, 2020, 08:27:26 PM »
Poog (wisely) touches nothing.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #184 on: August 09, 2020, 01:14:39 PM »
Chuffy takes cover under the wagon, laying in wait.
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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #185 on: August 27, 2020, 07:48:20 AM »
After far too much time contemplating matters in a pose designed to make him look like a thinker, Mogmurch tries to take the pots, the kit, the bottles, and the alchemy lab all at once.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #186 on: September 03, 2020, 02:15:02 AM »
I quietly contemplate my life choices.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #187 on: September 03, 2020, 08:06:47 PM »
Clearly everything that has been found is all there is and it would be impossible for there to be anything else in the wagon. 

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #188 on: September 04, 2020, 08:40:48 AM »
"Where we'z sposed to go nowz? We'z real gobboz?!"

Mogmurch has a vague memory they're supposed to show off their newly acquired goblinness, but he's also still a little loopy from licking toads.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #189 on: September 08, 2020, 09:43:42 PM »
"How bout we eat?"

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #190 on: September 09, 2020, 07:03:22 AM »
Chuffy's attention peaked at the mention of food, crawls out from under the wagon to investigate foods.
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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #191 on: September 15, 2020, 08:18:24 PM »
Poog looks for sustenance. 

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #192 on: September 15, 2020, 10:41:20 PM »
Poog doesn't find any food in or around the wagon.  Except for the mule that is attached to the front of the wagon.  Still alive, but made of meat.

There's also food back at the goblin camp which is about fifteen minutes away.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #193 on: September 30, 2020, 05:27:11 PM »
Poog too fucked up to fight mule.  Poog wants to go home.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #194 on: October 03, 2020, 06:45:53 PM »
Reta leads the group in the direction she thinks is home.
Hmm.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #195 on: October 03, 2020, 08:32:48 PM »
Mogmurch follows, carrying his new loot and holding the map upside down.

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #196 on: October 04, 2020, 03:08:12 PM »
Chuffy stragles along, wondering how to get the mule home.
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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #197 on: October 05, 2020, 12:41:09 PM »
You all return to the dark grandeur of Licktoad Village without incident.  Older goblins crowd around you to inspect you and gawk and the things you looted from the wagon.  Whelp-wrangler Loptop eventually shoves her way to the front of the mob.

"Pssht!  You?? Didn't think you would be first back from the bog.  Didn't think you'd be back at all!  Brinestump be dangerous today!  Slorb saw a stranger on the road this morning, a pointy elfy one with a sparkly hat and a bright wagon and a funny horse.  Get you stabby stuff, we're off to find her and give her a god Licktoad welcome!"

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #198 on: October 08, 2020, 10:30:30 AM »
"I'z get more toyz! We'z do it. Lets go!"

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Re: Behaving Like Goblins - IC
« Reply #199 on: October 11, 2020, 02:02:19 PM »
"Second pointy elfy one with a sparkly hat and a bright wagon and a funny horse?" Rita says happily. "We lucky! Let's go!"
Hmm.