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Title: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 09, 2011, 11:08:22 PM
Campaign Thread I (http://brilliantgameologists.com/boards/index.php?topic=7898.0)

Campaign Thread II: The Sequel (http://brilliantgameologists.com/boards/index.php?topic=8192.0)

Campaign Thread III: Zombie Weenus (http://brilliantgameologists.com/boards/index.php?topic=8742.0)

Campaign Thread !V: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods (http://brilliantgameologists.com/boards/index.php?topic=10728.0)

Campaign Thread V (http://brilliantgameologists.com/boards/index.php?topic=13372.0)


When last we left our intrepid hero's you were all gathered at your new place cleaning and enduring lots of weirdness when a lunatic cleric burst in demanding you shut down this house of filth.

Ooc: There is no way I'm transcribing 5 whole threads of campaign material  :P

So links are above.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on November 09, 2011, 11:44:37 PM
The big tin man pipes up, "*Ahem* Madam, perhaps you were not present within the nearby city blocks when I shouted about this not being a brothel any longer. This is the residence of a new Adventurer's Guild, which I am fairly certain is currently a house full of only literal dirt, and not metaphorical filth. Perhaps we can sit down to some biscuits and tea and discuss what your emergent problem is? If not, I will gladly boot you to the next block, if it please you."

Though not yet a member of the guild, Bigsley was eager to prove himself useful. He had even managed to remember where he was and what he was doing! This was a good omen, he thought, despite the fact that some very strange things had been going on lately.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on November 10, 2011, 12:22:06 AM
Bartholomeow was blissfully unawares of the goings on upstairs and was instead trying to decide how the layout of the basement could best be used to their benefit and if additional levels were capable of being added...
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 10, 2011, 01:42:08 AM
The big tin man pipes up, "*Ahem* Madam, perhaps you were not present within the nearby city blocks when I shouted about this not being a brothel any longer. This is the residence of a new Adventurer's Guild, which I am fairly certain is currently a house full of only literal dirt, and not metaphorical filth. Perhaps we can sit down to some biscuits and tea and discuss what your emergent problem is? If not, I will gladly boot you to the next block, if it please you."

Though not yet a member of the guild, Bigsley was eager to prove himself useful. He had even managed to remember where he was and what he was doing! This was a good omen, he thought, despite the fact that some very strange things had been going on lately.


"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM???  >:(
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on November 10, 2011, 05:36:17 AM
Cusic is practising backflips.... it is making a lot of noise due to all the bells she is carrying.


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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on November 10, 2011, 08:18:57 AM
I'm going to have a look at these spiders I think. Are they really that poisonous? Bill asks of the squirrel.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on November 10, 2011, 08:31:12 AM
Responding to the cleric, he says, "If I had to guess, I'd say: Awfully Rude."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on November 10, 2011, 02:02:42 PM
Quote from: bhu in old thread
Orc: "I make people choke on their own teeth."

Elf: "I fuck violent older women.  I'm also pretty good  at seducing guards regardless of race/gender.  I've even screwed a hungry Mindflayer and kept my brain."
@ Orc: "Interesting... Are you some sort of toothomancer?"

@ Elf: "How about medusea? I know one who might be interested."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on November 10, 2011, 03:21:44 PM
Kintal looks at the woman that stormed in and bursts out laughing.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 10, 2011, 04:03:15 PM
I'm going to have a look at these spiders I think. Are they really that poisonous? Bill asks of the squirrel.

"Yup.  Most spiders here are."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 10, 2011, 04:04:48 PM
Quote from: bhu in old thread
Orc: "I make people choke on their own teeth."

Elf: "I fuck violent older women.  I'm also pretty good  at seducing guards regardless of race/gender.  I've even screwed a hungry Mindflayer and kept my brain."
@ Orc: "Interesting... Are you some sort of toothomancer?"

@ Elf: "How about medusea? I know one who might be interested."

They left already but we'll assume you snuck that in before they did so:

"Sure, but I have mami now.  We're kind of a thing."  More elf/orc smooching.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 10, 2011, 04:06:33 PM
Kintal looks at the woman that stormed in and bursts out laughing.

SHe looks at you

sudden recognition as she points murderously

"YOOOOU!"

her confused and terrified looking assistants break out the cudgels
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on November 10, 2011, 07:01:33 PM
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Ceusharath seems not to react to the priests assistants readying there weapons, and looks rather pleased.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on November 10, 2011, 07:15:37 PM
"Madam, would you please keep the noise down? This is a quiet neighborhood, and this building is private property. I don't know what you're doing here, but some of us have sensitive hearing and you're making an awful racket."

Until this time, the metal man has been crouching, but at this he stands up, nearly 10-feet in height.

"And I was about to take a nap. You wouldn't want me getting cranky, now, would you?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 10, 2011, 07:19:15 PM
she stares down the man of steel

"Fool!  I am the High Priestess of Grizelda!  I could swat you like a fly."

Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on November 10, 2011, 08:01:25 PM
"Well, if you're going to be so rude, then your name might as well be 'mud.' As for your station, I couldn't give a rodent's droppings how important you are. When you get to be my age, those things tend to be a lot less impressive. Besides, I was reshaping reality when you weren't but knee-high to a dwarven shieldmaiden. As for your presence here, you are trespassing on private property and doing an awful lot of shouting. As I understand it, your authority means little more than squat outside of your jurisdiction. If you'd like to get anything out of your time here, I'd suggest you start being a little more polite and tell us what in blazes you're getting in a tizzy over."

Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 10, 2011, 08:23:41 PM
"Do you know anything about the 'home' you've bought?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on November 10, 2011, 09:02:31 PM
Quote from: bhu in old thread
Orc: "I make people choke on their own teeth."

Elf: "I fuck violent older women.  I'm also pretty good  at seducing guards regardless of race/gender.  I've even screwed a hungry Mindflayer and kept my brain."
@ Orc: "Interesting... Are you some sort of toothomancer?"

@ Elf: "How about medusea? I know one who might be interested."

They left already but we'll assume you snuck that in before they did so:

"Sure, but I have mami now.  We're kind of a thing."  More elf/orc smooching.

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Mustave lets them leave and snaps his fingers.

"Knew it couldn't be that easy."

He goes and stares curiously at the angry woman and metal guy.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on November 11, 2011, 12:39:25 AM
The demon kitty keeps giggling in a somewhat creepy manner.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on November 11, 2011, 01:54:05 AM
Hearing yelling downstairs, Zach hopes that his other compatriots could deal with it themselves. "I'll go too. We should take care of these spiders as quickly as possible, if they'll be that murderous a problem... which I don't doubt...

"You six don't have to come; feel free to settle in. I'll see about better chambers for you when we get this place sorted; I'll try to see about connecting some rooms for you all to this solar...

Bill, shall we? Or should we make sure nothing horrible is happening downstairs first?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: konnerthefirst on November 11, 2011, 02:13:46 AM
Joseph trots down into the room with all the yelling "Who's she and what does she want?" joseph says eyeing the head priest lady
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on November 11, 2011, 08:11:24 AM
Joseph trots down into the room with all the yelling "Who's she and what does she want?" joseph says eyeing the head priest lady
"She's a High Priestess of Grizelda, whatever that is, and she seems to want to piss off the big metal guy.

I'm not one to pick sides, but 10 gold says the metal guy could kick her right out the door in one shot!"

Mustave smiles, hoping beyond all hope that he sees that happen.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: konnerthefirst on November 11, 2011, 12:54:36 PM
Joseph trots down into the room with all the yelling "Who's she and what does she want?" joseph says eyeing the head priest lady
"She's a High Priestess of Grizelda, whatever that is, and she seems to want to piss off the big metal guy.

I'm not one to pick sides, but 10 gold says the metal guy could kick her right out the door in one shot!"

Mustave smiles, hoping beyond all hope that he sees that happen.

"Do I look stupid, I will never bet anything with you" Joseph says before turning to the angry lady "What do you want?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on November 11, 2011, 01:42:16 PM
"Do I look stupid, I will never bet anything with you"
Mostly to himself "Heh. Smart lad."

Mustave stands behind Joseph to watch the exchange.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 12, 2011, 01:55:31 AM
The Priestess is about to say something when she notices Cusic with alarm

"DANCING IS EVIL AND LEADS TO FORNICATION!!  FORNICATION LEADS TO DEATH AND SUFFERING!!  CEASE NOW OR RISK A TERRIFYING PUNISHMENT IN THE BOWELS OF HELL!"

Her magically enhanced voice reverberates through the house as a spider the size of an orange falls from the ceiling onto her bosom.  She reaches up and casually crushes it like a grape.

"Also, you people really need to do something about your spider problem..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: konnerthefirst on November 12, 2011, 02:02:53 AM
The Priestess is about to say something when she notices Cusic with alarm

"DANCING IS EVIL AND LEADS TO FORNICATION!!  FORNICATION LEADS TO DEATH AND SUFFERING!!  CEASE NOW OR RISK A TERRIFYING PUNISHMENT IN THE BOWELS OF HELL!"

Her magically enhanced voice reverberates through the house as a spider the size of an orange falls from the ceiling onto her bosom.  She reaches up and casually crushes it like a grape.

"Also, you people really need to do something about your spider problem..."


"what's your god of stupidity and annoyance" joseph says not amused by the crazy ladies antics
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on November 12, 2011, 02:04:06 AM
"You'd know all about terrifying punishiments in bowels wouldn't you?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on November 12, 2011, 02:09:59 AM
Congratulations, you have moved up from annoyance to hindrance. You have 10 seconds to vacate the premise peacefully, after which, if you are still here, you will be forcibly vacated.

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 12, 2011, 05:01:22 AM
It's at this point a couple of dwarves in odd full body leather suits with plated masks and a tube running from the mouth hooked to a tank show up holding some bizarre contraptions.

A muffled voice says "We hear you got spiders?"

Priestess: "Oh good the poison sprayers are here.  Perhaps their fumes will enlighten you to the danger you are in, I certainly won't."

She smiles sweetly at Kintal "Your people will pay for your brief moment of joy."

And then she is gone.

Muffled dwarf: "You want us to go ahead and spray fer vermin?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on November 12, 2011, 06:50:51 AM
"DANCING IS EVIL AND LEADS TO FORNICATION!!  FORNICATION LEADS TO DEATH AND SUFFERING!!  CEASE NOW OR RISK A TERRIFYING PUNISHMENT IN THE BOWELS OF HELL!"
"Wait. I thought those first two things were good things."

Mustave looks at the spider, then the dwarves.

"Where'd that come from? Where'd they come from? I should probably think less about fornication and pay more attention."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 13, 2011, 01:55:24 AM
"If ya want us ta spray da haflin' dats extra."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on November 13, 2011, 05:16:22 AM
Bill, shall we? Or should we make sure nothing horrible is happening downstairs first?"[/color]

Let's... The horrible roar echoes through the building just as Bill is about to answer. The platypus spreads his legs slightly to make sure he keeps his balance You know, let's check downstairs first he continues, calmly
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on November 13, 2011, 07:33:41 AM
The voice shocks Cusic into miss timeing her next flip and she ends up flat on her face. After getting up she approaches the priestess

"But I LIKE dancing"  :bigeyes "It does cause a lot of death though..." she mutters to herself.

Then with a sterner voice than you would expect from her "Get outta my building!"

after she leaves Cusic goes back to backflips intermingled with poking the dwarves gear
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on November 13, 2011, 12:08:05 PM
After the priestess leaves, Kintal turns his attention to the dwarves.  "Yes, there are a lot of spiders in the walls."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on November 13, 2011, 03:11:29 PM
Teo shakes himself out of the hallucination/stupor he had gotten into.

"Hmmm? Someone say fornication?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on November 13, 2011, 04:13:23 PM
Coming down the stairs more than expecting to kill something, Zach asks none too politely "What the hell is going on down here?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on November 13, 2011, 08:41:26 PM
Coming down the stairs more than expecting to kill something, Zach asks none too politely "What the hell is going on down here?"
"Some dwarves want to spray me and we have spiders and there's an angry lady who's shouting."

Mustave takes a breath.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on November 13, 2011, 09:32:53 PM
"I know about the spiders, I was going to kill them. Obviously the yelling was the woman? I presume we managed to chase her off? What do you want to spray him for?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 13, 2011, 10:53:32 PM
"Not nessarily a want, we jest gets lots a' rekwests ter do it.  You got the standard hidden passages or is this an easy job?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on November 14, 2011, 07:49:25 AM
"I know about the spiders, I was going to kill them."
"Do you need some help?"


"Not nessarily a want, we jest gets lots a' rekwests ter do it.  You got the standard hidden passages or is this an easy job?"
"Wait. Requests to spray halflings or to spray me?"

Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on November 14, 2011, 08:17:58 PM
"Well, I wouldn't mind having that task taken off my hands. I had a little aggressive investigating to do, after all. How long should it take?" He remembers to check downstairs for Bartholomeow; he'd wanted to come with him on their little zombie-excursion.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 14, 2011, 08:27:05 PM
"I know about the spiders, I was going to kill them."
"Do you need some help?"


"Not nessarily a want, we jest gets lots a' rekwests ter do it.  You got the standard hidden passages or is this an easy job?"
"Wait. Requests to spray halflings or to spray me?"


"Halflin's in general.  Some'a the rich snotty bastards on the other side of town consider us short people to be vermin too.   Also it's really better to spray fer the spiders sir, since it ain't likely you'll squish em all by hand first.  Plus the city pays us, so it's free fer you."

"Also a place this size prolly has hundreds of em."

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 14, 2011, 08:29:36 PM
"Well, I wouldn't mind having that task taken off my hands. I had a little aggressive investigating to do, after all. How long should it take?" He remembers to check downstairs for Bartholomeow; he'd wanted to come with him on their little zombie-excursion.

"Shouldn't take but a few minutes to spray, couple hours for us the kill the spiders as they flood the streets runnin' from yer house, a few more minutes for the spray to clear out.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on November 14, 2011, 08:59:37 PM
"Halflin's in general.  Some'a the rich snotty bastards on the other side of town consider us short people to be vermin too.   
"Oh, that's understandable. I just wanted to make sure someone wasn't trying to off me or something."


Also it's really better to spray fer the spiders sir, since it ain't likely you'll squish em all by hand first.  Plus the city pays us, so it's free fer you."

"Also a place this size prolly has hundreds of em."
"Oh, sweet. I can't turn down free. Let me know if you need any help... and don't spray me!"


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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 15, 2011, 05:31:25 PM
So who is going on errands, and who is staying to watch the show?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on November 15, 2011, 05:38:33 PM
Bill will stay and watch the show. Even if it's a genocide from the spider's point of view; he will still want to learn about them.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: konnerthefirst on November 15, 2011, 07:03:08 PM
joseph will play escort/ pack mule if anyone wants me too
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on November 15, 2011, 07:20:36 PM
Kintal will do whatever seems more entertaining.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on November 15, 2011, 07:25:41 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on November 15, 2011, 09:35:01 PM
Mustave is watching. He'll have two daggers ready just in case any spiders make a run for it.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on November 16, 2011, 12:11:48 AM
Teo decides that spiders sound interesting. There isn't much bug-like stuff back home.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on November 16, 2011, 12:15:03 AM
Ceusharath will go zombie hunting, but Lord Zandak and Davven will stay behind to keep an eye on things and keep communication running.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 16, 2011, 01:56:01 AM
Sir Shadow, VennDygram and Litha?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on November 16, 2011, 03:12:53 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on November 16, 2011, 04:37:21 AM
Cusic will accompany the Zombie hunt
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on November 16, 2011, 08:02:47 AM
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In all seriousness, Venn, is your character waiting around the building before the spiders get sprayed? If so:

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on November 16, 2011, 10:13:30 AM
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"It's zombeh killin' time!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on November 16, 2011, 11:54:17 AM
"Wh- spiders? What are you on about, boy?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on November 16, 2011, 12:34:07 PM
"Wh- spiders? What are you on about, boy?"
"I only saw one earlier. It fell in some woman's cleavage or something, and I got sorta distracted after that. I guess Zach says there are a bunch of them or something. Anyway, these dwarves here in the kink-fetish armor are here to kill them. I figured I'd just stick around and make sure none escape. You look like you'd be real good at bug squishin!"

Mustave stops rambling for a second and actually looks at the tall person made of metal.

"Have we met? My name's Mustave."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on November 16, 2011, 02:16:51 PM
"I can only assume my faculties at stomping bugs have largely improved with this body. My name is Sir Richard Bigsley the Third, and I suppose it goes without saying, but I used to be a highly... well, a respected... Well, I was a wizard. My life experiences haven't lent well toward physical activity, but I suspect there's not so much to it."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on November 16, 2011, 07:35:26 PM
(I'm assuming the zombeh killing group hasn't left yet.)

Teo overhears the conversation between Mustave and Sir Richard and wanders over.

"Yeah, it's pretty much "Punch Punch kick slap" a lot of the time. Practice makes perfect though."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: konnerthefirst on November 16, 2011, 07:57:06 PM
( i guess it would make sense to bring the cleric along for zombie exermination)

JOseph heads off with the zombie hunters " Were off to kill the zombies!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 16, 2011, 08:47:49 PM
Joseeph, Cusic, Ceushareth, Bartholomew (I assume, please inform me if im wrong), and Zachary head off to find the undead.

Dina and Nina escort the squirrels to the Broken Kneecap to keep them safe.

The Dwarves cordon off the house, put up signs, and have yellers screaming 'vermin patrol' out.  Businesses close.   Women take the children and elderly off the streets.  A grim line of hardened spider killing machines forms along with a sense of desperation.  A loud "Foom" announces the first spray bomb being set off.

!0 minutes later the dwarves flee the building,

Behind them are 4 million pounds of enraged dying spiders.

What do you wish to do :D
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on November 16, 2011, 09:00:45 PM
"I can only assume my faculties at stomping bugs have largely improved with this body. My name is Sir Richard Bigsley the Third, and I suppose it goes without saying, but I used to be a highly... well, a respected... Well, I was a wizard. My life experiences haven't lent well toward physical activity, but I suspect there's not so much to it."
"You're a metal wizard? Awesome!"


!0 minutes later the dwarves flee the building,

Behind them are 4 million pounds of enraged dying spiders.

What do you wish to do :D
How far away are they? I assume Mustave stood back at a safe distance. He currently has two daggers drawn in anticipation of danger.

Assuming there really are hundreds and hundreds of them, Mustave may try to climb the nearest building. He lacks AoE blasting. If needed:

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 16, 2011, 09:32:34 PM
You have about 6 rounds before the spiders reach you unless they fall to the poison first
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on November 16, 2011, 09:32:55 PM
When the first spray bomb goes off, Davven begins working on something. When finished, it appears to be a large tube similar to the one he used in the foyer. He then casts several spells into it, and a slight glow can be seen coming off parts.

When the spiders emerge, he points it towards the house, apparently waiting for the spiders to get close.

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on November 16, 2011, 09:37:29 PM
Kintal watches the horde of dying spiders approach, looking somewhat concerned.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on November 16, 2011, 10:05:59 PM
You have about 6 rounds before the spiders reach you unless they fall to the poison first
In that case, Mustave first puts his daggers away, then casts Expeditious Retreat. The next round he casts Spider Climb.

How big of an area are these spiders in?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on November 16, 2011, 10:15:41 PM
Bigsley mutters, "Was... was a wizard..."

He looks toward the ensuing spider swarm and says, "What I wouldn't give to be able to cast a nice fireball right now! I suppose improvisation will have to do." He appears ready to simply fall on top of a good volume of them.

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on November 16, 2011, 10:20:50 PM
(I had been going to fight zombies, but now that I see that there'll be a huge horde of spiders, I don't mind being left behind.)

"Awesome!"

Teo starts throwing rocks at the swarm of spiders.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 16, 2011, 11:12:03 PM
oop!  sorry radmelon I thought you were on the non zombie list!

The current area is 5x10 robby, but that appears to be expanding.

As Kintal watches it occurs to him he has not found all teh hidden goodie places if there are this many spiders.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on November 17, 2011, 12:11:28 AM
(( yea Bartholomeow would go for the zombies ))
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on November 17, 2011, 07:58:27 AM
Bigsley mutters, "Was... was a wizard..."

He looks toward the ensuing spider swarm and says, "What I wouldn't give to be able to cast a nice fireball right now! I suppose improvisation will have to do." He appears ready to simply fall on top of a good volume of them.
"Oh my gods. I'm so sorry. I had no idea. It's okay, big guy. You're still big... and metal.

Yeah, Fireball would be nice, but I don't think you have anything to worry about. There's no way they can bite you or anything."


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The current area is 5x10 robby, but that appears to be expanding.
I think I still have four rounds after the casting. Mustave can't do a lot to stop this many spiders. An illusionary wall would probably fail as they'd try to climb it and would go right through.

I'm assuming there are buildings I can climb. How tall are they? I'll likely climb up one and throw daggers/acid from up there.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 17, 2011, 05:37:36 PM
Boobs the Dryad runs past everyone screaming "YAAAAAAHHH!" dual wielding iron flyswatters.  She disappears in a sea of spiders, but from the crunching sounds she's doing well. 

A Dwarf nudges Teo "Insane wimmen r' hawt."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 18, 2011, 04:15:58 PM
round 2 and the spiders now reach a 10'x10' area.  Most of them are twitching, some appear to be dying, one even swears about revenge.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on November 18, 2011, 09:16:17 PM
one even swears about revenge.
"Great. Zombie spiders next week. Or ghost spiders. Which are worse? Can ghost spiders poison you?"

Mustave ponders these things as he casts Spider Climb and climbs up the nearest building. If it's 20 or less feet tall, he stops on the roof and watches the spiders progress, getting ready to attack or run as the situation warrants.

Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on November 18, 2011, 11:23:28 PM
"Critter smashin time!"

Teo looks for the largest, flattest rock he can find and throws it into the swarm.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 18, 2011, 11:34:05 PM
one even swears about revenge.
"Great. Zombie spiders next week. Or ghost spiders. Which are worse? Can ghost spiders poison you?"

Mustave ponders these things as he casts Spider Climb and climbs up the nearest building. If it's 20 or less feet tall, he stops on the roof and watches the spiders progress, getting ready to attack or run as the situation warrants.

You look to your left and see a translucent naked halfling chick floating in the air next to you.  She says "yup".
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 18, 2011, 11:35:02 PM
"Critter smashin time!"

Teo looks for the largest, flattest rock he can find and throws it into the swarm.

you aiming away from the dryad I assume?

Those of you in da zombeh party: where are you headed first?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on November 19, 2011, 02:04:15 AM
Yes, no friendly fire. Or friendly earth as they case may be.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on November 19, 2011, 07:29:17 AM
You look to your left and see a translucent naked halfling chick floating in the air next to you.  She says "yup".
"Waoh! Are you my guardian angel, or just a hawt ghost!?"

Mustave tries really hard to stay focused on the spiders.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on November 19, 2011, 02:37:34 PM
As none of the spiders have come close to him, Kintal deigns to pay attention to them and looks bored.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 19, 2011, 04:21:34 PM
You look to your left and see a translucent naked halfling chick floating in the air next to you.  She says "yup".
"Waoh! Are you my guardian angel, or just a hawt ghost!?"

Mustave tries really hard to stay focused on the spiders.

"Guardian Angels dont get burned at teh stake for being able to sing "Nearer Mah Gawd to Thee" from their butthole."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 19, 2011, 04:22:47 PM
As none of the spiders have come close to him, Kintal deigns to pay attention to them and looks bored.

Random crazwed old woman:

"OMG WHO LEFT HIS POOR KITTY IN THE PATH OF  THESE SPIDERS?"

Begins beating nearest PC to Kintal with her purse.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on November 19, 2011, 04:55:02 PM
"Guardian Angels dont get burned at teh stake for being able to sing "Nearer Mah Gawd to Thee" from their butthole."
"That's awesome! I'm a joker myself, and I've never perfected anal singing! What's your secret?

Oh, if the spiders that vowed revenge come back as ghosts, can you give me a warning, or something?"

Mustave remembers to glance back at the spiders (which are probably still 3 rounds away, assuming nothing's changed).
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 19, 2011, 07:01:40 PM
"Guardian Angels dont get burned at teh stake for being able to sing "Nearer Mah Gawd to Thee" from their butthole."
"That's awesome! I'm a joker myself, and I've never perfected anal singing! What's your secret?

Oh, if the spiders that vowed revenge come back as ghosts, can you give me a warning, or something?"

Mustave remembers to glance back at the spiders (which are probably still 3 rounds away, assuming nothing's changed).

ooc: you guys are the only ones I know who could play this campaign without constant spit takes...

"Magic mos'ly.  I don't think spiders come back as ghosts cept there's an evil mage type to do it.  Well maybe some of the smart ones."

A lone spider breaks from the  pack and coughs heavily before it's eyes center on the pC's


"DEATH!!! DEATH TO ALL WHO OPPOSE US!!! KILL THE CATS AND THE OLD PEOPLE FIRST!!!"

and then it dies

the spiders are now in a 10'x15' area
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 19, 2011, 07:03:36 PM
Also, again, where are you zombie fightin team members headed?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on November 19, 2011, 07:14:26 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on November 19, 2011, 09:05:40 PM
the spiders are now in a 10'x15' area
How far are they from me? I can close 40 feet if needed (and if there's roof space) and throw an acid flask trying to avoid any friendlies. It will hit one square and then do 1 spash damage to all adjacent areas.

In case I can reach the area:

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on November 20, 2011, 12:06:23 AM
To the undead group:
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 20, 2011, 01:38:21 AM

you am successfuls RObby :)

you other onlookers violating the sanctity of the arthropod species?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on November 20, 2011, 04:41:05 AM
"OMG WHO LEFT HIS POOR KITTY IN THE PATH OF  THESE SPIDERS?"
I'm assuming this is Bill. He will shield his face and bill but remain still unless the woman starts to damage him.

Ouch! Lady, ouch! He is ouch far from ouch defenceless ouch. This 'fella is ouch more capable of taking ouch care of ouch himself than he is ouch fluffy.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on November 20, 2011, 05:14:39 AM
Kintal watches the beating with glee.  "I don't know what you're talking about.  I'm not a little demon kitty, no sir!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on November 20, 2011, 09:29:33 PM

you am successfuls RObby :)
Did any actually die? If so, just the spider attacked, or did any die from the splash damage?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 20, 2011, 10:15:45 PM
a few crumble from the combo of poison and acid

there is a loud hissing sound as they begin moving your way
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: konnerthefirst on November 21, 2011, 03:15:03 AM
To the undead group

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on November 21, 2011, 07:35:27 AM
a few crumble from the combo of poison and acid

there is a loud hissing sound as they begin moving your way
When my next round comes up, I'll throw another flask:

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 22, 2011, 03:52:15 AM
Undead Group: You guys just looking for a random manhole or asking about?

Spider Group: the Dryad, the large metal guy, and robby seem to be doing bad things to the spiders along with the dwarves.

The old lady flees in terror as the spiders get closer

many of them seem to be dropping dead
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on November 22, 2011, 05:06:49 AM


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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: konnerthefirst on November 22, 2011, 11:54:08 AM
"I guess I will go down first" Joseph says "  Hopefully we don't drop in the middle of them eh?'

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on November 22, 2011, 04:33:50 PM
Kintal doesn't want to attack the spiders until he has too, they are icky.  However, he is enjoying watching them die.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 22, 2011, 04:55:34 PM
"Alright then, manholes it is. However, first...." Zach stops for a minute, shifts in his clothing slightly, then says strongly and officially, "I request your presence now, Fred Sackbiter! Sackbiters, assemble!"

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As I mentioned earlier i nthe thread that Dina and Nina had escorted them to safety I shall let your PC rephrase this to avoid conspicuous embarassment :D
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on November 22, 2011, 06:26:48 PM
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"Hmmm, well with the sackbiters out of the way, I wont have to worry about them getting crushed in my clothes..." He ponders this without catching what he'd said out loud, then shifts his clothing and opens the manhole for Joseph. "I'll come down right after. Whoever's last, close up the hole."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 22, 2011, 07:10:42 PM
"Ahem."

You all turn to see a uniformed Deputy.   Not one you recognize.

"Could you uh...inform me as to just what the hell you think you're doing?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: konnerthefirst on November 23, 2011, 01:10:21 AM
Joseph turns to the uniformed Deputy "Were hunting For Zombies!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 23, 2011, 03:10:06 AM
ooc: sorry I didnt realize I'd screwed up my last reply (its fixed now).  Konner, you can wait if you want to.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on November 23, 2011, 05:39:15 AM
"Adventurer's guild, investigating reports of a possible problem in the sewers. You must work for the Sheriff, yes? So you'd understand what a problem these sewers can be? I don't suppose you'd mind assisting?"

Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 23, 2011, 06:00:26 AM
"No I wouldn't, but by law you're supposed to contact us.  The sewers are like a city unto themselves, and we prefer that anyone going in lets us know when and where and what they plan to do.  We have maps, and know some of the hazards.  You don't want to get lost or overcome by toxic gas.  And we don't want to deal with you stirring up something that might've been better left alone without us having backup on scene.  If you'd like to come to one of the posts and explain what you have in mind we'll assist if it's not something that could be a danger to the city."

"You're new aren't you?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on November 23, 2011, 06:46:59 AM
"New enough, though we seem to be able to accomplish enough on our own. We're hunting down a rogue zombie that was previously in the employ of agents of the Wizards guild, before we accidentally destroyed them. Now he has some delusions about picking up where his masters left off, and we've been told he's inherited enough magic to be a threat. Supposedly, he makes camp somewhere down there. Would your maps happen to include such information?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on November 23, 2011, 08:04:37 AM
If the spider problem looks mostly taken care of, Mustave will climb on down, and thank the halfling ghost for her time (assuming she's still there):

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If not, he'll stay on the roof and throw another flask of acid, assuming the spiders are still advancing:

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 23, 2011, 06:16:46 PM
"New enough, though we seem to be able to accomplish enough on our own. We're hunting down a rogue zombie that was previously in the employ of agents of the Wizards guild, before we accidentally destroyed them. Now he has some delusions about picking up where his masters left off, and we've been told he's inherited enough magic to be a threat. Supposedly, he makes camp somewhere down there. Would your maps happen to include such information?"


"They'd help pick out likely spots."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 23, 2011, 06:26:10 PM
If the spider problem looks mostly taken care of, Mustave will climb on down, and thank the halfling ghost for her time (assuming she's still there):

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If not, he'll stay on the roof and throw another flask of acid, assuming the spiders are still advancing:

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Your acid is once again successful

the ghost is hovering next to you

"A lotta the bars don't 'llow ghosties.  I could invite you ta tha Ghost Bar but some of them might find you snackable.   Boobs knows where  I live you can always get in touch with me via her."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on November 23, 2011, 06:30:59 PM
the ghost is hovering next to you

"A lotta the bars don't 'llow ghosties.  I could invite you ta tha Ghost Bar but some of them might find you snackable.   Boobs knows where  I live you can always get in touch with me via her."
"Awesome. My name is Mustave, by the way.

And by Boobs, do you mean the flower hair lady?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 23, 2011, 07:53:19 PM
"Yah ev'ryone calls her Boobs.  Cause of her Boobs.  My stage name is Analstasia but you can call me Bert."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on November 23, 2011, 09:08:52 PM
"Yah ev'ryone calls her Boobs.  Cause of her Boobs.  My stage name is Analstasia but you can call me Bert."
"Heh. Analstasia. Thanks Bert, and take care."

Mustave starts paying closer attention to the advancing spiders. How far are they away now, with me on the roof? Have we/the poison put a dent in them?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 24, 2011, 02:23:00 AM
they are most ddented, and will now be reaching any of the party in the street not backing off this coming round.


anyone not backin up roll nishutives :D
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on November 24, 2011, 06:26:01 AM
I climbed up on a roof earlier. I'll move back if they start climbing.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on November 24, 2011, 08:35:36 AM
Bill will start backing off, but he will blast the spiders with Call Lightning if they start to move towards any bystanders.

For now Initiative
Rolled 1d20+3 : 20 + 3, total 23
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on November 24, 2011, 11:30:11 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on November 24, 2011, 07:38:35 PM
Teo sees the enroaching vermin and prepares himself for battle.
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on November 25, 2011, 06:06:24 PM
Kintal wanders around looking for something more interesting to do.

You stare upawrds into the eyes of a nekkid female ghost halfling

 :love 'Kity!'  :love
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 25, 2011, 07:46:26 PM
Apparently all of you go before the spiders so give em your all

Team ZOmbie following the deputy?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: konnerthefirst on November 26, 2011, 02:42:18 AM
joseph follows the sheriff
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on November 26, 2011, 02:46:21 AM
Deciding that this city must be a land of succulent breasts and wondering if he needs to spend more time in humanoid form to take advantage of said breasts Kintal says, "Well aren't you a pretty dead lady!"  He walks over to her and purrs, ignoring the spiders.  This is much more interesting.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 26, 2011, 04:33:05 AM
Deciding that this city must be a land of succulent breasts and wondering if he needs to spend more time in humanoid form to take advantage of said breasts Kintal says, "Well aren't you a pretty dead lady!"  He walks over to her and purrs, ignoring the spiders.  This is much more interesting.

"Aw yer one'a tha magical talkin' kitties!"

*scoops*
petpetpetpetpetpet
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 26, 2011, 04:34:29 AM
Assuming th rest of team zombie follow Joseph and the Deputy back to a nearby post, he sits everyone down and asks for maps.  "Now then explain where you intended to go and we'll tell you whats in your way."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on November 26, 2011, 05:11:59 AM
Kintal purrs.  "I'm a magical talking demon kitty to be more specific."

Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on November 26, 2011, 01:29:48 PM
Apparently all of you go before the spiders so give em your all
Sorry. I didn't roll Initiative yet, as I was on the roof.

Rolled 1d20+4 : 3 + 4, total 7
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on November 26, 2011, 02:13:46 PM
Teo decides to jump into the buggy mass and start stomping.
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 28, 2011, 04:26:05 AM
While squishing spiders Teo might be startled if he succeeds in a Spot Check

Everyone else joinin in the squishing?

Anyone responding to the deputies question about the sewers?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on November 28, 2011, 04:58:42 AM
Bill will help with the squishing by taking care of any individual that may escape the mini-genocide that his teammates are causing to go after bystanders.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on November 28, 2011, 07:28:53 AM
Assuming he gets another chance, Mustave throws another vial of acid, being careful to not hit any allies.

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on November 28, 2011, 10:01:28 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: konnerthefirst on November 28, 2011, 11:52:38 AM
"So mister Deputy are you gonna help us find this group of zombies?" Joseph says eagerly
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on November 28, 2011, 01:20:40 PM
Seeing how much fun everybody is having with the spider squishing, Kintal goes to squish some spiders!

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 28, 2011, 03:31:27 PM
Kintal purrs.  "I'm a magical talking demon kitty to be more specific."



"I'm Bert.  Whatcha' doin'?  Sides squishin'."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 28, 2011, 03:34:29 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 28, 2011, 03:35:46 PM
"So mister Deputy are you gonna help us find this group of zombies?" Joseph says eagerly

At the moment my assistants are verifying your credentials.  If they check out we help you.  If not we arrest you.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on November 28, 2011, 06:34:16 PM
Kintal looks confused.  "Your name is Bert?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 28, 2011, 06:58:29 PM
Kintal looks confused.  "Your name is Bert?"

"Mom always called me that.  I think it might be short fer Berta.  Onstage I was always called Analstasia cause of my act."

At which point she whips around, bends over, and begins singing the following from her anal cavity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnAWEP1_kkw

a good many spiders are finally overwhelmed between shock and poison
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on November 28, 2011, 07:28:07 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 28, 2011, 07:50:50 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on November 28, 2011, 11:36:12 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on November 29, 2011, 04:14:58 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 29, 2011, 05:51:53 AM
team zombeh

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on November 29, 2011, 06:02:14 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on November 29, 2011, 07:12:25 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on November 29, 2011, 10:03:09 AM
While stomping bugs, Teo gives the stranger a sign of acknowledgement.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on November 29, 2011, 11:05:30 AM
Bill puts his chin in his palm and nods at Bert Most impressive, I must say.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 30, 2011, 02:49:58 AM
Bill puts his chin in his palm and nods at Bert Most impressive, I must say.

"Tanks.  I was famous for it before the mob burned me at teh stake for doing it."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 30, 2011, 02:50:57 AM
team zombeh

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 30, 2011, 02:53:20 AM
the spider horde appears to be diminishing, and the Dryad appears spectacularly unharmed.  The Dwarves set about airing your place out and scooping up the million strong corpses. 

"We'll have yer place ready in an hour er so.  You had dinner?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on November 30, 2011, 02:57:05 AM
Kintal wipes spider goo off of his face.  "I need a bath before eating..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 30, 2011, 03:03:02 AM
Kintal wipes spider goo off of his face.  "I need a bath before eating..."

One of the Dwarves says "No problem. Brace yourself, this will be cold."

Apparently the local dwarves have hoses that can shoot high pressure jets of water.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on November 30, 2011, 03:05:38 AM
Kintal hisses loudly, his hackles raised as lightning arcs between his teeth.  He does not approve.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on November 30, 2011, 03:12:02 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on November 30, 2011, 03:48:28 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 30, 2011, 04:55:00 AM
Kintal hisses loudly, his hackles raised as lightning arcs between his teeth.  He does not approve.

"Oops!  Sorry critter! Didn't know you was a clockwork!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on November 30, 2011, 05:55:09 AM
"We'll have yer place ready in an hour er so.  You had dinner?"
"Not yet, but I don't want spiders if that's what you're talking about."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on November 30, 2011, 10:36:50 AM
Bigsley snaps back to consciousness, and sets about helping to crush some of the remaining spiders.

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on November 30, 2011, 04:00:36 PM
Kintal tries to lick the water off.  "I'm not clockwork, I'm a cat.  Don't you know that cats hate water?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 30, 2011, 08:15:44 PM
"We'll have yer place ready in an hour er so.  You had dinner?"
"Not yet, but I don't want spiders if that's what you're talking about."


"Naw mah cousin has a pub a few streets down if'n yer hungry.  He'd always appreciate meeting new business owners in the area."

the Dryad pipes up "They also make a mean Dwarven bobka."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 30, 2011, 08:16:26 PM
Kintal tries to lick the water off.  "I'm not clockwork, I'm a cat.  Don't you know that cats hate water?"

"Ummm...well no.  We always take our cat to the pool when we visit or she gets pissed at us.  And if'n yer not clockwork whats with the 'lectricity?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on November 30, 2011, 08:20:05 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on November 30, 2011, 08:24:35 PM
Kintal tries to lick the water off.  "I'm not clockwork, I'm a cat.  Don't you know that cats hate water?"

"Ummm...well no.  We always take our cat to the pool when we visit or she gets pissed at us.  And if'n yer not clockwork whats with the 'lectricity?"

"I'm a demon cat."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on December 01, 2011, 08:23:53 AM
"Naw mah cousin has a pub a few streets down if'n yer hungry.  He'd always appreciate meeting new business owners in the area."
"I like trying new places. Do they accept friendly ghosts?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 01, 2011, 04:07:28 PM
"Son, aint nobody accepts ghosts.  'Cept maybe ghosts."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on December 02, 2011, 08:01:36 AM
"Oh well. I was hoping to hear a lovely song..."

Mustave turns to the rest of the group by the spiders:
"Anyone else wanna go?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on December 02, 2011, 10:19:55 AM
Why not? Familiarizing ourselves with the area seems like a good idea.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 02, 2011, 03:20:51 PM
"Oh well. I was hoping to hear a lovely song..."

Mustave turns to the rest of the group by the spiders:
"Anyone else wanna go?"
"Oh you will.  By sweetie.  Bye lil kitty!"

she scampers off giggling
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 02, 2011, 03:21:25 PM
anyone on teamm zombeh answering the uncomfortable silence?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on December 02, 2011, 03:29:30 PM
Kintal shakes his head.  This place is even weirder than he is.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: konnerthefirst on December 02, 2011, 07:21:09 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 03, 2011, 05:26:20 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 03, 2011, 05:27:41 AM
The Dwarf restaurant/bar/fighting arena is kinda rowdy.  There's a few surprised stares when you walk in but they seem friendly. 

"Haven't seen y'all round here before.  You new?  What can I getcha to drink?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on December 03, 2011, 07:16:28 AM
"Yeah, the dwarf spider-sprayers recommended the joint. I'll have an ale."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on December 03, 2011, 02:08:05 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: konnerthefirst on December 05, 2011, 06:00:28 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on December 06, 2011, 01:45:42 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 06, 2011, 02:13:35 AM
dwarf restaurant crew: "And will the rest of you be having ale?  Would you like to hear the specials?  We have a sale on hard tack biscuits."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on December 06, 2011, 08:02:47 AM
Just water for drinks, but have you got any meat? I feel like eating something

Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on December 06, 2011, 08:20:39 AM
"Just ale."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on December 06, 2011, 10:03:18 AM
"Ale, a bunch've em, please."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on December 06, 2011, 10:14:50 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 06, 2011, 03:44:30 PM
Just water for drinks, but have you got any meat? I feel like eating something

"Sure do.  We have some nice mutton, some lamb stew, and today's special is a Serranian Death Crab we managed to get hold of.  It's pricy though."


They bring the Dryad a large watermelon.  She extends her fangs, bites down, and begins noisily sucking it dry before handing it to a waiter and saying "Here, burn this."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on December 07, 2011, 01:41:52 AM
I think I'll go for the mutton.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 07, 2011, 04:02:53 AM
I think I'll go for the mutton.

"Mutton for the rest of you?  Maybe oil for the metal man?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 07, 2011, 04:03:33 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on December 07, 2011, 04:08:40 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on December 07, 2011, 07:24:58 AM
"I'll try some mutton."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on December 07, 2011, 10:05:54 AM
"Sure, I'll have the mutton thingy."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on December 07, 2011, 11:53:41 AM
"I'm not hungry. Nor am I thirsty.... I haven't been for some time, now that I think about it..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on December 07, 2011, 01:25:52 PM
"I'm not hungry. Nor am I thirsty.... I haven't been for some time, now that I think about it..."
"Probably a good thing. I don't know how you'd go to the bathroom."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on December 07, 2011, 01:30:38 PM
"Meat is good!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 07, 2011, 05:53:23 PM
"Meat is good!"

"Aww you have a kitty!  I think we have some fish stew left over if you want some." *pets*
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 08, 2011, 05:51:13 PM
Your all served ale and mutton (except kintal who gets a nice fish stew), and the looming metal figure who is occasionally asked if he needs polishing or something out of nervous politeness for his not eating food.  The Dryad continues draining melons with her fangs before handing them to a waiter and reminding them to 'burn this'.

She looks at you "So how big is your Guild?  You got anything lined up?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 08, 2011, 05:52:38 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on December 08, 2011, 07:54:49 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on December 08, 2011, 08:52:05 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on December 08, 2011, 09:38:01 PM
She looks at you "So how big is your Guild?  You got anything lined up?"
"I'm not sure. I was too busy paying attention to naked orcs and elves and killing spiders."

Mustave looks toward everyone else to see if someone more responsible will answer.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on December 09, 2011, 10:06:26 AM
Teo seems too entranced with his meal to notice.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on December 09, 2011, 02:05:31 PM
Kintal laps up his delicious fish soup!
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on December 10, 2011, 01:48:51 PM
Bigsley dozes off briefly before snapping back awake. He looks over at the closest dwarf and says, "Jorvar! Why, Jorvar Irongut, how are you m'boy? It's been ages, how is the clan doing?"

Of course, he couldn't quite tell that this couldn't be the dwarf he knew, seeing as how this was a completely different world.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 10, 2011, 04:32:13 PM
"Do I know you?  My name isn't Jorvan.  Nice work on the Golem body.  Did I overhear Boobs say you guys were an Adventuring Guild?  You hiring?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 13, 2011, 05:06:35 AM
At this point much of the restaurant goes a lil quiet and looks at you, while you can over hear several of them muttering:

"A new Adventurer's Guild..."


"They don't know who I am..."

"A possible fresh start..."

"OMG I CAN KILL THINGS AGAIN!"

spurious stares at the aforementioned individual

"Ahem...uh you know...legally..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 13, 2011, 05:07:16 AM
team zombeh: You heading back to get more members, or heading into sewers?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on December 13, 2011, 06:39:55 AM
Zach will politely excuse himself to find the others, asking that Bob meet them by the new guildhouse whenever he's free. He runs back to the guildhouse, hoping that someone will still be there. He finds himself inexplicably angry. "Eleven...." he mutters, under his breath.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on December 13, 2011, 10:19:52 AM
"No, no, you must be Jorvar! You're the spitting image! Why, Jorvar, what have you been doing with yourself these days?"

Bigsley clearly isn't paying attention to the excitement awakening in the bar.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on December 13, 2011, 01:24:12 PM
Mustave is keeping an eye on the sociopath who wants to kill people legally.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on December 13, 2011, 01:30:49 PM
Kintal is keeping an eye on everyone, wondering if he'll have to maim someone to get them to calm down.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 13, 2011, 04:33:47 PM
"No, no, you must be Jorvar! You're the spitting image! Why, Jorvar, what have you been doing with yourself these days?"

Bigsley clearly isn't paying attention to the excitement awakening in the bar.

"Bartending.  Chatting with Golems who think I'm someone else.  The usual."

The Dryad looks at the restaurant "They've barely got papers and no secretary yet people, calm down you'll have your chance."

A busboy runs by, chased by a fanged melon rind

"Dammit I thought I told you to burn those?  Scuse me for a sec.."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on December 13, 2011, 09:47:32 PM
Mustave throws one of his returning daggers at the rind:

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 14, 2011, 01:31:02 AM
It hits to virtually no effect.  Boobs catches it, and eventually it is disposed of in a proper hearthfire while the staff receives a lecture on the burning of dead watermelons.  Your dagger is promptly returned, while a young dwarf matron scolds you about throwing pointy things in the restaurant.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: konnerthefirst on December 14, 2011, 01:51:13 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on December 14, 2011, 08:04:41 AM
Your dagger is promptly returned, while a young dwarf matron scolds you about throwing pointy things in the restaurant.
"That's the last time I do any good deeds."

Mustave returns to his ale and mutton, still keeping an eye on the sociopath.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 14, 2011, 03:50:05 PM
Your dagger is promptly returned, while a young dwarf matron scolds you about throwing pointy things in the restaurant.
"That's the last time I do any good deeds."

Mustave returns to his ale and mutton, still keeping an eye on the sociopath.

"No, you can do good deeds, but there's kids here.  Think of what would happen if you missed."

"Now heres a nice mug of hot dwarf ale for saving the busboy from the vampire melon."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 14, 2011, 03:50:32 PM
Zach will politely excuse himself to find the others, asking that Bob meet them by the new guildhouse whenever he's free. He runs back to the guildhouse, hoping that someone will still be there. He finds himself inexplicably angry. "Eleven...." he mutters, under his breath.


Your new digs are leaking poison fog and surrounded by dwarves in the feudal equivalent of hazmat suits.

Theyre sweeping up about 4 tons of dead spiders
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on December 15, 2011, 07:45:54 AM
"No, you can do good deeds, but there's kids here.  Think of what would happen if you missed."
"I never miss. ;) But okay. I won't throw pointy things or acid in here anymore."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 16, 2011, 02:05:51 AM
"WHEN WERE YOU THROWING ACID?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on December 16, 2011, 02:22:56 AM
Zach will politely excuse himself to find the others, asking that Bob meet them by the new guildhouse whenever he's free. He runs back to the guildhouse, hoping that someone will still be there. He finds himself inexplicably angry. "Eleven...." he mutters, under his breath.


Your new digs are leaking poison fog and surrounded by dwarves in the feudal equivalent of hazmat suits.

Theyre sweeping up about 4 tons of dead spiders
"Well, everything looks to be in order.

Excuse me!" He tries to hail one of the hazmat dwarves shoveling corpses without approaching the domicile too closely. "Any idea where the other guildsmen living here went before..... well alright, probably after you killed the spiders?"

Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on December 16, 2011, 08:17:37 AM
"WHEN WERE YOU THROWING ACID?"
"Whaaa? Who said anything about acid? I said 'and such'. Pointy things and such."

Bluff = d20 + 11
Rolled 1d20+11 : 5 + 11, total 16
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on December 16, 2011, 10:06:03 AM
Teo seems to be less-than-concious. Damn ale.  :rolleyes
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 16, 2011, 05:28:00 PM
Zach will politely excuse himself to find the others, asking that Bob meet them by the new guildhouse whenever he's free. He runs back to the guildhouse, hoping that someone will still be there. He finds himself inexplicably angry. "Eleven...." he mutters, under his breath.


Your new digs are leaking poison fog and surrounded by dwarves in the feudal equivalent of hazmat suits.

Theyre sweeping up about 4 tons of dead spiders
"Well, everything looks to be in order.

Excuse me!" He tries to hail one of the hazmat dwarves shoveling corpses without approaching the domicile too closely. "Any idea where the other guildsmen living here went before..... well alright, probably after you killed the spiders?"


"Yeah we recommended a local restaurant they could hang out at. "

They give you the address as a coughing spider rears up and vows revenge in a squeaky voice before expiring.  Revenge for his 11 siblings.  Damn spiders...
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 16, 2011, 05:30:18 PM
"WHEN WERE YOU THROWING ACID?"
"Whaaa? Who said anything about acid? I said 'and such'. Pointy things and such."

Bluff = d20 + 11
(http://www.minmaxboards.com/Themes/Thing/images/dice_warn.gif) This dice roll has been tampered with!
Rolled 1d20+11 : 5 + 11, total 16

"Well don't throw no and such neither.  Here's yer special hot dwarf ale.  On da house if you give us a good review."  :D


It tastes like boiled leather and fire.  Your guess it's 50% alcohol at least.  And yet it somehow seems to taste better warm, or at least you assume since you haven't had it cold.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on December 16, 2011, 09:25:11 PM
"Well don't throw no and such neither.  Here's yer special hot dwarf ale.  On da house if you give us a good review."  :D


It tastes like boiled leather and fire.  Your guess it's 50% alcohol at least.  And yet it somehow seems to taste better warm, or at least you assume since you haven't had it cold.
"This is amazing! It tastes like boiled leather and fire! What's your secret?

Yeah, I'll tell people I like it."

Mustave stops with one before he kills himself.

"*cough* Do you have any bread?"

Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 17, 2011, 12:32:25 AM
"Hmmm....we were going for a sort of beefy charcoal taste...we'll have to adjust teh recipe a lil."

*hugs* "thanks."

"We got hard tack biscuits on sale, rye, sourdough, and grill bread."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on December 17, 2011, 05:14:52 AM
"Yeah we recommended a local restaurant they could hang out at. "

They give you the address as a coughing spider rears up and vows revenge in a squeaky voice before expiring.  Revenge for his 11 siblings.  Damn spiders...
Zach twitches, cursing out "exterminate..." before smiling and thanking the dwarves, complimenting their efforts, and dashing off to the restaurant.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 17, 2011, 05:30:18 AM
Those of you at the restaurant not amuse by the dryads antics notice a hurried Zach arrive.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on December 17, 2011, 06:42:23 AM
"'Sup, Zach? Wanna try some fire-leather ale? It's free if you tell people you like it."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on December 17, 2011, 07:21:22 AM
"I have fish!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on December 17, 2011, 12:24:38 PM
The mutton is quite good as well. How did your quest go?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on December 17, 2011, 12:33:25 PM
"And they havsh alel. Lotsh of it."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on December 19, 2011, 02:16:58 AM
"Almost stopped short, then started again. We were planning on diving into the sewers when a deputy stopped us. For some reason, he thought we looked suspicious climbing into a sewer grate...

Anyways, we're getting Nervous Bob to guide us down there. There will be Wraiths, which is fun because I haven't killed one of them yet. I came hoping you'd all want to come down again to clear this out faster; we'll be meeting at the now thoroughly gassed guild-house once Bob is ready.

...... Maybe some later, Mustave, if the sewers are as I remember them. How've you all been?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 19, 2011, 03:55:44 AM
Your new Dryad companion says they've been having a great time.  Then sucks a watermelon dry via fangs, hands the husk to a waiter and says 'burn this'.  Everyone seems to be taking it pretty much in stride...
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on December 19, 2011, 07:28:00 AM
@Zach

"If he doesn't burn it, I get in trouble for throwing knives. Like that makes any sense.

What about sewer wraiths?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on December 19, 2011, 08:46:52 AM
"Is this an official invitation to perform work for the Guild? If so, I formally accept! If not, I shall wait for the opportunity to prove myself worthy of joining your institution."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on December 19, 2011, 11:03:31 PM
"I like you, metal-man! I would be glad if you could accompany us.

"Apparently wraiths infest the sewers. I only vaguely understand them, but we've killed many odd things, so I have a good deal of falsely-earned confidence."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on December 20, 2011, 08:23:01 AM
@Zach

"So, are we returning to the sewers when the deputies aren't looking, or something?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on December 20, 2011, 11:21:37 AM
"Please, call me Bigsley. I think I may be able to help quite well with this wraith situation. You see, they cannot drain my lifeforce the way they can with a normal living being, so I need only focus their attention on myself."

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on December 20, 2011, 11:31:32 AM
Most impressive, Bigsley. If what you say is true, you will really come in handy.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on December 20, 2011, 12:32:21 PM
"Wait. Are you saying I can just stay here and get drunk and you'll go stomp them yourself? Cuz I was planning on stopping after just one.

But I'll come with if you need help throwing knives or acid... er... and such at things. I can also make things go blind. Even stuff you wouldn't think you'd normally be able to blind."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on December 20, 2011, 12:43:31 PM
"Can you make ghosts go blind? Because wraiths are sort of similar to ghosts. Most knives and other substances will just go right through them. And gods forbid you try to tie one up for experiments, they just pass right through the shackles...."

He goes on about how hard it is to shackle incorporeal undead for a good few minutes.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on December 20, 2011, 01:40:27 PM
"I think so, but it doesn't always work. Sometimes it just hits the air. I can make a big burst of gold dust, and it seems to blind anything.

I guess only two of my knives would be able to hit them if they're like ghosts. They'll miss sometimes, but not always."

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on December 20, 2011, 01:52:31 PM
Teo seems to have lost conciousness again. What a lightweight.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 24, 2011, 04:19:00 AM
robby

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on December 24, 2011, 07:28:47 AM
@Bigsley

"Yeah, as far as I can remember, I can blind wraiths. I haven't tried it out yet, but it should work."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 28, 2011, 10:13:05 PM
Dryad: "I can house sit for you with the dwarves."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on December 28, 2011, 11:27:05 PM
"Well then, what are we waiting for? Let's go show some wraiths that the sewers are no place for terrifying abominations... just terrifying bowel movements. Alright, yes, I already regret saying that. Let's move on, shall we?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 29, 2011, 12:05:34 AM
a lone dwarf leaps up from his barstool

"YEAH!!! LET'S GO FUCK UP SOME SHIT!"

there is a long embarrassed silence from the other bar patrons...
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on December 29, 2011, 12:59:49 AM
Right, let's get moving. The others have got some help from the sheriff's office, so we shouldn't keep them waiting. Is telepathically emitted from the psicrystal, trying to rouse the guildmembers in the bar to action.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on December 29, 2011, 07:25:21 PM
Mustave finishes his fire-leather ale and stands up.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 29, 2011, 09:47:47 PM
The bar owner brings the bill.  "You takin' Wild Bob there with ya?"

nods towards loud dwarf who just yelled out

"Careful, he's a follower..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on December 30, 2011, 01:37:48 AM
"Follower? I'm afraid I don't understand... as opposed to a leader?..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 30, 2011, 01:43:33 AM
"Follower? I'm afraid I don't understand... as opposed to a leader?..."

"As in the crazy old bastard will follow you wherever you go, sneaking around and then popping out when it's the most troublesome."

"I FUCK GHOSTS!"

"Also, not to indulge in gossip, but I think it's just possible he's a little disturbed."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on December 30, 2011, 07:22:52 AM
"Careful Bob. You might want to wait this one out. We're professionals. In this land, ghosts fuck you."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on December 30, 2011, 01:54:54 PM
The sound of Wild Bob's exclamation jolts Teo out of his stupor. "We leavin?", He asks blearily.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on December 30, 2011, 03:31:40 PM
"Careful Bob. You might want to wait this one out. We're professionals. In this land, ghosts fuck you."


"DONT TOUCH THE HALFLING!! I CALLED DIBS!!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 01, 2012, 04:12:21 PM
So I assume everyone is meeting up at teh Sheriff's office yes?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on January 01, 2012, 04:19:16 PM
Aye.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on January 01, 2012, 05:24:16 PM
Indeed.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on January 01, 2012, 06:06:42 PM
Eeyup (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0QHw7iy1Rg)
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 01, 2012, 07:28:53 PM
You walk in to say hello and as usual Nervous Bob nearly fires a bolt into Bartholomeow.  There are the usual profuse apologies.  Discussions are held and a route is chosen.  The deputies are willing to give you a few hours to poke about, and then they may enter the undercity in force looking for you.  May as in if they figure you aren't now added to the wraith population because you went off in a direction unintended or they decided to move.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on January 02, 2012, 11:10:12 AM
Bartholomeow finds himself attached to the door frame by a crossbow bolt piercing the folds of his sleeve. Muttering unintelligible curses, he sets to attempting to pull it from where it rests but appears to be a having a bit of difficulty. 
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on January 02, 2012, 12:03:14 PM
"At least I'm not the only one getting yelled at for mis-aimed projectiles."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on January 02, 2012, 12:20:04 PM
"In this place, it'd be weird if you were."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 02, 2012, 04:33:56 PM
A statuesque woman with thighs like polished granite pulls the arrow from the will for you.  You'd swear she looks familiar.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on January 02, 2012, 07:59:31 PM
I have a better safeguard than just basing it off time. Me and Lord Zandak have a telepathic connection, so if he stays here, we can keep you posted on our location and status.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: konnerthefirst on January 02, 2012, 08:36:33 PM
"personally I don't plan on being turned into a wraith. Dunno about you guys." Joseph says  :eh
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on January 02, 2012, 10:04:50 PM
"If we all move quickly and with focus, we shouldn't be too much of an issue to the deputies. Boobs, are we leaving you behind to watch the House? Is everyone ready otherwise?" Zach tightened the straps on his clothing and the chords on his sandals. He wasn't sure how useful he was actually going to wind up being, but he planned on removing any threat non-wraith in origin. The group could focus on the horrors; he could at least make sure they weren't distracted.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on January 02, 2012, 10:10:12 PM
Teo turns to Joseph. "They can't turn you into one'a them, you're freakin made of healing! It would like, evaporate them or something."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 02, 2012, 10:53:57 PM
"If we all move quickly and with focus, we shouldn't be too much of an issue to the deputies. Boobs, are we leaving you behind to watch the House? Is everyone ready otherwise?" Zach tightened the straps on his clothing and the chords on his sandals. He wasn't sure how useful he was actually going to wind up being, but he planned on removing any threat non-wraith in origin. The group could focus on the horrors; he could at least make sure they weren't distracted.

Sure I can supervise clean up and take care of any legal problems that pop up from the relatives.  Does this mean I'm officially an intern?  :D
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on January 03, 2012, 02:46:02 AM
Sure I can supervise clean up and take care of any legal problems that pop up from the relatives.  Does this mean I'm officially an intern?  :D
Of course. You're already our, what were my exact words... Legal Representative.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 03, 2012, 04:51:53 AM
"Excellent, I'll have my things moved in.  Does your metal companion have anything to move as well?  Should I make any other arrangements?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on January 03, 2012, 08:43:39 AM
"Is everyone ready otherwise?"
"I'm good to go."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on January 03, 2012, 01:10:27 PM
"Is everyone ready otherwise?"
"I'm good to go."
Let's vanquish those wraiths Bill says in a voice that is more passionate than you are used to hear
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on January 03, 2012, 01:16:44 PM
Kintal pipes up.  "Woo, killing things!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on January 03, 2012, 01:56:46 PM
"YAY... stuff" Cusic seems to be getting a little worked up on the concept of killing things.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: konnerthefirst on January 03, 2012, 06:15:24 PM
"better start before they hear us coming"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 03, 2012, 09:41:42 PM
The large woman smiles in what may be a seductive manner at Bartholomeow.  "Let me know if there's anything I can pull from your clothing in the future."

You feel this is some sort of prelude to human courtship ritual.

This may be problematic since it looks like she's 6'4" and solid as a mountain.


Nervous Bob leads everyone to the manhole cover.  He lowers some magical instrument to check for gasses or 'dark influences.'  He lowers a scope of some sort to do a visual check.  He listens.  He watches.  He whispers to everyone to cross the street and he'll sneak down to peek about and then come up to give them an ok signal. 

He then returns, pulls out some sort of grenadelike device, lights it, and throws it down the hole screaming  "DIE YOU SOUL EATIN' MUTHAFUCKAS!!!

After the column of fire that roars from the manhole dies down he jumps in.  A few moments later he gives you the thumbs up.

Who's first?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on January 03, 2012, 11:14:46 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 03, 2012, 11:28:12 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on January 03, 2012, 11:32:42 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 03, 2012, 11:38:53 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on January 03, 2012, 11:47:14 PM
Bigsley makes a sound as though he were clearing his throat, which is clearly for nothing more than show.

"*ahem* While I'm more than happy to jump in first, I think that due to my, ah, size, I ought to go to last. Only due to the fact that I may well plug up the hole."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on January 04, 2012, 12:20:49 AM
"I'll go first." Zach wastes no time in slipping quickly down the hole. as soon as he hits the bottom, he twists around crouching. One hand slips around the top of his scabbard, while the other brushes lightly against the handle of his sword. "Bob?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 04, 2012, 01:02:59 AM
"WHAT!!"

*twang*

"Sorry bout that.."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on January 04, 2012, 01:20:41 AM
Bartholomeow thanks the statuesque woman for helping him, but is too distracted by attempting to stay out of Nervous Bob's line of fire to worry about her disturbing comment. As the group prepares to descend, he shakes his head at Zack's carelessness and follows down by more careful means, only to have to fling himself to the wall to avoid another stray bolt. "Ye gods, bob... I'm more worried about you than the wraiths!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: konnerthefirst on January 04, 2012, 01:52:17 AM
"I will hope down third i guess? being one of the few beings to be able to get rid of wraiths" joseph says
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on January 04, 2012, 08:09:16 AM
Mustave gets ready when there's room. He makes sure he can make the jump unassisted. Assuming so, he jumps down one dagger in each hand.

His behavior seems more serious than normal, but he doesn't seem to have any fear or concern on his face. He looks first for Bob and crossbows after hearing Zach's entrance.

"Does anyone have a non-flammable light? I have experience with these types of gases and fire. This isn't one of the times you want to mix them."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on January 04, 2012, 08:24:56 AM
"Does anyone have a non-flammable light? I have experience with these types of gases and fire. This isn't one of the times you want to mix them."
The platypus speaks up I have one spell prepared for that purpose. It should emulate a torch for approximately a hour
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on January 04, 2012, 10:11:18 AM
Teo jumps down the hole with wild abandon. He also seems to be giggling strangely.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on January 04, 2012, 10:21:30 AM
Once everyone else has made their way down the hole, Bigsley announces, "Please do make way! I would hate to accidentally crush any of you to death!"

He then squeezes through the manhole. Once he's through, he floats down surprisingly gently.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on January 04, 2012, 11:33:20 AM
"Does anyone have a non-flammable light? I have experience with these types of gases and fire. This isn't one of the times you want to mix them."
The platypus speaks up I have one spell prepared for that purpose. It should emulate a torch for approximately a hour
"I hope emulate means not burning the hair and skin off my body."

Mustave winces as Bill casts the spell (assuming he actually casts it).


Once everyone else has made their way down the hole, Bigsley announces, "Please do make way! I would hate to accidentally crush any of you to death!"
Mustave promptly gets out of the way.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on January 04, 2012, 02:57:10 PM
Kintal giggles to himself.  He is hidden inside of the giant metal man.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 04, 2012, 05:05:28 PM
As the light flashes on you are confronted by this:

http://squee.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/06/14/cute-baby-animals-baby-hippo/
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on January 04, 2012, 09:52:33 PM
"What? It's like a fat, hairless dog!"

Does it seem hostile? What's it doing?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 04, 2012, 10:07:29 PM
"What? It's like a fat, hairless dog!"

Does it seem hostile? What's it doing?

Cowering, staring at you, and twitching it's ears mostly.  Bob's entrance seems to have stupified it with terror.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on January 04, 2012, 10:25:14 PM
Cusic follows down the hole with a little flip. Upon landing she falls to pieces all over the creature "ITS AWESOME, I WANT IT."  With this she runs up to hug it.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 04, 2012, 10:52:01 PM
it promptly freaks out and begins running about in circles bleating.

listen roll from Ruam to immediately hear a spooked aminal
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on January 05, 2012, 04:01:32 PM
Rolled 1d20+6 : 4 + 6, total 10

Also: Bill used his spell on whatever object Mustave preferred.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 05, 2012, 04:37:51 PM
(http://www.minmaxboards.com/Themes/Thing/images/dice_warn.gif) This dice roll has been tampered with!
Rolled 1d20+6 : 4 + 6, total 10
Also: Bill used his spell on whatever object Mustave preferred.

You do indeed hear an unfamiliar animal in distress down there.  Druid time!
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on January 05, 2012, 04:57:38 PM
Bill suddenly speeds up and rushes to the source of the sound. Should/When he bump/s into someone, he will quickly mumble S'cuse me without loosing focus on his target destination.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on January 05, 2012, 07:14:25 PM
Teo, wanting to lend a hand, follows Bill.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 05, 2012, 10:03:58 PM
Bill suddenly speeds up and rushes to the source of the sound. Should/When he bump/s into someone, he will quickly mumble S'cuse me without loosing focus on his target destination.

You meet the aforementioned critter from teh picture.  It appears terrified from both the explosion and  the suden appearance of strangers.  You have no clue what it is.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on January 05, 2012, 10:18:59 PM
"Chances it could be alone aren't good, are they?" As he asks, the samurai pulls a strange mask down across his eyes, and immediately starts leaking light, as if his body was a torch. He smiled; he hadn't been able to use the mask since he tested it.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on January 06, 2012, 12:52:43 PM
Bill silently speaks Please, stand back a little he then proceeds to try and calm it down

Wild Empathy
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Rolled 1d20+6 : 5 + 6, total 11
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 06, 2012, 04:04:16 PM

Critter isn't buying it.  He displays the cutest tusks evah  :love

Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on January 06, 2012, 06:20:08 PM
Does anyone have anything edible with them?

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 06, 2012, 07:17:36 PM
Does anyone have anything edible with them?

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sorry bout that

damn quote/modify....
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on January 06, 2012, 08:32:10 PM
Does anyone have anything edible with them?
"No. Sorry. I could get some mutton from the place we were just at. Dogs like meat, right?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 06, 2012, 08:52:18 PM
Truffles begins to perk up and sniffa about the manhole cover before leaping in.  He quickly scampers towards and Ruam and the new entity.

'oink?'
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on January 06, 2012, 11:03:23 PM
"Truffles no! It could have rabies!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 07, 2012, 12:42:00 AM
Truffles continues on.

'oink?'

the critter bleats

'oink oink?'

the critter bleats again

you'd almost swear they're having a conversation

Truffles looks at you smugly

the critter tentatively approaches the party and sits down

http://www.zooborns.com/.a/6a010535647bf3970b0105367c839d970b-800wi

it even allows itself to be touched reluctantly

I'll assume this means Cusic gloms it immediately
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on January 07, 2012, 07:51:11 AM
obviously.  :D
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on January 07, 2012, 12:33:29 PM
"What the heck is that thing?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on January 07, 2012, 03:38:19 PM
"So...... that's probably NOT a wraith....."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on January 07, 2012, 05:46:49 PM
Bigsley rubs his metal chin for a moment in contemplation.

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on January 07, 2012, 07:44:18 PM
Kintal watches from his hiding place inside of Bigsley.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 08, 2012, 12:33:09 AM
Bigsley rubs his metal chin for a moment in contemplation.

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It is not a dog.  Given it's characteristics you feel certain it is not a carnivore.  It's description matches that of an animal called a 'hippo', but you have never personally seen one.

It's a very fatty animal so as far as Cusic is concerned it's extra snuggly.

Bob: "y'now Joe has records of most animals and critter beasts the city has ever encountered.  He could prolly tell you more about it.  Runs a Guild out of Joe's Used Pets in the merchant district.

Listen rolls plz
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on January 08, 2012, 01:09:54 AM
1d20-3=7, 1d20-1=9 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3321171/)
Listen for Ceusharath and Davven. Also, I "see" anything with an intelligence score within 35 ft.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on January 08, 2012, 01:28:01 AM
1d20+6=21 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3321185/)
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on January 08, 2012, 01:35:10 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on January 08, 2012, 01:58:12 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 08, 2012, 02:29:04 AM
Listne rolls of 15 or higher

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on January 08, 2012, 04:11:09 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on January 08, 2012, 04:19:35 AM
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Zach's ears pick something up, and his eyes dart to the group member's faces, to see if they heard. Sure that he was hearing voices, his hand bolted up as a warning, and he put a finger to his lips before putting both hands on his sword. He was ready, and somewhat excited, to draw on something.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on January 08, 2012, 01:52:42 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 08, 2012, 02:48:34 PM
the 'hippo' hides behind Cusic as a voice rings out.

"Hey you out dere round da corner!  Friend or foe?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on January 08, 2012, 10:08:36 PM
Friend, I'd assume. We don't have many enemies.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 08, 2012, 11:27:14 PM
3 large neckless humanoid entities of a race you don't recognize, and who weigh a combined total of something like one metric ton round the corner.

"Summabitch Gawdamn you da weirdest lookin' batch a muddahfucka's ah evah did see."

the baby hippo bleats at them and then rehides behind Cusic.

"Nice pig dawg you got thar.  Whut the hail surface folks lahk you doin' down hyar?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on January 09, 2012, 06:47:57 AM
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"We're looking for wraiths."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 09, 2012, 04:42:08 PM
"Yer a 'lil ways off.  Whut the hail you want wit wraiths fer anyways?   They do stuff to ya."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on January 09, 2012, 04:45:37 PM
Cusic is rather happy it has chosen her for shelter despite the imminent threat of huggles. At the moment she is content with poking its squidgy form.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on January 09, 2012, 04:47:59 PM
Bigsley speaks up. "We're hunting them. Surely you gentlemen know the value of a good hunting trip, yes? And certainly, it is not worth hunting if you're not afraid of it."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on January 09, 2012, 09:53:50 PM
Biglsey's chest speaks up.  "Yeah, we're gonna kill em!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on January 09, 2012, 10:30:00 PM
Zach straightens up, but keeps one hand on his hilt anyway. "More specifically, we're looking for a crazy zombie, very good at unarmed fighting. You wouldn't happen to know how far we are from it, would you?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 09, 2012, 11:19:30 PM
Cusic is rather happy it has chosen her for shelter despite the imminent threat of huggles. At the moment she is content with poking its squidgy form.

WHen you don't appear to be immediately threatening it begins sniffing you, making sure to keep it's eyes on the new comers
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 09, 2012, 11:20:24 PM
Biglsey's chest speaks up.  "Yeah, we're gonna kill em!"

"Cain't kill dead peepul."

to bigsley: "You got cats.  Might wanna get that taken care of."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 09, 2012, 11:21:03 PM
Zach straightens up, but keeps one hand on his hilt anyway. "More specifically, we're looking for a crazy zombie, very good at unarmed fighting. You wouldn't happen to know how far we are from it, would you?"

"Most zombehs crazy.  This one the mindless sort of crazy or a different kind?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on January 09, 2012, 11:56:49 PM
"Wh--cats... Augh!" Bigsley opens the hatch on his chest-guard and begins poking around for Kintal. "When did you get in there..." Soon afterward he stops, forgetting what he was doing in the first place.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on January 10, 2012, 12:47:15 AM
Kintal gives an evil laugh.  "Bwahahahaha!  I am a sneaky kitty!  And it's wet down here, I don't want to get wet!!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on January 10, 2012, 01:35:02 AM
"Different kind. It's probably surrounded itself with wraiths, for the advantage in defense. It has set up some sort of supply-shop, and is trying to make a hostile takeover of guilds on the surface. I happen to just hate it, so my motivation is to murder it. Any unusual zombies? One that's intelligent, agile, irritating?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 10, 2012, 02:12:30 AM
"You talkin' bout da asshole running fer president of the Evil minions Union?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on January 10, 2012, 09:59:42 AM
"Might be him"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on January 10, 2012, 11:12:31 AM
"Are you guys part of the Evil Minion's Union?"

(Under his breath)
"Heh. EMU." *snort*
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 10, 2012, 03:59:17 PM
"Us? Naw we freelance.  Im Jebediah Tingie Who Walk'a Like'a Man.  Dis mah brudder Ezekial Talk'a Like'a Man, and mah cuzin Jimmy Who Fuck'a Like'a Man.  Our fambly were here fore the Union."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on January 10, 2012, 09:18:37 PM
"Oh, that's cool. Looks like between the three of you, you have all your bases covered. Makes for a well-rounded party, which is important, I hear.

Is there an Evil Minion Union headquarters around here, or something?

Heh. EMU. Hey, Bill. You get it, right?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on January 11, 2012, 02:44:25 AM
"What about this zombie running for president?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 11, 2012, 03:53:57 AM
"He's an asshole.  Like most peepul runnin' fer office.  Came outta the blue, thinks everyone outta vote fer him cause he'll fix all our problems.  Total asshole."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on January 11, 2012, 08:13:38 AM
"Is he down here often?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on January 11, 2012, 01:26:02 PM
"Sounds like our guy. We need to find him..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 11, 2012, 03:21:11 PM
"Course he down here often, he shows up every whare da Union works.  Tries ta put da thumbscrews on us indies ta join too.  Wants ta make all dese new rules.  Like not makin' jobs co-ed no mo.  Ah lahks workin' wif da occasional womins.  Makes da day go quicker.  He got a woman zombie."

"Now if'n you want da Minions halls you gotta go back da way we come.  You'll need a pass tho or da Wight's fuck you up big time.  Also uh...I think this lil critters dead mama back dat way too..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on January 11, 2012, 03:32:47 PM
Also uh...I think this lil critters dead mama back dat way too..."
"When you say 'dead', do you mean dead or not alive? You're not talking about some type of fat zombie dog or ghost, are you?"

Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on January 11, 2012, 03:39:38 PM

Heh. EMU. Hey, Bill. You get it, right?"
Bill chuckles slightly.

The platypus looks rather confused at all this politic that they seem to be involved in but seems satisfied with gaining knowledge regarding their enemies position.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on January 11, 2012, 07:00:32 PM
"So, how might we go about getting a pass?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 11, 2012, 07:02:52 PM
Also uh...I think this lil critters dead mama back dat way too..."
"When you say 'dead', do you mean dead or not alive? You're not talking about some type of fat zombie dog or ghost, are you?"

"Ah mean it's daid.  Half 'et by somethin'.  You prolly don't wanna take da pup back dat way."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 11, 2012, 07:03:24 PM
"So, how might we go about getting a pass?"

ooc: Those of you who agreed to work with the medusa remember her saying something about a pass..
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on January 11, 2012, 07:07:49 PM
((Well, Bigsley came in after that, so let's hope someone else here remembers. :D))
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on January 11, 2012, 08:15:28 PM
OOC: Teo was there. And he's mostly sober by now.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 11, 2012, 09:30:41 PM
Cusic: Your new friend begins sniffing you quite heavily.  You think he's looking for food."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on January 11, 2012, 09:33:33 PM
A pass like this? Asks Ceus as he pulls out the slip the medusa gave the party.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 12, 2012, 12:27:51 AM
He takes out some small reading spectacles.

"Hmmm...dis for da forest below, but it do say you got free pass on union propitty long as you lookin' fer husbin."

"Husbin?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on January 12, 2012, 01:21:15 AM
"Would you believe that the pass belongs to the lady just there?" Bigsley points his big metal hand toward Cusic.

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 12, 2012, 01:44:03 AM
"Bullshit.  Da pig dawg likes her, so she ain't no medusa (points to pass).  Not even in disguise.  Critters dont like snake wimmens."

"Wait...medusa...Summabitch Gawdamn is Clarice man huntin' again?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on January 12, 2012, 03:49:22 AM
Cuisic hurriedly searches through her bag, She only eats meat but there might be something in there...

... defeated she gives in, she didn't even remember to bring food for herself. Then again her friends/subordinates might have something.

"GIVE ME FOOD NAO!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 12, 2012, 04:48:39 AM
"Whut kinder food pig dawgs eat?  You might wanna take that to old joe topside,  He could prolly tell you."


(Ruam you are 95% certain this thing is a herbivore)
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on January 12, 2012, 07:43:05 AM
"Wait...medusa...Summabitch Gawdamn is Clarice man huntin' again?"
Mustave's eyebrows raise sharply. "Why? You interested?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on January 12, 2012, 07:56:06 AM
"Whut kinder food pig dawgs eat?  You might wanna take that to old joe topside,  He could prolly tell you."
My experiences tell me this little fella probably eats plants. Although I'm not quite sure what kind of plant he feeds on. Bill hunches next to the creature and gives it another inspection. His fascination is obvious
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 12, 2012, 03:13:37 PM
"Whut kinder food pig dawgs eat?  You might wanna take that to old joe topside,  He could prolly tell you."
My experiences tell me this little fella probably eats plants. Although I'm not quite sure what kind of plant he feeds on. Bill hunches next to the creature and gives it another inspection. His fascination is obvious

Their bit about the dead mom rings a lil true.  You can see some signs of depression in it's willingness to bond with strangers after being terrified by an explosion. 

You aren't quite sure how to tell Cusic she may now be a surrogate mom...
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 12, 2012, 03:15:16 PM
"Wait...medusa...Summabitch Gawdamn is Clarice man huntin' again?"
Mustave's eyebrows raise sharply. "Why? You interested?"

"Snake wimmen's is snooty.  Wouldn't have me  a chance if'n I was.  Plus you cain't get a decent blowjob from snake wimmens lessen you immune to poison.  Y'all needs a man immune ta poison."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on January 12, 2012, 07:23:54 PM
"I can see how that would be a problem."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on January 12, 2012, 09:06:07 PM
"Wraiths are immune to poison. Right? Right? Bah!

So, do you guys wanna look for the EMU, or are we going to look for the wraiths? ...or ... both."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 12, 2012, 09:26:29 PM
"Well da pass might getcha past dem Wraiths.  Dey might wanna favor though.  You know any ghost wimmens?  Hard to meet good monstah wimmens round here."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on January 12, 2012, 09:51:53 PM
"..." Bartholomeow ponders the absurdity of a wraith and a medusa hooking up. Then again, it's not the craziest thing he's considered since arriving in this place.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 12, 2012, 10:01:29 PM
you feel a tugging on your leg and look down to see Truffles

"oink"

he looks down a side hallway, walks towards it and looks back at you

"oink oink oink"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on January 13, 2012, 02:48:04 AM
Ehm... Cusic, are you by any chance familiar with the concept of animal imprinting? Bill's brain is working in high gear, trying to figure out how to break these sad, but also rather entertaining, news.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on January 13, 2012, 02:50:19 AM
"We do happen to know a few ghost women. Regardless, is thta pass good for only one, or is it good for the group, since we were hired as a group to find her a husband.

Tell me, are zombies in danger of being poisoned?" A smirk appears... kind of like when he smiles right before going samurai-apeshit-murder on something. You get the impression he has a plan.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on January 13, 2012, 06:48:03 AM
"Whuh? no." poke poke. "its so squidgy!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on January 13, 2012, 08:11:57 AM
You know any ghost wimmens?  Hard to meet good monstah wimmens round here."
Mustave opens his mouth and then closes it again for a second. "...No."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on January 13, 2012, 10:34:00 AM
Bartholomeow follows its familiar, "What is it, Truffles?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 13, 2012, 03:43:18 PM
"We do happen to know a few ghost women. Regardless, is thta pass good for only one, or is it good for the group, since we were hired as a group to find her a husband.

Tell me, are zombies in danger of being poisoned?" A smirk appears... kind of like when he smiles right before going samurai-apeshit-murder on something. You get the impression he has a plan.

"Yeh it'll work fer one long as dat one can prove they're part of your group.  If not mention you know hot ghost wimmens.  Might get teh Wights to cut you some slack."

"Dusa's are finicky  ZOmbies would be out.  Just sayin'."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 13, 2012, 03:44:08 PM
"Whuh? no." poke poke. "its so squidgy!"

It bleats again.  Obviously it is quite hungry.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 13, 2012, 03:45:11 PM
Bartholomeow follows its familiar, "What is it, Truffles?"

SPot checks from group to notice Truffles leading Bartholomeow down a side passage by himself.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on January 13, 2012, 03:52:41 PM
A crackle of lightning appears inside of Bigsley as Kintal licks his lips.  "This new animal looks delicious.  Can I keep him?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on January 13, 2012, 06:15:50 PM
"Whuh? no." poke poke. "its so squidgy!"

It bleats again.  Obviously it is quite hungry.
Well, then I'm going to say this without complicating it. I'm quite sure he's decided that you've adopted him. And it also seems that he thinks it's time to eat. You're a mother, congratulations. There is not a single trace of sarcasm in Bill's voice, his regards seems to be most sincere.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on January 13, 2012, 08:10:10 PM
"But I don't have any food... I forgot to bring some even for me"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on January 13, 2012, 09:29:19 PM
SPot checks from group to notice Truffles leading Bartholomeow down a side passage by himself.

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on January 13, 2012, 10:07:40 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on January 13, 2012, 11:37:12 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on January 14, 2012, 04:38:56 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on January 14, 2012, 05:06:33 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 14, 2012, 06:05:15 PM
sir shadow

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on January 14, 2012, 08:44:22 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on January 15, 2012, 12:59:12 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on January 15, 2012, 05:21:36 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 17, 2012, 01:34:34 AM
Those of you wif 15 or better

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on January 17, 2012, 08:04:10 AM
"Hey, Bart! Where are you goin?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on January 17, 2012, 05:23:18 PM
"The piggy leads, and I must follow."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 17, 2012, 07:38:16 PM
"Hey I tink that pig maht be ded!"

bart

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on January 17, 2012, 09:33:10 PM
"Hey, guys? Maybe we should see what he's up to."

Mustave hurries toward the corner to catch up, but doesn't go around until he knows that others are following.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on January 18, 2012, 12:05:57 AM
"The pig is a long story..." Bowing and thanking the creatures, Zach quickly follows after Bart and the pig. His mask shines brilliantly, and he smiles under it's feathered covers.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 18, 2012, 03:07:19 AM
Those of you with decent ranged dark vision or low light vision

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on January 18, 2012, 10:14:09 AM
Teo follows Mustave.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on January 18, 2012, 12:41:09 PM
Bigsley follows suit, then attempts to see what the something is. With everyone crowding before it, this turns out to be more difficult than he had anticipated.

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 18, 2012, 04:28:03 PM
so which lucky party member is approaching the mass first  :D
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on January 18, 2012, 05:07:47 PM
Kintal goes wherever Bigsley does.  :p
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on January 18, 2012, 05:39:24 PM
Cusic being faster than most and completely fearless runs towards the mass, it was dark but she could see well enough and could hopefully make out what it is.



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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on January 18, 2012, 11:42:50 PM
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Zach follows Cusic, getting incredibly close before in his dim glow he realizes what Cusic was charging towards. "Ah.... this is a good sign..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 18, 2012, 11:59:00 PM
Cusic being faster than most and completely fearless runs towards the mass, it was dark but she could see well enough and could hopefully make out what it is.



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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on January 19, 2012, 03:30:21 AM
Bill follows the group in his own pace What have you found?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on January 19, 2012, 03:32:42 AM
Cusic gets there and is less exited... "Ewww"  She turns to the rest of the group as they follow. "Dead thing, and not a nice dead thing." She holds her nose with one hand and is flailing madly in an attempt to waft the smell away with the other.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on January 19, 2012, 02:32:00 PM
"Oh, good. Yet another benefit of not having a nose anymore."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 19, 2012, 03:29:39 PM
one of the maggots rears up and in a tiny voice you hear "Hey look boys, fresh meat."

There is a chorus of tiny giggles
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on January 19, 2012, 07:06:13 PM
"Oh, splendid. They talk.

You wouldn't mind telling us how your current meal was killed, would you?" Zach looks around the cavern, as far as his light will shine and let him see. He checks above as well as to the sides, knowing better than to trust his sensibilities of things not being above him. "Bob, any idea where we are?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 19, 2012, 10:25:28 PM
"Oh, splendid. They talk.

You wouldn't mind telling us how your current meal was killed, would you?" Zach looks around the cavern, as far as his light will shine and let him see. He checks above as well as to the sides, knowing better than to trust his sensibilities of things not being above him. "Bob, any idea where we are?"

"We killed him.   AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"


Bob: "Offhand I'd say we accidentally descended into some sort of Hell.  We're also a few hundred feet downwind of the union office."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on January 19, 2012, 10:40:33 PM
Ceusharath begins summoning an astral construct, though concealing the visible signs of manifestation. Should he near the end without incident, he'll let the magic fade and start over. This way, should the maggots be hostile, the construct will be ready quickly.
Be on guard, I wouldn't be surprised if they're hostile. (Telepathy to all Friendlies)
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on January 20, 2012, 12:42:15 AM
Bartholomeow isn't amused by the maggots. Can he tell what kind of creature it was before it died?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on January 20, 2012, 03:59:29 AM
Bill seems obviously confused by the maggots; the sadism in the voice of the talking one is obviously grinding his gears, but for this world it might just be another case of a predator catching a prey. He heeds Ceus warning however, and keeps his guard up.

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 20, 2012, 04:05:34 AM
Bartholomeow isn't amused by the maggots. Can he tell what kind of creature it was before it died?

Humanoid
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 20, 2012, 04:06:14 AM
Bill seems obviously confused by the maggots; the sadism in the voice of the talking one is obviously grinding his gears, but for this world it might just be another case of a predator catching a prey. He heeds Ceus warning however, and keeps his guard up.

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 20, 2012, 04:07:18 AM
"Soo.. what are you potential future dinners doing down here?  You gonna eat that baby hippo?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on January 20, 2012, 04:16:10 AM
"Actually, no. We're having an increasingly difficult time looking for a zombie who wishes to gain power on the surface. I don't suppose you'd know where he is?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 20, 2012, 07:25:37 PM
*noms* "You mean that new asshole trying to raise all the corpses and ruin our food?  Yeah we know him.  You here to kill that asshole we'll reconsider eating you."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on January 20, 2012, 11:39:56 PM
"Tell us where he is, and we might do you the favor."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 21, 2012, 03:28:15 AM
*noms* "Go back down to the main corridor, turn right, and go straight till you enter Wight City.  If you can convince them not to eat your soul, they may let you pass into the Union Hall.   You wanna take this Necromancer's scrolls with you?  We can't eat them or get rid of them and we don't want anyone else down here animating our food."


You'd almost swear Truffles is giving Bartholomeow a thumbs up expression.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on January 21, 2012, 06:13:08 AM
"Yes. Yes I will take them off your hands, you poor sweet maggots." Bartholomeow will do so if permitted.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on January 21, 2012, 12:46:35 PM
"Wight city eh? This should be fun. And by fun I mean terrifying."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: konnerthefirst on January 21, 2012, 03:16:40 PM
" Well guys What the Wo... nevermind" Joseph says
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 21, 2012, 04:16:23 PM
The maggots part the way allowing Bartholomeow access to a scroll case before giving slightly more detailed instructions while Bob furiously updates some of the maps. 

Bob: "So uh....what are we doing with the animal?  We taking it with us to ghost city?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on January 21, 2012, 04:24:06 PM
"OF COURSE I'M GOING TO GHOST CITY!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on January 21, 2012, 04:27:03 PM
Bob: "So uh....what are we doing with the animal?  We taking it with us to ghost city?"
I really don't think that's a good idea. But it's up to Mummy. Bill turns to Cusic; you could swear that he would have smiled slightly, had he had lips.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on January 21, 2012, 05:33:30 PM
Bartholomeow looks through the scroll case to see what he just inherited from his fellow necromancer. Perhaps ones the maggots were done, he'd use the bones for... something else.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on January 21, 2012, 05:48:29 PM
Cusic hurredly picks it up. "MINE!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 21, 2012, 07:06:08 PM
Cusic hurredly picks it up. "MINE!"

what uh...what is your strength score?

lols
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 21, 2012, 07:07:48 PM
Bartholomeow looks through the scroll case to see what he just inherited from his fellow necromancer. Perhaps ones the maggots were done, he'd use the bones for... something else.

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on January 21, 2012, 07:46:19 PM
Cusic hurredly picks it up. "MINE!"

what uh...what is your strength score?

lols

... 13, apparently can lift 300lbs off the ground
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 22, 2012, 12:31:43 AM
Cusic hurredly picks it up. "MINE!"

what uh...what is your strength score?

lols

... 13, apparently can lift 300lbs off the ground


ok your good  :tongue

wis check from sir shadow
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on January 22, 2012, 12:43:16 AM
"Feh, Necromancers... not an imaginative bone in their body. Must be why they're always so preoccupied with other people's bones. A strange lot, they are. Oh, and the smell..."

Bigsley grumbles about Necromancers for a little while.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on January 22, 2012, 01:10:56 PM
(( I think she's picking up the baby hippo, not the body or scroll case. ))

1d20=6 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3340172/)
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 22, 2012, 04:08:23 PM
(( I think she's picking up the baby hippo, not the body or scroll case. ))

1d20=6 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3340172/)

Roll wasn't for that  :p


You guys heading for the Wights?  And if so is the hippo tagging along and whose up front?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on January 22, 2012, 04:20:41 PM
"Um.. I think it would be best if we left the Hippo here. As much as I love watching wraiths suck the life out of small animals-- I mean, I don't, this is entirely sarcastic-- it would probably be best if we had the baby thing returned to our base..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on January 22, 2012, 04:21:35 PM
 :bigeyes
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on January 22, 2012, 04:55:58 PM
:bigeyes
Bill stands on the top of his toes and pats Cusic's arm slightly. He'll be out of harms way and you could get him that food we were talking about earlier. Babies need a lot of food and rest-
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 22, 2012, 07:52:20 PM
Bob: "Well in theory, if the pass works they'll let us through no problem, pets included.  If it doesn't...well they'll be targeting us intelligent beings who can fight back because we have magic, so he may actually have a decent chance of escape..."

the hippo gives you the big blue eye look  :bigeyes
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on January 22, 2012, 09:07:32 PM
I feel that splitting the group would be a far worse idea than allowing the hippo to follow us.through the wraiths. I'm sure an astral construct or two would be more than sufficient to deal with them.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on January 22, 2012, 09:43:04 PM
"If the need arises, I can hide the young animal in my chest. It seems to be all I'm good for these days." Bigsley then bang on his chest cavity, which probably rings a bit louder for Kintal than he'd like.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on January 22, 2012, 10:30:21 PM
Kintal yowls.  "Occupied!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on January 23, 2012, 02:59:55 AM
"So, our plan is to walk openly into the enemies position, surrounded by powerful foes, find the single target, and strike it down while surrounded by said powerful foes and the heavens know what else? I do not entirely dislike this plan...

I'm in, for whatever good I might do."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 23, 2012, 03:00:42 AM
Nervous Bob leads you quietly down the long tunnel until it widens into a clearing.  Standing guard is the following:

http://www.beyondhollywood.com/uploads/2008/05/night-of-blind-dead-movie.jpg

They do not move or otherwise acknowledge your presence.

Bob immediately retreats behind Joseph and begins nudging him.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on January 23, 2012, 03:20:16 AM
Zach shifts his mask to more clearly see through the eyeholes. "THAT is a wraith?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on January 23, 2012, 04:59:44 AM
Kintal makes ghost noises inside of Bigsley.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on January 23, 2012, 06:08:53 PM
"They seem a bit short for wraiths. Perhaps I'm just remembering them improperly." Bigsley seems to be forgetting the fact that he's several feet taller than he used to be.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 23, 2012, 07:12:34 PM
They still appear quite unresponsive, Truffles begins quietly sniffing the ground and meandering towards them...
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on January 24, 2012, 08:39:06 AM
"I bet I could still blind them, but I'm thinking I might not have to..."

Bhu: do they appear solid or incorporeal?

"These guys don't seem too bad. Maybe they got a bad rap."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on January 24, 2012, 12:16:33 PM
"They're just standing guard. This makes sense; the most professional and deadly samurai I knew would act the same.

Let's just take out our pass and progress peacefully. Though keep that idea in your pocket, Mustave."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on January 24, 2012, 01:02:35 PM
Ceus will use his mindsight to look for the wraiths while Moving forward with the pass visible.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 24, 2012, 05:58:43 PM
"I bet I could still blind them, but I'm thinking I might not have to..."

Bhu: do they appear solid or incorporeal?

"These guys don't seem too bad. Maybe they got a bad rap."

they appear solid
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 24, 2012, 06:04:24 PM
"They're just standing guard. This makes sense; the most professional and deadly samurai I knew would act the same.

Let's just take out our pass and progress peacefully. Though keep that idea in your pocket, Mustave."

You holding the pass up or mentioning it out loud or just walking through?

Truffles edges ever closer
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on January 24, 2012, 08:31:16 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on January 24, 2012, 10:58:52 PM
"Hmm..." Bigsley rumbles low, following the procession, but keeps his gaze on the sentries. They didn't seem to be wraiths given their solidity, and wights might even be out of the question given the appearance, but it had been a long time since Bigsley had come face to face with a wight.

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 24, 2012, 11:06:48 PM
Swords are drawn as Ceushareth moves closer.  They appear to be reading the pass it's hard to say since they have no eyes in their sockets.  Truffles saunters merrily past.   He pauses on the other side.  Swords are sheathed.  They stand there motionless.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on January 24, 2012, 11:42:01 PM
Zach inches closer and closer, only stopping if they redraw, or if he's five feet past.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 25, 2012, 12:23:15 AM
You reach 5' past.  Truffles looks ambivalent.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on January 25, 2012, 12:43:37 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 25, 2012, 12:54:15 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on January 25, 2012, 06:27:38 AM
Mustave follows the rest.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on January 25, 2012, 10:03:56 AM
Teo follows the group while acting natural.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on January 25, 2012, 04:47:20 PM
Bill moves past as well, he is obviously not all that comfortable with the situation
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 25, 2012, 06:14:56 PM
All is well until Bartholomeow walks past.  When he reaches the guardians one reaches out and puts a hand on his shoulder.  They both look at you.

...you...may not...pass...


the hippo freaks out
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on January 25, 2012, 06:20:18 PM
"Why not?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 25, 2012, 06:37:27 PM
...it is...forbidden...
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on January 25, 2012, 06:56:36 PM
Cusic is desperately trying to hold on to a panicked hippo. It is not going well.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on January 25, 2012, 08:13:27 PM
"What is forbidden? Could you actually explain why he won't be let through?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 25, 2012, 08:30:24 PM
...his kind...are not allowed...if you...had not...had the pass...he would... be dead now....
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on January 25, 2012, 08:43:32 PM
"What do you mean 'his kind'?"

Telepathy to allies I'm thinking we make it seem like Bart is leaving, then I teleport them forward in time, so Bart has a chance to sneak through.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 25, 2012, 08:52:52 PM
...is it not...obvious...

swords are re-drawn but they make no move so long as Bartholomeow stays back

sense motive checks y'all
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on January 25, 2012, 08:59:49 PM
"Not really."

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on January 25, 2012, 09:02:16 PM
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"What? Is he too young? This is not exactly a brothel... or is it? I should have known that 'Wight City' would be some sort of euphemism. Feh, the youth these days! Why, in my day..." Bigsley is lost in his rant, unable to fully perceive the creatures' intentions.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 25, 2012, 09:11:53 PM
"Not really."

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 25, 2012, 09:12:29 PM
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"What? Is he too young? This is not exactly a brothel... or is it? I should have known that 'Wight City' would be some sort of euphemism. Feh, the youth these days! Why, in my day..." Bigsley is lost in his rant, unable to fully perceive the creatures' intentions.

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on January 26, 2012, 03:59:46 AM
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Zach looks momentarily surprised. He thinks to himself, 'If these guards can recognize whatever it is that offends them by sight, I dare say it is too much of a risk. I can always stay behind, as my skills seem least useful here.'
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on January 26, 2012, 07:56:23 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on January 26, 2012, 09:57:54 AM
Bartholomeow raises his hands, "Y'know, I kinda expected this to go two ways. Either they'd love me or they'd hate me." He regards the hand on his shoulder with a raised brow, "May I speak with one of you in private?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 26, 2012, 01:40:19 PM
....we...do not...leave this door...
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on January 26, 2012, 03:57:14 PM
Bill tilts his head and observes
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on January 26, 2012, 05:32:41 PM
The corner of Bartholomeow's mouth twitches, "Well do you have a supervisory manager or something?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 26, 2012, 07:08:43 PM
The corner of Bartholomeow's mouth twitches, "Well do you have a supervisory manager or something?"

...you...will meet him...soon...
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 26, 2012, 07:09:13 PM
Bill tilts his head and observes
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on January 26, 2012, 09:46:52 PM
"Is there any chance this supervisor is going to arrive shortly? I do believe we have got a schedule to keep, and the boy just can't be left alone unsupervised. Perchance, is there any way the lad will be able to enter with us?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 26, 2012, 10:03:38 PM
http://my.ddo.com/vikkus/wp-content/blogs.dir/118344/files/undead/wraith-3.jpg

I do not come at the beck and call of others Golem.  They come at mine.  Why are you at my door?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on January 26, 2012, 11:29:48 PM
"Business, purely. We're seeking a mate for a particularly troubled client of a minion's guild. During our investigation into the matter, we determined a peculiar zombie to be of interest. We came hoping to locate this zombie, who is supposedly in this underground city, though one of our members is apparently not wanted. When we asked if there was a way he might gain lawful entry, I'm afraid it was you who were summoned.

I presume you are a wraith; if you are indeed, I have not yet met one of your kind, and admittedly I had been excitedly curious after hearing about you. I am Zachary Magen the Ronin, shadowed one. Though it is a pleasure, I regret that we had to meet under such irritating circumstances. In the shared interest of professional expedience, how might we settle this issue?" Zachary's speech is precise and clear, though comes off less perfectly natural than he would have liked, and certain words chosen could have been more elegantly placed. Still, he keeps the shining mask on and bows his head, not raising it until addressed.

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 27, 2012, 12:22:41 AM
"He has been stopped because he is a Necromancer, and they are not allowed within the bounds of my city.  He also carries a scroll case accursed to my kind from a Necromancer the Guild helped us put down.  Had we not owed them a favor I would likely not be allowing any of you passage and you would all be undead yourselves."


"The zombie you speak of is known to me.  He is an abomination created by Necromancy and violates the natural order.  True undead are not brought about by spellcraft.  Why do you carry the animal with you?  It can only serve to slow you down, and will run wild with fear on entering my domains.  It would seem odd that both were placed in your path on the way to my door..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on January 27, 2012, 12:54:57 AM
Zach keeps his head bowed, eyes cast down. "I am as perplexed, though perhaps it is my past home not preparing me for this world.

"In any case, it seems as though the zombie in question is a problem for you. As it turns out, our business would necessitate he no longer remain down here. Indeed, the..... necromancer...... is here to assist in his removal. That is his sole purpose here. My word as a samurai is gone, now that i am ronin, but perhaps an oath upon my blade that our only interest - and our only course of action - would be to remove the abomination would allow his passage? Our work is expedited should he be present.

"The animal..... well, apparently one of our members has taken to caring for it..." At this he turns to the others in the group. "If keeping it still is an issue, perhaps it should remain out here. Can we contain it in Bigsby for now? Kintal, it would make things easier."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on January 27, 2012, 12:59:55 AM
Kintal grumbles.  "Oh fine, I'll get out then."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 27, 2012, 01:56:53 AM
"The scroll case you came by...in what conditions did you find it upon the owner."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on January 27, 2012, 01:10:02 PM
"The owner was dead and being devoured by sentient maggots. They offered up the scroll case as it is inedible." Bartholomeow gives the exalted wraith a look, one of mixed interest and slightly reserved annoyance. "Your lordship, accursed or not, I have no interest in your city. Would it be possible to just chat a moment with you? There are... extenuating circumstances involving my presence here..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on January 27, 2012, 01:28:11 PM
"I vote for-zombeh slaying."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 27, 2012, 08:31:13 PM
"The owner was dead and being devoured by sentient maggots. They offered up the scroll case as it is inedible." Bartholomeow gives the exalted wraith a look, one of mixed interest and slightly reserved annoyance. "Your lordship, accursed or not, I have no interest in your city. Would it be possible to just chat a moment with you? There are... extenuating circumstances involving my presence here..."

"I quite imagine there are.  It would also seem you were anticipated given your current condition."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on January 27, 2012, 08:43:57 PM
"Anticipated? I'm not entirely sure I know what you mean... are you saying I was meant to come upon these scrolls?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 27, 2012, 10:04:25 PM
"You are looking for someone whose former employer was a specialist in necromancy and divination.  Placed where you will find it is an object of necromantic power we recognize because we had it's owner killed, and would happily do so again.   There also happens to be an orphaned animal and you have at least one ... soft-hearted one among you.  An orphaned animal that would be a liability if you were to engage in tunnel fighting.  That would announce your presence due to calling out in fear and slow you down while you tried to calm it."

"I'm saying it looks like someone has researched you a little and has found a subtle way to place obstacles in your way."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on January 28, 2012, 12:11:33 AM
"I already suggested we send the critter back to our base long before we reached here... But that's beside the point." Bartholomeow is annoyed his request to talk with the wraith king in private is being ignored completely. "Of all the obstacles in our way, you are fully capable of choosing to not be an obstacle. Our goals would serve you as well as us."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on January 28, 2012, 12:45:27 AM
"It would not be a surprise if this were the acts of said zombie. We were the cause of his creator's downfall; he no doubt seeks to remove us as a threat to him.

Would it be possible and mutually preferable if we removed him as an annoyance and growing issue?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 28, 2012, 01:23:06 AM
there is a muffled bleat from within Bigsley's body and some mild shaking as the hippo begins to lose it

"It would.  But I cannot allow a Necromancer to move through the city.  We can offer you an alternate route if you would like.  It would not leave much time for speaking though."

looks meaningfully at Bartholomeow

"I cant help but notice your pig is dead."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on January 28, 2012, 06:18:55 AM
"Undead. I think there is a goddess that would very much protest the difference, which is also something that greatly confuses me." Bartholomeow rubs his forehead. "Is this alternate route... dangerous?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 28, 2012, 03:37:47 PM
"Depends on whether or not you trust me to simply teleport you to the other side of my city.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on January 28, 2012, 05:08:44 PM
"As you are in charge of this city, I do not believe you would be dishonest. Your guards have already stated that unless there was already an iota of good will between you and the Guild, I would already be dead, and if you wanted to kill me, I'm fairly certain you could. So, in short, I suppose, yes, I trust you to teleportly safely to the other side if you give me your word I won't be harmed."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 28, 2012, 06:57:51 PM
"As you are in charge of this city, I do not believe you would be dishonest. Your guards have already stated that unless there was already an iota of good will between you and the Guild, I would already be dead, and if you wanted to kill me, I'm fairly certain you could. So, in short, I suppose, yes, I trust you to teleportly safely to the other side if you give me your word I won't be harmed."

"How refreshing naive of you, what with you being a Necromancer and all.  I may just have to call on you one day to play chess.  Do the rest of you agree?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on January 28, 2012, 07:39:48 PM
"I agree, and accept."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on January 28, 2012, 11:26:08 PM
"I don't see what being a necromancer has to do with being able to trust someone-- albeit forcibly-- but whatever. I can't leave this group of individuals due to certain circumstances so I'll just have to trust in the gods if I can't trust in you."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 28, 2012, 11:47:59 PM
"Well then half of you join hands with me.  I'll return for the rest."

who's up first?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on January 28, 2012, 11:53:27 PM
Bartholomeow will go when Zack goes.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on January 29, 2012, 03:42:28 AM
And Zach will of course blaze the way. If nothing else, should something on the other side try and eat them, he'll do his damndest to screw up their ability to chew.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on January 29, 2012, 01:06:51 PM
Being so Large, Bigsley counts as two people, so he will probably end up waiting for the second group.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on January 29, 2012, 01:16:57 PM
"I'll go, this couldn't possibly go wrong!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 29, 2012, 03:34:15 PM
just 2 more
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on January 29, 2012, 04:26:48 PM
I'll go.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on January 29, 2012, 09:02:41 PM
Mustave suddenly stands upright, as if hearing people agreeing to stuff suddenly caught his attention.

"Ooh! Pick me! Wait. What are we doing?"

He looks over to Zach, since he was the one who first talked to the wraith... right around the time his mind started to wander.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 30, 2012, 01:09:38 AM
As you all link hands there is an explosion and those of you remaining behind see them disappear.

Those of you with linked hands here a loud bang and see reality slowly fade back in.  Your still in a sewer but there's a receptionists desk setting in front of a locked door staffed by a portly breasted horned demonoid woman sanding her nails.


"You always gotta make such an entrance your highness?"

there is another explosion as he teleports back.

"Just in case you mortals got any funny ideas my asshole is a portal to Hell.  Don't fuck with me."

Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on January 30, 2012, 04:06:35 AM
"Not at all, ma'am. We are here on business."

Zach looks himself up and down; his first time teleporting made him curious about it. "Well, we seem to be alright, if indeed we are still mortal, and therefore alive, correct?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on January 30, 2012, 07:08:42 AM
"Just in case you mortals got any funny ideas my asshole is a portal to Hell.  Don't fuck with me."
Mustave opens his mouth, and in a rare display of self control, shuts it.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on January 30, 2012, 09:59:57 AM
"Still breathing."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 30, 2012, 06:09:04 PM
"State your business."

Back at the guard station the rest of you hear a rumbling and when you turn notice a small horde charging towards you screaming "burn the interlopers".

There is an explosion as the wraith reappears.

"Quickly now, join hands so I can return and take care of this."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on January 30, 2012, 06:11:54 PM
Bigsley joins hands, internally lamenting no longer being able to turn a horde of charging maniacs against each other with magic.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on January 30, 2012, 06:51:55 PM
Kintal joins paws.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on January 30, 2012, 07:07:50 PM
"We are seeking an unusual zombie who is currently roaming free and working on a takeover of a surface guild. The wraith that brought us here seems to think we should be near it now. Said wraith has left to bring the rest of our party.

I'm a bit confused as to where said wraith has brought us, though."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 30, 2012, 07:49:35 PM
"He's brought you to the front door of the Evil Minions Union.  We're still underground.  I don't believe the zombie you speak of is making a hostile takeover so much as running for public office.  It's always a mudslinger.  Are any of you members?  Cause if you aren't members or aren't here on official business you have to go back the way you came."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on January 30, 2012, 08:59:01 PM
"We actually have other business to attend to here, and we have a pass-document..." Zach nods to Ceus. "A certain woman is having a hard time looking for a mate... Our jobs are many..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 30, 2012, 10:29:31 PM
"AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Clarice is still looking for a husband?  I guess I should admire the persistence.   The pass gets you in, I'd be careful if you don't know the rules though.  Here's a map for newbs, it'll detail where you can find an arbiter should you have any problems.  I suppose it goes without saying no fighting on Union property."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on January 31, 2012, 10:04:53 AM
"Could you tell us some of the rules?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on January 31, 2012, 01:03:37 PM
"Yeah, I'm pretty bad about this stuff, normally."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 31, 2012, 04:33:51 PM
There is a loud explosion as the rest of your crew arrives.


"I'd love to stay but I must take care of a little problem.  Lilith, one of your people may have violated the truce.  If he doesn't want outright warfare, put him in his fucking place, and do it quick."

Cue explosion number 2

"Maybe I'd just better get you people an arbiter now..."

She pops a crystal ball up on the table and says a few words.

"Azazel?  You listening?"

"Oh for fucks sake Lilith it's my day off!"

"We got troubles at the front door.  I feel it may lie in your area of expertise, or at the very least you can keep it from snowballing into war with the Wraith King."

"On my way."


10 minutes later the following walks through the door

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/277/d/5/demon_lawyer_by_blastshieldbuddy-d3030gc.jpg

"Oh I just know you lot are going to be fun.  So what is it you'd like from the Evil Minions Union."

Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on January 31, 2012, 05:43:15 PM
Kintal looks intruiged.  "Is there an Evil Bosses Union?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on January 31, 2012, 08:27:20 PM
Kintal looks intruiged.  "Is there an Evil Bosses Union?"

"Employers don't need to unionize."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on January 31, 2012, 08:38:31 PM
"Oh wow, it's a demon lawyer... I haven't seen one of those since that whole Vampire Sorority debacle back at the college..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on January 31, 2012, 10:16:51 PM
"Some sort of club then?  What's the best way to officially talk with your union?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 01, 2012, 02:18:34 AM
"Through an arbiter like myself, especially since it's time for elections.  So as I asked before what is your purpose here.  Your actual purpose not whatever story you're using to bullshit your way through the door."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on February 01, 2012, 03:11:09 AM
"We're here to kill a zombie who has caused us no small trouble, and seems to be causing more down here. That is our purpose. Oh, and we also happen to be looking for a husband, to marry and sexually fulfill a distressed client of ours."

To the rest of the group, Zach adds, "What? Does anyone else find it odd that our real reason has gotten us much farther than the half-truths? I mean honestly, if giving him to Clarice would get him killed in the process, I'd happily go that route, but I desire to finish both of these damned jobs and move onto some new tasks. My skills at killing aren't improving much with these issues."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on February 01, 2012, 03:47:37 AM
Specifically, we intend to challenge the zombie over it's two attempts to kill us. Preferably before he get's a large group of cronies who could do it for him.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on February 01, 2012, 10:05:11 AM
"Our journey towards the completion of this task has been quite entertaining."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on February 01, 2012, 10:26:09 AM
"Yeah, we get kinda side-tracked, don't we?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 01, 2012, 12:02:15 PM
"And this zombies name would be?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on February 01, 2012, 02:04:33 PM
"I recently became a co-inhibitor of my body with a demon so I'm investigating this regulated evil schtick.  I'm also with these guys and the zombie thing."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on February 01, 2012, 05:51:05 PM
"Name we might not have. All we know is he is quite proficient in unarmed combat, and seems to have a huge sum of items and money gained from his master. We know he has been trying to run for presidency of the union, if that helps."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 01, 2012, 07:31:12 PM
"Yes.  Yes it does.  Give me a moment to consult with my colleagues and I'll be back."


the receptionist goes back to filing her nails

"So why ain't one'a you pumpin' Clarice?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on February 01, 2012, 07:45:42 PM
"Actually, I'm not quite clear on that myself. There seems to be some issue with lethality, but knowing nothing of her kind, I can only assume tying her snakes back isn't the solution."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on February 01, 2012, 08:28:23 PM
"Snake women aren't my style, especially since this is my preferred form."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on February 01, 2012, 10:17:08 PM
"I'd be open to an occasional fling, if I thought I could live through it, but I'm not ready to settle down yet. I think she wants a husband."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on February 02, 2012, 12:12:40 AM
Bartholomeow, who in all respects appears to be a teenager, shrugs, "Too old for me."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 02, 2012, 01:35:25 AM
t's at this point the captive in Bigsley's chest lets out  a loud cry.

"What the fuck was that?  Are you smugglers?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on February 02, 2012, 02:05:52 AM
"No, it's an adopted pet of sorts. Damned thing was quite upset around the wraith, so we put it in there, hoping to keep it calmer and contained. It doesn't seem to be making it happier though..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 02, 2012, 06:48:09 PM
"It's not gonna start crapping in fear is it?  Animals have that habit..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on February 02, 2012, 07:21:03 PM
Kintal scowls.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 02, 2012, 08:09:17 PM
Kintal scowls.

"You aren't an animal dear, lets not be fussy."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on February 02, 2012, 08:13:30 PM
Giving a catlike shrug Kintal responds, "Fair enough."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on February 02, 2012, 10:32:35 PM
Bartholomeow just crosses his arms and shakes his head.

In Purr:
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on February 02, 2012, 10:55:15 PM
Purr
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 02, 2012, 11:27:43 PM
Azazel reappears

"All right you lot.  Follow me, be quiet, let me do the talking."

He hands Cusic a leash and collar.

"This is for your new friend.  It will be best to remove him from the GOlem and have him in plain sight."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on February 02, 2012, 11:33:08 PM
Zach responds quickly, glad to have some form of commanding presence again.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on February 03, 2012, 12:26:24 AM
Bigsley opens up his chest plate and removes the baby hippo, holding it so the leash can be affixed.

"I'm not just some blasted mindless Golem, I'll have you know! I was an almost semi-respected wizard, once! I'm sure the likes of you don't care about that, though. We fogeys never get any of the respect we deserve. Hmph."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 03, 2012, 12:56:26 AM
"My apologies.  I'll have to ask how you escaped death into that mechanical body someday.  Follow me then everyone."

The doors open into a bustling marketplace of shops and stalls frequented by races oft frowned upon.  The people in the street turn to look upon you until fire shoots from Azazel's eyes and they go back to their own business.  He leads you to a comparatively large building, plain in demeanor, bearing the legend "Azazel, Samael, and Michael".

Inside it is somewhat obviously larger than the outside with rich furnishings.

"Would any of you care for a glass of wine?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on February 03, 2012, 02:57:52 AM
"I will accept graciously as a guest.

This is quite an interesting structure. I'm curious as to the architectural techniques."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on February 03, 2012, 07:54:16 AM
"Wine? Sure!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 03, 2012, 02:12:24 PM
http://www.cec-waterjet.com/featured-project/shanghai-grand-foyer/china-foyer-floor.jpg

"I am unsure of the exact style.  There are still many alien influences in this realm I do not comprehend, though the method of installing the tesseract is common to both fiends and angels.  The wine is surprisingly tasty for being made by a local Dretch named 'Goober.'  Normally I wouldnt have anything to do with it but it turns out he is an absolute master of his craft."

"Now then, the nameless zombie you are looking for has many names, but is currently running for the Union presidency under the nom du guerre 'The Brain'.  Here's an example of his propaganda."


Tired of voting for people who make foolish decisions based on emotion?  Tired of officials becoming corrupted by those who cater to their moist, fleshy needs?  VOTE UNDEAD! All we care about is success.


"Obviously he is catering to the lowest common denominator, but then so are most of the candidates."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on February 03, 2012, 02:16:13 PM
Bartholomeow takes the pamphlet and gives it a look-over, "Well, this is interesting. But surely the... people know that sentient undead have their own corrupting influences and vices... How is this 'Brain' doing in the test polls?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 03, 2012, 10:23:08 PM
"Given the sudden scandals enveloping his competitors, quite well.  But then his former masters were well known for their divinatory abilities.  Good enough to have realized your presence in the sewers, and now here.  How is Benny by the way?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on February 05, 2012, 01:48:38 PM
Kintal shrugs.  "He's doing well enough to bond my soul with a demon."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on February 05, 2012, 01:51:53 PM
"I am unfamiliar with this zombie, but he seems more intelligent than the ones I dealt with in my youth. It's a dangerous combination already, and adding an extensive knowledge of martial arts is like adding fuel to the flame. Add a whole league of minions under his dominion, and we will have a wildfire on our hands."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on February 05, 2012, 02:34:22 PM
Bill politely declines the wine and joins the conversation by turning to Bigsley His powers in battle are not that ferocious, Joseph alone has sent him running. Wait; that didn't come out right. No offence meant, mate. Bill turns to Joseph and then back to Bigsley What I'm trying to say is that we should fear his intelligence and ambition more than anything else.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 05, 2012, 05:51:07 PM
Kintal shrugs.  "He's doing well enough to bond my soul with a demon."

"I had thought something seemed familiar about you.  I see one of you has a young Dwarf Hippo, would you like some food for it?  However did you come by such an animal here?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on February 07, 2012, 12:51:22 AM
"The meat pa-- I mean, cute critter was found in the sewers."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 07, 2012, 08:03:21 PM
"So do any of you have a soft spot for cute things?"

*looks directly at Cusic*
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on February 07, 2012, 08:26:49 PM
 :bigeyes
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 08, 2012, 12:36:22 AM
"I'll take that as a yes.  So a small defenseless animal was left in your path when your band of merry adventurers includes a lover of small cute animals, and a Druid.  While you were on your way to confront an enemy.   An enemy with access to Divination.  Seems more than coincidental.  Might you have encountred anything else?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on February 08, 2012, 01:32:02 AM
"Umm... some ewwie worms and then the dead guys..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on February 08, 2012, 01:49:59 AM
"A trio of large... beings..... they were human shaped, but very large and heavy looking."

Turning to Bartholomeow, he asks in a hushed tone, "Divination?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on February 08, 2012, 03:05:32 AM
@ Flay
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on February 08, 2012, 08:14:48 AM
"The big guys were somewhat helpful."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on February 08, 2012, 10:04:45 AM
"Or at least not directly interfering."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on February 08, 2012, 11:12:02 AM
"Or at least not directly interfering."
"What's the difference?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on February 08, 2012, 04:12:45 PM
"Unless they lied, and led us towards the wraiths in an attempt to direct us away from the target. If they thought we would go charging in like we normally wind up doing, it's possible telling us the wraiths were the way was an attempt to kill us. The animal would have made travel and escape harder, and the scroll you found, Bart, would ensure you'd be targeted, and would have difficulties right from the start. If the scroll was the trigger to our execution at the hands of wraiths.... then this zombie actually is much more dangerous than we thought.

Seems like a decent political candidate, as well..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 08, 2012, 06:24:11 PM
"Might these large beings have a name?  And what scroll are you referring too?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on February 08, 2012, 08:46:34 PM
"One's might have been Jebediah, or something. They were big, had no necks, and talked all weird... sorta lahk dis. Gawdamn summabitches tahk weird."

Mustave does his best to impersonate them.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on February 08, 2012, 09:43:57 PM
"Some sort of scroll found on a necromancer's corpse. One of our own picked it up, and it helped block him from entry. Bartholomeow, what is that scroll exactly?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on February 09, 2012, 01:53:29 AM
*cough* "Well, they go over some forms of undead creation and things, perhaps even the methods the previous Dean used. As I was recently charged with studying undead by the College, I thought they could be useful..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 09, 2012, 01:17:02 PM
"Ah yes that would be the Tingie clan.  Good people.  Also, Id make sure those scrolls or the case they come in aren't cursed if I were you.  Spells giving control of the Undead are punishable by death in the Wraith Kings domain, so I'm thinking that validates the set-up theory.  If I may ask, how were you planning to go about your little mission?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on February 09, 2012, 01:39:15 PM
"Generally speaking, we were trying to find it first. Our info as to it's whereabouts was very general. Once that step was completed, there was an undefined middle step, that led to it's being brutally killed with a sword. Then profit.

"Just so we're clear, I very much hate this particular zombie."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 09, 2012, 08:13:25 PM
"Don't we all.  Does that undead pig belong to any of you?  Specifically the one devouring my secretary's ink supply?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on February 10, 2012, 08:12:20 AM
"I've seen it around before. I think it belongs to... wait. Why's it eating?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on February 10, 2012, 06:03:42 PM
"Mr. Truffles! No!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 10, 2012, 06:29:30 PM
"oink?" nomnomnomnom


"Well it's a dead pig so the ink shouldn't be any problem.  Odd eating compulsion though usually they want the living.   I'll be honest with you we aren't really sure where your zombie's really hiding out or we'd have assassinated him by now.  We represent one of the other candidates.  We're certain he's in the undercity, but not where since he apparently has scryers everywhere.  At least it seems that way.  We can keep in touch with you and let you know about official campaign appearances if you'd like, but it's be suicidal to wander about the sewers looking for him with no idea of where he is or what else is out there.  And the excuse of looking for a husband for Clarice will wear thin quick.  People have combed the ranks here mighty thoroughly, and no one wants an instant marriage.  If you can talk her into perhaps dating that might work better for her.  She's not a bad woman, and has prospects, but she needs some stress relief bad."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 12, 2012, 12:18:36 PM
The secretary pipes up "I'd take her."

"She isn't lesbian Jezebel.  We've been through this.  Anyway here's our card.  If you run into legal trouble we'll be willing to represent you for a small fee.  We can also provide information if we know it."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on February 12, 2012, 06:13:27 PM
Zachary takes the card, thanking the lawyer-horned-man. "Excellent, thank you kindly. If you ever notice the undead-abomination slip up in his defenses, let us know."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on February 12, 2012, 11:59:33 PM
"If they noticed that, they'd probably take care of him themselves."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 13, 2012, 05:01:03 PM
"You may keep the leash, you'll need it to walk your animal companion about.  I would suggest a bit more attention paid to the pig as well he might get you into trouble if anyone realizes what he is.  Good luck to you ladies and gentlemen."

WIth that you are shown the door into the' street'.  What direction do you wish to go in?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on February 13, 2012, 06:35:19 PM
Depends. Where does it look like we are?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 13, 2012, 10:58:46 PM
It looks like an underground marketplace (think the Floating Market from Neverwhere or the monsters market from Hellboy II).  Except that instead of goods what's being sold is mostly services in the form of assistants, minions, familiars, guards, etc.  You guys actually stand out as being a little normal looking.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on February 13, 2012, 11:27:39 PM
Right, either we head back now, or try to find someone for Clarice.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on February 14, 2012, 01:29:24 AM
"Our foe seems like he will require more preparation, if indeed those were improvised obstacles for us. We might as well see to our guild, clear our business with Clarice, and come back.

"So, how do we propose satisfying our client in a way which doesn't involve heavy drinking and losing a bet?" Perhaps not noticing that he stands out with his white hair, Zachary tilts his mask off his eyes and starts walking down the street, observing the shops and people he comes to.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on February 14, 2012, 08:25:42 AM
"So, how do we propose satisfying our client in a way which doesn't involve heavy drinking and losing a bet?"
"Wait. Why are we ruling that out? That seems like the easiest way.

Other than that, what else does Clarice want, aside from the obvious? Maybe the best way to hook her up with someone is to find someone who can benefit mutually; like a partnership, or something. A partnership with, creepy benefits on the side. Maybe a guy who collects statues, or something. I bet she has tons of those."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on February 14, 2012, 08:36:23 AM
Or we could find someone who's blind, perhaps. That way we'd not have any problem with appearance preferences, nor her petrification tendencies.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on February 14, 2012, 01:43:19 PM
"Ooh! Bigsley is a perfect fit! He can't be turned to stone or poisoned, I bet. Whadaya say, guy? Take one for the team?

If not, does anyone know of any other intelligent automations that might fit the bill?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on February 14, 2012, 07:01:08 PM
"I don't have sexual organs anymore, nor do most automatons. Besides, I'm sure she would prefer the company of the living. If her biological clock is ticking, she is likely seeking a mate who can, well, mate with her."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on February 14, 2012, 09:33:49 PM
"Oh. Well, shit. What's immune to being turned to stone, to poison, and can still mate?

This sounds like a really sick riddle. A blind fiend? We might find one of those down here."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on February 15, 2012, 01:06:38 AM
"Wait... just wait a second... I think you might have something! What if we were to, say, create a construct for the exact purpose of her pleasure? Surely there must be an crafter or artificer in this city up to the job. I've seen far stranger things since my coming here."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on February 15, 2012, 07:53:54 PM
"Wait... just wait a second... I think you might have something! What if we were to, say, create a construct for the exact purpose of her pleasure? Surely there must be an crafter or artificer in this city up to the job. I've seen far stranger things since my coming here."
I think it would take to long to be an effective stop gap, and she does want kids, which rules out the construct route.  That said, if memory serves, a fellow trailblazer had a magic blindfold that allowed him to see without sight. I'm sure it could be replicated, which would act as a bypass for the immune to petrification.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on February 16, 2012, 01:48:49 AM
"If that's so, then we just need someone that doesn't mind scales."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on February 16, 2012, 01:55:43 AM
"If that's so, then we just need someone that doesn't mind scales."
Given where we are, I think that has been the least of our problems all along
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on February 16, 2012, 08:06:40 AM
"Do any of us know how to make items? Failing that, maybe we could do a job for someone else who can.

Other than that, are we still looking for that zombie down here?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on February 16, 2012, 10:05:02 AM
"Hell, I'm just following you guys."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on February 16, 2012, 11:07:46 AM
"Wait. I've been following you guys! Well, Zach mostly, and I think he knows what he's doing."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 16, 2012, 03:10:04 PM
There is a loud shriek and everyone in the room turns to a piglike humanoid standng with a group of his fellows pointing at your group and doing the aforementioned shrieking:

"Ohmygawd he has a daid pig!"


"ALL HAIL THE PIG!"


Truffles looks up at Bartholomeow: "oink?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on February 16, 2012, 05:26:44 PM
Bartholomeow picks up Mr. Truffles and holds him very defensively, "What is the meaning of this, you suidaeans!?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 16, 2012, 05:32:19 PM
"The fuck did you call me?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on February 16, 2012, 07:06:10 PM
"The fuck did you call me?"
Suidaean is a highly academic term for your race, and others similar to it. There is no reason to take offense.
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 16, 2012, 09:03:09 PM
"The fuck does academic mean?"  (he doesn't seem hostile, just vulgar)
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on February 16, 2012, 10:51:51 PM
"... Pig-folk, what is all the excitement about?""
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on February 17, 2012, 07:54:18 AM
"The fuck does academic mean?"  (he doesn't seem hostile, just vulgar)
"Book-lernnen talk. He's read lots of em."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 17, 2012, 01:14:13 PM
"ALL HAIL THE PIG!"

"Seriously you have no idea what he is do you?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on February 18, 2012, 02:38:25 AM
"I have a round-about knowledge as to his nature and disposition." At least, that's as much as Bartholomeow can say without breaking the fourth wall. Which he can do with the right spell...
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 18, 2012, 11:52:01 AM
"Yours will be a life most glorious oh servitors of the Gawd Pig!"

They then salute and slowly genuflect backwards into the crowd.

Truffles looks confused.

a small withered ancient goblin walks forward

"Excuse me sirs I couldn't help but notice your...conversation...is that pig really undead?  Is it safe to be around?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on February 18, 2012, 03:20:07 PM
"It's about as safe to be around as that guy," Bartholowmeow throws a thumb over his shoulder toward Nervous Bob.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on February 18, 2012, 03:27:53 PM
"If demons are safe to be around, why wouldn't the pig?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 18, 2012, 06:18:33 PM
"I don't see any demons about.  I do however see a small menagerie.  Are any of you Familiars and if so do you belong to the Familiars Union?  We can't have scabs running about."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on February 18, 2012, 06:28:36 PM
"I don't see any demons about.  I do however see a small menagerie.  Are any of you Familiars and if so do you belong to the Familiars Union?  We can't have scabs running about."
No to both questions. Lord Zandak might qualify for the first, but I'd doubt he'd be interested.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on February 18, 2012, 10:40:11 PM
Kintal rolls his eyes.  "Hi, demon possessed kitty here."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 19, 2012, 03:48:22 PM
*ignores kintal in a huffy manner* "And which of you might be Lord Zantak?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on February 19, 2012, 08:49:18 PM
*ignores kintal in a huffy manner* "And which of you might be Lord Zantak?"
He's not here right now. I have a mental link to him, and he's sitting up in the sheriff's office in case we need help down here. If you really want I can pass along a message, thought I doubt he'll be too happy to listen with you mispronouncing his name and all that.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 19, 2012, 09:00:37 PM
*ignores kintal in a huffy manner* "And which of you might be Lord Zantak?"
He's not here right now. I have a mental link to him, and he's sitting up in the sheriff's office in case we need help down here. If you really want I can pass along a message, thought I doubt he'll be too happy to listen with you mispronouncing his name and all that.

"If'n he's not here I could give a good goddamn what he thinks.  I'm an old man.  What's he going to do make me older?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 20, 2012, 01:45:19 PM
A small crowd of Goblin amazons has noticed the baby pig and hippo and are making their way towards you saying things like 'eeeee' 'omg' and 'kawaii!'
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 21, 2012, 01:04:12 PM
Old man Goblin is rudely shoved aside by the squeeing horde...

"OMG WE HAVE TO CUDDLE THEM!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on February 22, 2012, 03:27:39 AM
Zach steps to the side, hand on his sword belt. "Should I use my voice? Or does it need the attention?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on February 22, 2012, 09:30:44 AM
"Mr. Truffles does not need to be molested by a group of goblins. Especially not ones that shout 'kawai'." If Bartholomeow had teleport, he'd be using it. Now.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 22, 2012, 02:14:09 PM
"Mr. Truffles does not need to be molested by a group of goblins. Especially not ones that shout 'kawai'." If Bartholomeow had teleport, he'd be using it. Now.

Some of them are approaching Cusic as  they sense a like minded soul.  A few others immediately pounce on Bartholomeow "Aw don't feel lonely we can hug you too."

girl gobbins are apparently persistent
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on February 22, 2012, 02:27:25 PM
Cusic seems rather more interested in the hippo than the yucky undead pig but seems eager enough to show it off to the goblins.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on February 22, 2012, 03:07:21 PM
Despite being accustomed to getting "glomph'd", Bartholomeow does not seem to appreciate the affection. "... Help... me..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on February 22, 2012, 03:38:22 PM
Kintal is glad that for once he is being ignored.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 22, 2012, 11:31:28 PM
Kintal is glad that for once he is being ignored.

"OMG KITTY!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on February 23, 2012, 04:25:34 AM
Kintal looks up at Bigsley.  "Can I hide in you again?  I promise not to use you as a litter box!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on February 23, 2012, 09:22:40 AM
Bigsley quietly opens up the hatch in his chest, allowing Kintal to leap inside again.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on February 23, 2012, 02:15:08 PM
Kintal hops in and purrs in thanks.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 23, 2012, 07:56:46 PM
"NO FAIR!"

"Does this one remind you of the kitty?"

"Why does everyone say this lil piggie is dead he doesn't stink?"

"OMG there are cat peoples!"

"Aw your lil pig-dog thingie is all bwubbery..."

"OMG a human, how do you feel about interacial premarital snuggling?" (said to Zack)
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on February 23, 2012, 09:42:16 PM
Ceus can barely resist laughing at the last remark, knowing Zach's traditional nature.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on February 24, 2012, 12:26:15 PM
Ceus can barely resist laughing at the last remark, knowing Zach's traditional nature.
Bill decides its not worth trying and laughs openly at the newcomers attempts at giving his comrades their affection
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 24, 2012, 02:07:47 PM
Ceus can barely resist laughing at the last remark, knowing Zach's traditional nature.
Bill decides its not worth trying and laughs openly at the newcomers attempts at giving his comrades their affection

"OMG what are u?"

"Can we touch your fur?"

"SNUGGLE THE INTERLOPER!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on February 24, 2012, 07:32:23 PM
"Bill, run!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on February 24, 2012, 09:20:53 PM
Be careful girls, He's poisonous.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on February 25, 2012, 03:18:40 AM
Ceus can barely resist laughing at the last remark, knowing Zach's traditional nature.
Bill decides its not worth trying and laughs openly at the newcomers attempts at giving his comrades their affection

"OMG what are u?"

"Can we touch your fur?"

"SNUGGLE THE INTERLOPER!"
Bill (who kinda saw this coming) looks down at his short legs as Teo asks him to run and then shrugs his shoulders.
A platypus.
Sure, why not.
Just mind the spur Bill twists his leg slightly to reveal the spur on it
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on February 25, 2012, 04:40:00 PM
"Haven't been here long enough to really consider it. As soon as I decide, I'll let you know." Standing straight and as nobly as he could, Zach flashes them a smile. He counts them as he does.

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 25, 2012, 07:43:14 PM
"We shall snuggle you now then to help your decision making."

*gloms*

To Bill: "Why for you have stickers?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 26, 2012, 10:43:05 PM
Joseph: "Are you a hugging blawb?"

Mustave: "Hey baby.  'Sup?"

Radmelon: "Lick his skin to see if he's fertile.  Mawm says fertile men taste like salt."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on February 27, 2012, 10:00:04 AM
"Get away from me."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 27, 2012, 11:53:19 AM
"Rude!" scampers over to Bigsley  "Can we see the Kitty now?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on February 27, 2012, 03:52:14 PM
To Bill: "Why for you have stickers?"
*shrugs*We're born with them. We mostly use them to deliver our venom
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 27, 2012, 07:54:39 PM

One of them gloms you and says "Dibs."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on February 28, 2012, 07:14:20 AM
Zavh decides 'glomping' isn't something worth making a mental note of. "I can't help but feel as though we're getting distracted.

Are you ladies familiar with a variety of men and their habits, per chance?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 28, 2012, 01:20:00 PM
"Course we are.  Amazons have no men in the tribe so we look outside for suitable mates to procreate with to ensure our line remains strong.  You being newbs in the area we thought we'd make sure to check you out and claim dibs before anyone else could.  Any chance we could see you guys naked and inspect you for defects?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on February 28, 2012, 03:08:25 PM
"I have some interesting scarring, but I don't think that's what you meant. Tell me, would you happen to know of any men immune to poison? Or know if poison is a popular pastime?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on February 28, 2012, 07:04:47 PM
"I'm not interested in mating. Especially not outside my species."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 28, 2012, 07:10:00 PM
"I'm not interested in mating. Especially not outside my species."

"You're too young to not be interested.  Are you sure you haven't been cursed?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 28, 2012, 07:11:39 PM
"I have some interesting scarring, but I don't think that's what you meant. Tell me, would you happen to know of any men immune to poison? Or know if poison is a popular pastime?"

The one holding Bills immediately looks at you and says "Plz tell me you aren't homosexual.  We could have many powerful daughters."


One near Flay: "Immune to poison?  Well you could try the Assassin's Guild.  Virtually all of those guys are immune to poison.  It's a necessity in their line of work."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on February 28, 2012, 08:24:04 PM
Kintal curls up tightly inside of Bigsley, happy that he's in cat form and not a part of this conversation.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on February 29, 2012, 07:57:24 AM
"Don't they need to be immune to being turned to stone, too? Or blind? Would there even be a blind assassin?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on February 29, 2012, 10:12:12 AM
"Maybe a blind ex-assassin. Who got out of the work after being blinded but still does paperwork or something..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on February 29, 2012, 10:58:53 AM
"Yes, but what are the odds of finding exactly that?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on February 29, 2012, 11:31:48 AM
"In this place, I'd say probably almost 100%, based on some of the esoteric things I've seen so far."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on February 29, 2012, 02:56:04 PM
"Mawm can tell you where the assassins Guild is.  Or you can ask your kittty, he might know.  Lot's of cat persons in the Assassin's Guild."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 01, 2012, 01:28:28 PM
"Oooh there's mawm now! MAWM!!! MAAAWWMM!!! WE CALLED DIBS!"

You are approached by a middle age Goblin woman who is unusual in several aspects.

First she s over 4' tall, making her among the hugest of her species.

Second she has more than a few battle scars.

Third she's built like a granite wall reinforced with steel and is carrying a greatsword.

"What're yer intentions towards mah dotters."

You suddenly notice Nervous Bob is nowhere to be seen.. (spot checks can be made).
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on March 01, 2012, 02:34:00 PM
"Nothing, actually; we're looking for a man who wont die from poison and whom might be interested in snakes." After the babies offer, Zach will take whatever misunderstanding he can to get out of here quicker.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on March 01, 2012, 06:27:06 PM
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"Oh, and don't forget 'immune to petrification' as well."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 01, 2012, 07:34:47 PM
"Nothing, actually; we're looking for a man who wont die from poison and whom might be interested in snakes." After the babies offer, Zach will take whatever misunderstanding he can to get out of here quicker.

"Nuthin'?  Nuthin'?  Thas damn disappointin' boy.  You not like short women?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on March 01, 2012, 09:18:54 PM
"Not opposed; there's been a bit of culture shock in the few days I've been here, and I suppose women have been pushed to the back of my mind for the moment. Most things have, to make way for the insanity."

"And thank you, petrification, though I have no concept of how that plays in."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 01, 2012, 11:06:42 PM
"I think he wants da Assassin's Guild Mawm.  Sides I don't want him anyway I like this one." *gloms Bill*

Venn

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"Spose I can arrange a meetin' fer you.  What's in it for me?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on March 02, 2012, 05:12:39 AM
"I think he wants da Assassin's Guild Mawm.  Sides I don't want him anyway I like this one." *gloms Bill*
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Sorry to disappoint you, lass, but like my tall friend over there I am still acclimatizing to this world and finding a woman is something that will have to wait. Bill refrains from mentioning the fact that he's been living the life of a bachelor for years and like it that way.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on March 02, 2012, 08:07:25 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on March 02, 2012, 10:01:07 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 02, 2012, 10:48:26 AM
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"We're not getting laid are we?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 04, 2012, 06:36:50 PM
Bill's hugger slips him a card "If you change your mind in the future give us a visit."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on March 04, 2012, 07:39:49 PM
"Madam, if you are seeking compensation, perhaps you could give us an example of what you might be expecting?" Bigsley asks.

Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 04, 2012, 08:13:52 PM
"Madam, if you are seeking compensation, perhaps you could give us an example of what you might be expecting?" Bigsley asks.

"One'a you could knock up mah dotters.  We're amazons, we don't need you to hang around to be a parent."

"Failing that you could find someone willing."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on March 04, 2012, 10:33:32 PM
"Hmm, a mate for a mate, yes? That certainly sounds like an even exchange, though you'd be getting what you seek sooner, and all we get is a potential lead that may not turn up any good candidates."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 04, 2012, 10:45:55 PM
"We  can also ensure the other Amazons leave you alone."

*climbs Bigsley*

"DIBS!"


"See now that we has first claim on your group the others'll stay away if they know whats good for em."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on March 05, 2012, 03:28:23 AM
Bill's hugger slips him a card "If you change your mind in the future give us a visit."
Thank you. I'll keep that in mind.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on March 05, 2012, 05:28:47 AM
"So Joseph is taking one for the team? That sounds excellent; I can only assume the offspring will be strong and unique."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on March 05, 2012, 09:48:36 AM
'I am surrounded by insane people... ... ... and that's saying something.' Bartholomeow was more than a little weirded out by this episode. Women typically wanted to snuggle him, not snog him.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: konnerthefirst on March 07, 2012, 02:25:59 AM
" I guess I will take one for the team this is gonna end terribly isn`t it" Joseph says
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on March 07, 2012, 02:52:51 AM
" I guess I will take one for the team this is gonna end terribly isn`t it" Joseph says
"Depends on tastes and experiences, I suppose..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 07, 2012, 12:29:21 PM
the head amazon hops over

"Hmmm..."

"Hmmmmmmmmm"


"Okay fuck it, what the hell are you?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: konnerthefirst on March 08, 2012, 03:30:35 AM
"who me?" Joseph asks
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 08, 2012, 02:05:45 PM
"Yes you."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on March 08, 2012, 04:44:45 PM
"Couldn't be. Then who?"

"......"

"I'm sorry, I have no knowledge of that reference or where it came from. Crazy place here..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: konnerthefirst on March 08, 2012, 04:56:26 PM
"Well I am an  Awakened Living Spell of Cure Light wounds, and I am a cleric of Scooby" Joseph says
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 08, 2012, 06:39:54 PM
"AAhhh then you have the chance of giving my daughter a healer for a child.  Excellent.  I find you acceptable."


"Which one of you wants to give the blob a whirl?"

several Goblins raise hands

bystanders look a little stunned at the blatancy of the women

Nervous Bob is still noticeably absent....
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on March 08, 2012, 08:48:57 PM
Kintal peeks out, confused.  "But he doesn't have a pe....nevermind."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 08, 2012, 09:28:36 PM
Kintal peeks out, confused.  "But he doesn't have a pe....nevermind."

"There's potions for that.  You must be new if you've never heard of Potions of Mating."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on March 09, 2012, 02:55:07 AM
"By the gods... the more I find out about this place the more I want to leave..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on March 09, 2012, 03:17:28 AM
"And the more I want to take choice secrets back with me..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on March 09, 2012, 10:03:47 AM
"I want to remember as little of this place as possible."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on March 09, 2012, 10:06:16 AM
"I want to remember as little of this place as possible."
I don't know about that. So far, this has been an interesting experience and I've learned a lot of new things.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 09, 2012, 10:50:44 AM
"Relax mating potions aren't meant just for perverts.  Races from hundreds of different worlds get kidnapped and put here, and while many of them have a homeland, if you don't fit in well enough to live there you live where you can be more accepted.  Which means there may not be a mate inside your species.  So our illustrious kidnapper gave us the secret of making potions for couples who had potential physical barriers to consummating their love for one another."

You have no idea where this elf came from, but he seems knowledgeable.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on March 09, 2012, 03:53:16 PM
"This place is FUN!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 09, 2012, 04:08:03 PM
"KITTY!" *gloms*
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on March 10, 2012, 01:57:22 AM
"Harumph! Get your hands outside of my chest, young one! I will not hesitate to close the hatch with your arms still in there."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on March 10, 2012, 03:22:49 AM
Kintal cringes.  "Thank you Bigsley, I think you're my new best friend just as long as you don't have any prejudices against possessing demons..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on March 10, 2012, 09:10:37 AM
"Why, my young feline friend, demons did half of my work for me when I was a wizard. Not always the most reliable, but when they did the job right, they got results!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 10, 2012, 12:05:37 PM
"Well phoo."


so is Konner accepting or objecting?  we can fast forward a lil past that once he does
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on March 10, 2012, 04:17:25 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 10, 2012, 05:07:52 PM
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joo must bee keedding!
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on March 10, 2012, 05:08:35 PM
Kintal nods, not that Bigsley can see it.  "I'm demon possessed, and the demon's usually in control, but we talk and are on the same page about things.  You're totally my new best friend!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: konnerthefirst on March 10, 2012, 06:16:27 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 10, 2012, 06:56:27 PM
Konner gets told "chug this" and you are all led to a local underground establishment where you eat while he is taken upstairs and has an odd and possibly awkward experience.  He also converts her to the cause of Scooby as she "knows a lot of people who really piss me off".


You are all given instructions for meeting with the Assassins Guild.

everyone gets 200 xp, 300 for Konner for his troubleses
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 10, 2012, 11:48:27 PM
The instructions give a variety of times and addresses to meet with the Guild.  One is the night shift at the Broken Kneecap! One is their semi-official headquarters in the undercity (it says look for a woman sitting at a booth in the market). 

The third says stand anywhere in the city or under at midnight naked swinging a dead chicken above your head.  It's followed by the words "YES WE ARE SERIOUS".

The fourth mentions applying to the Wizard's college!
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on March 11, 2012, 05:55:44 PM
Cusic reads the instructions and begins to grin. "WE ARE DOING THE CHICKEN ONE!"

Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 11, 2012, 07:33:45 PM
Nervous Bob reappears now that the goblin women are gone


"Which of us is getting naked?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on March 11, 2012, 07:38:34 PM
"Umm..." Cusic looks to her Guildmembers...Subordinates... Toys before deciding.

"You" pointing at Bartholomew
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on March 13, 2012, 05:05:54 PM
"Yea, no." Bartholomeow responds with no mirth. "If somebody's gotta be naked, why not use people that are already naked? Like Kintel or that giant metal guy?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on March 13, 2012, 05:18:55 PM
Bill sees an opportunity and  takes itI would not mind, otherwise. I'm not fully comfortable with all these clothes yet.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on March 13, 2012, 05:29:01 PM
"Aww, but I wanted you to do it... and I'm the leader"  :bigeyes
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on March 13, 2012, 06:31:12 PM
"... No."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: konnerthefirst on March 14, 2012, 01:30:58 AM
"Come on Big Guy take one for the team" Joseph says shuddering at the memory of what happened not to long ago
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on March 14, 2012, 02:07:26 AM
"Bill is both capable and willing, so I recommend we simply take the offer and thank him. Now, the chicken..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on March 14, 2012, 01:55:08 PM
"There's probably a market nearby, we can get one there."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 14, 2012, 10:36:24 PM
who goes chicken shopping?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on March 14, 2012, 10:41:09 PM
Cusic does, maybe she can get more than one chicken...
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on March 15, 2012, 12:43:05 AM
Ceusharath will go as responsible supervision.
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on March 15, 2012, 05:13:59 AM
Zach will follow as questionable but generally reliable supervision.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 15, 2012, 01:35:14 PM
Ceusharath will go as responsible supervision.
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so pretty much everyone is tagging along?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on March 15, 2012, 01:46:03 PM
I know I'm going.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on March 15, 2012, 01:49:19 PM
Kintal goes where Bigsley goes!
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on March 15, 2012, 03:03:47 PM
Bigsley follows along, since he doesn't want to be the only one left behind.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 15, 2012, 03:24:36 PM
You are eventually directed to an area where some goods are for sale.  You can find foodstuffs of dizzying variety.  After much time you to find a stall with live chickens.

they seem to have two varieties:

http://lh5.ggpht.com/vapettingzoo/Ro0QG274EsI/AAAAAAAAABc/JLToHOqLa9I/s288/sikly+chicken.jpg

http://www.backyardchickens.com/image/id/5848701
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on March 15, 2012, 04:35:31 PM
http://lh5.ggpht.com/vapettingzoo/Ro0QG274EsI/AAAAAAAAABc/JLToHOqLa9I/s288/sikly+chicken.jpg
*points* One of those, please
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 15, 2012, 04:40:52 PM
http://lh5.ggpht.com/vapettingzoo/Ro0QG274EsI/AAAAAAAAABc/JLToHOqLa9I/s288/sikly+chicken.jpg
*points* One of those, please

you realize the likelihood of being able to kill one of those with CUsic knowing about it right?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 15, 2012, 04:49:00 PM
sir shadow

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on March 15, 2012, 04:58:45 PM
http://lh5.ggpht.com/vapettingzoo/Ro0QG274EsI/AAAAAAAAABc/JLToHOqLa9I/s288/sikly+chicken.jpg
*points* One of those, please

you realize the likelihood of being able to kill one of those with CUsic knowing about it right?
Bill is a druid, he started seeing past the "cute and fluffy" a long time ago, so of course this is just him picking one at random  :D
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on March 16, 2012, 03:14:53 PM
"Fluffy..." Cusic is staring at the chicken. "It is too bad you are made of meat, otherwise we could be friends" she licks her lips.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 16, 2012, 04:23:45 PM
and so a chicken is purchased for a single copper

Are you continuing your underground adventures or going upstairs to await midnight?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on March 18, 2012, 11:31:40 AM
Bill will go upstairs
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 18, 2012, 12:03:54 PM
the rest of you going with him or searching further?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on March 18, 2012, 02:10:57 PM
Midnight it is. Best do these one at a time, rather tha split. Not for danger or entertainment's value, but for pbp's sake.  :P
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 18, 2012, 03:34:59 PM
and are we stopping back home before the midnight adventure?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on March 18, 2012, 04:29:06 PM
That is the smart idea. Let's head home and get some rest before meeting with the assassin's.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 18, 2012, 05:26:42 PM
assuming everyone agrees:

The trip home is uneventful.  The Dwarves are done, you have a semblance of furniture and a stocked pantry thanks to Boobs.  She's also settled your legal ownership problem, helped supervise the cleaning, and gotten rooms for your various cohorts who stayed behind.  She's also scheduled you some tentative appointments you'll need to be doing as official bidness, and gives Sir Shadow a message the Guild would like to speak to him, and tells Teo he has been called out by a man in a chicken suit for midnight that evening.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on March 18, 2012, 08:01:50 PM
Zach looks over the flurry of activity as they return. He'd wanted to start official instruction for the squirrels, but decided to wait and see what was happening with the house duties first. "Any of the appointments something I could take care of? I can be quite diplomatic, and barring that quite effectively threatening."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 18, 2012, 08:24:59 PM
"Lots of paperwork, officially introducing yourself to the movers and shakers of the city, meeting potential benefactors and enemies.  You know, schmoozing."

"Also by law you have to declare yourselves open at some point and invite people in to make pitches for your business, and for potential hiring."


"Speaking of which y'all are gonna need some bidness."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on March 19, 2012, 09:35:07 AM
Bartholomeow is slightly surprised by the contents of the scrolls. He's not entirely surprised by the summons to the guild, as he had been expecting a call like that shortly, but he did wonder about it's exact nature. He informs both Zachary and Ceus of where he'll be, just in case he should be waylaid on his way there or something else should go wrong. With these preparations done, he'll head off to the Wizard's Guild for his meeting.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on March 19, 2012, 02:17:43 PM
"A man in a chicken suit you say? What did he want?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 19, 2012, 03:21:06 PM
"A man in a chicken suit you say? What did he want?"

"as I recall the exact quote was "BUCKAW" with lots of fist shaking.  He had an interpreter say have teh newcomer be outside at midnight or there will be consequences."

*notices hippo*

"Do we have a new guard animal?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on March 19, 2012, 03:57:29 PM
Cusic contemplates the hippo a moment. "I don't think its going to be good at guarding stuffs.... But is SOOO squishy" she then proceeds to poke it and hug it.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on March 19, 2012, 04:58:05 PM
"Is there anything that I can do to help? I am still attempting to prove myself worthy of joining the guild."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 19, 2012, 05:33:28 PM
Cusic contemplates the hippo a moment. "I don't think its going to be good at guarding stuffs.... But is SOOO squishy" she then proceeds to poke it and hug it.

"Ah so the Guild has an official mascot.  And it's cute.  This could be good.  Have you decided what you're calling yourselves we need a name for the paperwork."

Sir Shadow

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on March 20, 2012, 01:04:15 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on March 20, 2012, 07:50:02 AM
"Lots of paperwork, officially introducing yourself to the movers and shakers of the city, meeting potential benefactors and enemies.  You know, schmoozing."

"Also by law you have to declare yourselves open at some point and invite people in to make pitches for your business, and for potential hiring."


"Speaking of which y'all are gonna need some bidness."
"I'm so glad you're here. I don't have the patience for that sorta stuff."


"Is there anything that I can do to help? I am still attempting to prove myself worthy of joining the guild."
"Dood. You're made of iron, the size of a small house, and have a cage inside of you. What's left to prove? You're good in my book."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: konnerthefirst on March 21, 2012, 03:13:02 AM
"You have not tried to kill any of us, your helpful, and people pay more attention to you then me your okay in my books too" Joseph says hoping on the bandwagon
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on March 21, 2012, 03:27:31 AM
Honestly, I though he was already in the guild.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on March 21, 2012, 03:42:14 AM
I believe what we are trying to say is: Boobs, would you mind giving Bigsley here his membership-card? Bill says and looks at the metal man.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on March 21, 2012, 03:48:17 AM
Kintal purrs inside of Bigsley's chest.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 21, 2012, 01:12:31 PM
"Well then shall I get you all settled in to some rooms?  Have you eaten?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on March 21, 2012, 01:35:48 PM
"I'm hungry."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on March 21, 2012, 01:58:55 PM
"Yeah, food would be nice, thanks."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 21, 2012, 03:26:41 PM
"I'll send for food  while we await your evening encounter."

*notices chicken*

"Do we have a second pet or are you considering something foolish?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on March 21, 2012, 03:48:13 PM
"NOMS!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on March 21, 2012, 04:38:00 PM
I guess that depends on your definition of foolish.

I wouldn't mind some food as well
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on March 21, 2012, 05:08:42 PM
"Thank you all for including me. You've given an old man purpose again."

Bigsley pauses a moment in silence, then says, "Little one, are you alright in there, or do you want out to join the other organics for a meal?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 21, 2012, 06:27:34 PM
I guess that depends on your definition of foolish.

I wouldn't mind some food as well

"My definition would be going out naked with a dead chicken to summon the Assassins Guild."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on March 21, 2012, 06:34:52 PM
"My definition would be going out naked with a dead chicken to summon the Assassins Guild."
Of course we're going to do something foolish. But bigsley can't be stabbed effectively, I can't be snuck up on.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on March 21, 2012, 06:40:48 PM
"My definition would be going out naked with a dead chicken to summon the Assassins Guild."
Of course we're going to do something foolish. But bigsley can't be stabbed effectively, I can't be snuck up on.
And I don't mind being naked. Bill adds in a satisfied voice
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 21, 2012, 06:48:30 PM
"My definition would be going out naked with a dead chicken to summon the Assassins Guild."
Of course we're going to do something foolish. But bigsley can't be stabbed effectively, I can't be snuck up on.
And I don't mind being naked. Bill adds in a satisfied voice

"I'm sure the sluts in the Guild will appreciate that.  Do we need backup?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on March 21, 2012, 11:38:43 PM
"I don't imagine there's much call for my public relations at midnight. Though I suppose I could be wrong. I'd like a light meal, some tea, water, and then I'll act as some security. I'm a professional killer, so beyond killing I might detect if they try and betray us."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on March 22, 2012, 03:18:31 AM
"FOOOOD" Cusic looks rather likley to eat the chicken, feathers and all if she doesn't eat soon.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 22, 2012, 12:48:26 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 22, 2012, 12:50:02 PM
Nina deliver tea, a bottle of wine, and some light fare from the Inn.  "Where's Mistah Kintals?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on March 22, 2012, 09:09:56 PM
Zach thanks Nina, and bows his head to her as she passes him his tea and bites. He nibbles lightly, drinks tea heavily, seems to stop and breathe often. "Good question. I don't imagine he'd be one to miss so fine an occasion."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 22, 2012, 09:39:04 PM
She seems upset "HOW COULD YOU LET MISTAH KINTALS GO MISSING?"  :sobbing
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on March 22, 2012, 10:01:38 PM
Bigsley makes a throat-clearing noise, then opens his chest plate. "He's in here. I may be old and forget where I am sometimes, and sometimes I ramble on completely random subjects, but did you think I was speaking to myself just now when I addressed the 'little one'?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 22, 2012, 10:11:28 PM
"OMG KITTY I HAS MISSEDED YOUS!"

*gloms*

notices hippo

*scoops*

"OMG U HAS NEW FWIENDS!"

notices fwuffy chikin

seems perturbed she has no third scooping arm

chikin clucks and begins stealthily making its way towards the next room
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on March 22, 2012, 11:59:27 PM
Kintal is glomped as he is squeezing his way out of Bigsley's left eye-socket.  He manages to wheezes out a "Hi Nina..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on March 23, 2012, 11:42:50 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on March 23, 2012, 02:49:40 PM
Teo makes sure to grab the chicken before it manages to escape.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 23, 2012, 03:17:57 PM

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 25, 2012, 10:55:00 AM
The hippo seems confused but allows the snuggling.  It yawns a litle showing you some rather large tusks you'd somehow missed before.  The chicken eventually falls asleep on Teo's lap.


Boobs: "So the Guild needs an official name..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on March 25, 2012, 11:05:46 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 25, 2012, 06:29:30 PM

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on March 26, 2012, 01:08:15 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: konnerthefirst on March 26, 2012, 04:32:11 PM
"How about the all sorts guild? You know because we have all sorts of people in it?" joseph says thinking hard
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 26, 2012, 10:59:17 PM
"You have a cute hippo and pig mascot why not use that for all it's worth?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 26, 2012, 11:00:19 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on March 26, 2012, 11:47:24 PM
"We could call ourselves 'the Menagerie.' That conjures images of our animal "mascots" here and also describes how diverse everyone is."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on March 27, 2012, 09:59:46 AM
"It kinda implies a more natural bent, like we're nothing but druids or something."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 27, 2012, 01:42:05 PM
"One of you is a Druid, I'm your Dryad secretary, and you have pets.  Plus you might be able to occasionally get sponsored by Joe from Joe's Used Pets.  He has lots of work."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on March 27, 2012, 03:35:39 PM
"Just remember that I'm not one of the pets and we'll be okay."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on March 27, 2012, 06:02:15 PM
"I am trying to assist squirrels into becoming an information network of warriors..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 27, 2012, 08:33:22 PM
"Speaking of networking one of you has to get naked to meet the sluts, and one of you has to fight a homo in a chicken suit.  You might wanna get ready."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on March 28, 2012, 09:16:11 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on March 28, 2012, 10:06:31 AM
"'l'll take on the chicken guy. Anything I should prepare for in particular? I didn't actually get to see him. Probably a good thing."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 28, 2012, 12:52:57 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 28, 2012, 12:54:35 PM
"'l'll take on the chicken guy. Anything I should prepare for in particular? I didn't actually get to see him. Probably a good thing."

"He loves humiliating people by drawing fights out and goading them into a rage while mocking them.  Also he's prolly gonna dry hump you a few times.  My advice is just be brutal."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 28, 2012, 08:41:45 PM
Your door is kicked open "HEAR YE HEAR YE!  THE PRESENCE OF THE CHALLENGER IS REQUESTED!"

small confused chickens begin wafting in...
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on March 29, 2012, 10:09:21 AM
"Well, lets get this over with." With this, Teo looks out the door at what is presumably the nutter he's going to have to fight.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 29, 2012, 01:17:41 PM
You are waved outside.  The street is empty except a lone woman walking down the road.  Suddenly the road is full of chicken suited whackadoos!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSAsAA4AHbc

Also, RUam, it is time.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on March 29, 2012, 04:06:03 PM
As the hour is struck, Bill gets out of his armour and clothes, and as the evening breeze gently strokes his fur, a look of relief and freedom spreads upon Bills face. Theo, would you mind handing me the chicken?. He then proceeds to a suitable area and starts waving the chicken above his head. You know, this reminds me of a rite of initiation for young men that I once witnessed in a tiny village

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 29, 2012, 04:26:22 PM
Bill walks out into a street filled with lunatics bawking in chicken costumes.  As he is about to end the life of the poor chicken he is carrying he is suddenly aware of the presence of two cat girls, one on either side of him.

"Nice Cock."

her companion facepalms

"Just once could we have done this without you having said something cliche."

"Say what the fuck is going on here?"



a man recognized by Teo steps forward "BAWWWWK!! BAWK BAWK BUCKUUUUUCK!"

a smaller saner looking man elegantly dressed steps forward "I will be translating for my client.  Is the challenged present?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on March 29, 2012, 06:26:11 PM
Kintal keeps an eye on Bill and the catgirls.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on March 29, 2012, 09:03:00 PM
Ceusharath follows bill closely, Touchsight activated out to the maximum range without using his links. The Informs the cat girls One of our companions was challenge by the chicken suit guy making the noise.

Meanwhile, Davvan has already rigged up a piece of magitech to cast Mage armour, Enlarge person, and blur.
He runs out and passes the device to Teo. "Aren't you going to use your special tech before the fight."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on March 29, 2012, 09:31:32 PM
"I... do not understand what is going on. And I regularly broke the laws of physics several times before breakfast during my old life." Bigsley attempts to watch without blocking the view from the door.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 29, 2012, 10:10:09 PM
"Aaaah one of you is a psychic.  Is there somewhere more private we can talk?"

the chicken man glares at Teo

"BAWK! BucucucucucuucucukaBAWK!"


"My client asks if you are ready for initiation into the sacred mysteries."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on March 30, 2012, 12:03:28 AM
"Aaaah one of you is a psychic.  Is there somewhere more private we can talk?"
Why the need? I am quite adept at telepathy, and can assure the communication is secure. However if you insist, our guildhall is reasonably secure.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on March 30, 2012, 10:10:06 AM
"Special tech? Hells yeah. What do I have to do?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 30, 2012, 11:41:44 AM
"BAAAWK!"

"My client insists there is not cheating here."

The catgirls escort RUam and a befuddled chicken into the Guildhall.

"Much better here, less crowded.  So were you looking to get laid or have someone killed?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on March 30, 2012, 11:44:29 AM
Cusic sees catgirls enter guild hall > Freaks out.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on March 30, 2012, 02:17:41 PM
Kintal continues to keep an eye on the catgirls.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on March 30, 2012, 03:04:22 PM
The catgirls escort RUam and a befuddled chicken into the Guildhall.

"Much better here, less crowded.  So were you looking to get laid or have someone killed?"
Neither actually, you might say I'm looking for information. At a later point it may or may not get someone laid. It's actually quite a long story and I'm not sure I understand all of the details myself.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on March 30, 2012, 04:51:23 PM
"If you weren't looking to get laid why did you go outside naked with a chicken?"

Cusic will note these catgirls are a different species than hers, and their height is more on par with Billls.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on March 30, 2012, 08:30:55 PM
Cusic isn't overly bothered... they look like mini versions of her and that is enough to make her a little more kooky than normal.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on March 31, 2012, 12:36:02 PM
"Well then, how would you define cheating? Because I think that this would count as 'equipment worn' rather than 'outside help'. Besides, who cares about the rules?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 01, 2012, 01:15:40 PM
"BUCK buck Buccuuuck!"

"Chicken says Man outnumbered 50 to 1 shouldn't make waves about there being no rules."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on April 01, 2012, 07:38:12 PM
"asdfasdfasdf... Fine. Lets get this over with."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on April 02, 2012, 08:55:59 AM
"If you weren't looking to get laid why did you go outside naked with a chicken?"
As you guessed at first, me and my friends are trying to get a hold of the Assassins. But our purpose for doing so is not to have someone killed. We are in fact looking for them so that no one will die at a certain encounter.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 02, 2012, 02:40:17 PM
"If you weren't looking to get laid why did you go outside naked with a chicken?"
As you guessed at first, me and my friends are trying to get a hold of the Assassins. But our purpose for doing so is not to have someone killed. We are in fact looking for them so that no one will die at a certain encounter.


"You'll pardon us if we're skeptical about that."

"HOLY FUCK! You guys got a Dethpig!  And a baby hippo...and a whole lot of chickens...are you sure you weren't looking to get laid?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 02, 2012, 02:41:56 PM
"asdfasdfasdf... Fine. Lets get this over with."

"BAAAAAAAAWWWWWKKK"

"We now begin the ceremonial dance of asskicking"


The men in chicken suits begin what is perhaps one of the most homosexual displays you have ever seen...mostly involving chasing each other butt first...
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on April 03, 2012, 09:59:54 AM
(To the others) "Have I mentioned how much I hate this place yet?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 03, 2012, 02:18:35 PM
"Bucuuuckbuckbuckbuck!"

"We shall now begin the ceremonial fight that ends your life as an orphaned monk and inducts you into the brotherhood of the Chicken.  With this smiting you shall become one of us."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: konnerthefirst on April 03, 2012, 05:58:52 PM
"sucks to be you Teo" Joseph says
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on April 04, 2012, 10:06:42 AM
"Well then, tell my wife I love her. Except I don't have a wife. Less work for you then."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 04, 2012, 03:16:47 PM
stunned looks from the many chcken men

"Bawk?"

"Wait, you're straight?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on April 04, 2012, 10:12:20 PM
"Uh... yes? I'd only just come of age back home, but believe me, my psychology is the only thing that's bent."
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 04, 2012, 10:44:06 PM
"bawkbawkbawk."

"But you can't join the Brotherhood of the Chicken if you're straight.  You'll have to join one of those crappy temples."   :bigeyes
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on April 05, 2012, 09:57:27 AM
"I never wanted to join any brotherhood. You guys challenged my to some combat ritual out of freakin nowhere."  :huh
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 05, 2012, 12:15:56 PM
"bawkbawkbawk."

"Ah, I see.  This is pledge week and...well you look like one of our pledges do after a week of hazing or so.  Our bad."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on April 06, 2012, 03:12:25 AM
"So... Can we leave?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 06, 2012, 02:25:34 PM
"Bukbukbukbukbuuuk."

"Sorry about that.  If you change your mind our temple can be found on the Street of the Gawds."


"BUCKAW!"

"Oh, and uh don't kill any of these wandering chickens the Assassin's Guild will think you want laid."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on April 07, 2012, 03:37:21 PM
"I have lost all concept of our initial goal. I think I'll have to go mad just to properly keep accounts."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 07, 2012, 05:12:16 PM
meanwhile back inside several assassin cats are staring at ruam waiting for him to be more forthcoming with answers....
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on April 07, 2012, 05:29:19 PM
Kintal continues to watch Ruam and the assassin cats.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on April 08, 2012, 09:56:02 AM
(I never really got that they were assassins, I just thought they were familiar with the ritual)

The pig was a gift to our young wizard. And yes, quite sure. At least I am not trying to. Well, you see, there is this Medusa woman who wanted us to find her a mate and we were hoping you could supply us with a candidate who would survive the ... copulation. Bill turns to his companions.  Would any of you care to explain in detail why we have contacted them. I feel like I'm a little lost myself.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 08, 2012, 03:19:52 PM
"Ahh so someone is looking to get laid, just not you.  You're the middleman.  Is she a lesbian?  Most members of the Assassin's Guild are women.  It's part of the reason the chicken ritual came about."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on April 08, 2012, 03:35:42 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on April 09, 2012, 07:23:00 AM
Is she a lesbian?  Most members of the Assassin's Guild are women.  It's part of the reason the chicken ritual came about."
"Why? Do they sleep with guys before they kill them?

If so, I think I like this place a little bit less. So far, my best romantic prospect is incorporeal. Although, she is cool as hell."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on April 09, 2012, 04:22:41 PM
"She seems to be specific about wanting a man. Though if you knew of a way to make someone immune to snake bites...."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on April 09, 2012, 05:10:28 PM
"She seems to be specific about wanting a man. Though if you knew of a way to make someone immune to snake bites...."

And preferably a petrifying gaze. Who knows what might happen when a woman with a temperament like that gets excited?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on April 09, 2012, 06:12:20 PM
"Her gaze can be fixed with a blindfold, no? If she can't see, can she still harm? I knew many a person who had interesting.... private habits, though they were spoken of only in whispers, of course..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 09, 2012, 07:31:28 PM
Is she a lesbian?  Most members of the Assassin's Guild are women.  It's part of the reason the chicken ritual came about."
"Why? Do they sleep with guys before they kill them?

If so, I think I like this place a little bit less. So far, my best romantic prospect is incorporeal. Although, she is cool as hell."

"No, see given our profession we don't meet people.  Plus were..y'know...Evil.  Can't be too goodie goodie and be a hired killer.  So the only time we get any is if we like a client or hire a person of the evening.  So we came up with a way for those in the know: If your interested in possibly having someone offed, but definitely interested in getting laid, go out at midnight naked with a dead chicken.  For us it's the promise of sex and a free lunch.  Who can say no to that?"


Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on April 10, 2012, 02:20:17 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 10, 2012, 11:25:40 AM
"Heeeree piggy piggy piggy."

Truffles hops into the catgirls lap and begins purring

"SQUEEE!"

"Why the Guild lets you out is beyond me...Yeah we might have an available candidate.  She looking for sex or a relationship.  Our profession is kinda stressful for paramours.  What does she do?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 12, 2012, 01:56:30 PM
One of the catgirls briefly gives Kintal a smirk.

Sir Shadow are you continuing banter or returning home?

Is everyone coming in now that chickenfest has ended anticlimactically?

Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on April 12, 2012, 02:34:18 PM
Kintal smirks back.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on April 12, 2012, 05:19:49 PM
Bigsley is currently inside with everyone.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on April 12, 2012, 11:14:17 PM
Teo wishes to leave the scene of the 'showdown' as fast as possible. This has been a very odd experience.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on April 13, 2012, 10:55:43 AM
(( Sorry ))

Bartholomeow will thank her and excuse himself. He'll then head home.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 13, 2012, 04:36:10 PM
Bartholomeow returns to see most of the group around a table.  There are two short catgirls there.  One has Truffles on her lap snuggling him saying "Oo is mama's lil boo boo piggeh?"

The other one is openly (subtle in humanoid terms) flirting with Kintal.

Ruam is naked and there are chickens fuckin' everywhere.

Boobs enters the room, and gets a sour look on her face as the two catgirls do the same.

"Hello sluts."

"Bitch."

"Whore."

"Moose fellatrice."

"Ahem, so if we can hook up your medusa pal whats in it for us?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on April 13, 2012, 04:55:16 PM
"Ahem, so if we can hook up your medusa pal whats in it for us?"

So you will consider it? Excellent. Ceus, would you mind taking care of the negotiations? This is not really my field of expertise. Bill turns to Boobs I take it you know each other. and then to the entrance and Barth Welcome back
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 13, 2012, 05:35:14 PM
"I know most people in the city.  Especially the whores.  I'll be helping the staff settle in if you want me."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on April 13, 2012, 05:38:54 PM
Kintal flirts back just as openly (or subtly depending on perspective).  He wonders whether or not he'll have to pay for anything as he lets slip that he can take humanoid form.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 13, 2012, 07:17:50 PM
Kintal flirts back just as openly (or subtly depending on perspective).  He wonders whether or not he'll have to pay for anything as he lets slip that he can take humanoid form.

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on April 13, 2012, 09:17:39 PM
"Ahem, so if we can hook up your medusa pal whats in it for us?"
I'd assume we could compensate you in a variety of ways. Cash, gear, less subtle muscle for more difficult contracts, ect. What are you most interested in getting in return?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 13, 2012, 10:26:19 PM
"Ahem, so if we can hook up your medusa pal whats in it for us?"
I'd assume we could compensate you in a variety of ways. Cash, gear, less subtle muscle for more difficult contracts, ect. What are you most interested in getting in return?

"We know you're starting out.  You don't have the cash or gear yet, and your muscle isn't subtle (looks at Bigsley).  However...you have shown an open mind so we have a proposal.  We want laid.  And not just once in a while by some chicken waving lunatic in whats likely to be an ambush.  There's no dating service here for 'monsters' or other socially unacceptable people.  And we've got no help setting up solutions to the problems that plague our love lives like getting messages delivered to loves ones, or preventing murder on our dates.  Our own colleagues are Evil so we can't exactly trust them.  So we need some neutral intercessors.  Someone who can let people know why we cant show for dinner.  Someone who can provide security.  Someone who's accepted for, say, saving the city and thought well of by most.  Someone who was willing to buy the Velvet Fist despite it's terrifying past and reopen it despite the inevitable problems to follow."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on April 14, 2012, 12:20:53 AM
Purr
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Kintal gives a catlike wink.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on April 14, 2012, 12:35:31 AM
"We know you're starting out.  You don't have the cash or gear yet, and your muscle isn't subtle (looks at Bigsley).  However...you have shown an open mind so we have a proposal.  We want laid.  And not just once in a while by some chicken waving lunatic in whats likely to be an ambush.  There's no dating service here for 'monsters' or other socially unacceptable people.  And we've got no help setting up solutions to the problems that plague our love lives like getting messages delivered to loves ones, or preventing murder on our dates.  Our own colleagues are Evil so we can't exactly trust them.  So we need some neutral intercessors.  Someone who can let people know why we cant show for dinner.  Someone who can provide security.  Someone who's accepted for, say, saving the city and thought well of by most.  Someone who was willing to buy the Velvet Fist despite it's terrifying past and reopen it despite the inevitable problems to follow."
So messages, arrangements, and a no-violence zone? That should be well within our skills. Hell, a mind-reader can easily keep an eye on others. However, The Velvet Fish?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 14, 2012, 01:42:39 PM
"Fist.  Velvet Fist.  The building were sitting in.  No one told you it was one of the worlds most infamous brothels when u bought it?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on April 14, 2012, 08:18:31 PM
"Fist.  Velvet Fist.  The building were sitting in.  No one told you it was one of the worlds most infamous brothels when u bought it?"
We were told it was a brothel sometime after it was mentioned, and there were some questions from the repair guys about ghosts. That's all we know.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 15, 2012, 12:49:15 PM
"It's famous all over the world because it was the flying cities first and best brothel.  They  did stuff here you couldn't imagine.  At least till the morality priests up and burned all the employees at the stake one night causing a massive curse to be leveled on the city nearly ending in it's destruction.  And yes there were ghosts.  Reeeallly pissed off burned in a fire ghosts who did horrible things to the local clerics.  Most priests can honestly say they don't wanna go to meet their Gawd because they died being anally fisted by a trio of burn victim ghosts who were on fire.  The bitch  you had here earlier is one of the descendants of the burninators.  I'd keep her well outside if i were you."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on April 17, 2012, 09:40:11 PM
"Inevitable problems, we're good at. And if you need security, this is definitely something that can be done. I'm game. and I think Clarice might want this problem dealt with sooner rather than later..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 17, 2012, 10:10:42 PM
"Clarice would be the Medusa yes?  Is she employed?  What do you know of her?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on April 17, 2012, 10:44:55 PM
Not really knowing anything about this Medusa, Bigsley remains quiet.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 17, 2012, 11:13:18 PM
Kintal

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on April 17, 2012, 11:39:05 PM
"Well, she's offered compensation in return for our help, we know that much. Oh, and she's slightly insane, but that seems to be the norm around here. Rather hilarious, when it's not terrifying."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on April 17, 2012, 11:46:52 PM
For the first time in a long time Kintal turns into his Tibbit form.  His catness is still very evident, though luckily for everyone he is fully clothed.

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 18, 2012, 01:45:14 PM
For the first time in a long time Kintal turns into his Tibbit form.  His catness is still very evident, though luckily for everyone he is fully clothed.

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Truffles hugger gives him over to her friend and takes Kintal by the arm

"Let's you and I go chat."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 18, 2012, 01:46:44 PM
"Insane or just frustrated from events in life?  One is not necessarily good.  Also, do you know what she does?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on April 18, 2012, 07:48:16 PM
Kintal leads her off to a more private part of the building.  "I would love to."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 18, 2012, 08:46:50 PM
Kintal leads her off to a more private part of the building.  "I would love to."

I won't be roleplaying the 'ahem' act


Suffice to say if you accept her lovemaking request lose 1d6 hit points.

Cat sex is horribly rough...
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on April 18, 2012, 09:18:52 PM
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Kintal leads her off to a more private part of the building.  "I would love to."
I won't be roleplaying the 'ahem' act
I am both disappointed and relieved.
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Cat sex is horribly rough...
Typically only for the female. ))
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 18, 2012, 09:35:51 PM
Yes but the particular race Kintal has hooked up with is one that you will quickly learn has a widespread reputation for rough passion.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on April 18, 2012, 09:55:23 PM
I love me some rough passion.   :D
 
...I mean Kintal does....
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 18, 2012, 10:05:05 PM
In that case make it 2d4 damage and gain 1 xp lol
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on April 18, 2012, 10:54:39 PM
In that case make it 2d4 damage and gain 1 xp lol

Deal. :p

Passion Damage 2d4 : 3, 1, total 4
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on April 19, 2012, 10:10:27 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 19, 2012, 12:30:49 PM
Oh relax, you werent there to witness, your still in the main hall with the rest of them and the horde of wandering chickens'
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on April 19, 2012, 07:27:42 PM
"Boobs? What do we care if she's one of the descendants?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 19, 2012, 09:07:48 PM
"No not her.  The High Priestess of Grizelda."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on April 19, 2012, 10:31:10 PM
"No not her.  The High Priestess of Grizelda."
Oh, so if any ghost do show up they're likely to help us keep her out? Wonderful. Well, it sound reopening the Velvet Fist is a good business move and get's us what we need. I'd like a bit of guidance setting it up, as it isn't my area of expertise, but Once we get the hang of it, it'll be fine.

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on April 19, 2012, 10:32:30 PM
"You know, though I'm not thrilled with the idea of living in a brothel, image is everything. And this would give us one hell of an image. Not that we were having issues with that after Benny....."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on April 19, 2012, 10:38:01 PM
I don't want to live in the ideal location for a spy ring says the man training a squirrel spy ring. Besides, if they think we're weird, people might underestimate us.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 19, 2012, 10:52:19 PM
"No not her.  The High Priestess of Grizelda."
Oh, so if any ghost do show up they're likely to help us keep her out? Wonderful. Well, it sound reopening the Velvet Fist is a good business move and get's us what we need. I'd like a bit of guidance setting it up, as it isn't my area of expertise, but Once we get the hang of it, it'll be fine.



"Well...possibly...although ghosts usually move on after they get whatever  they stayed behind to achieve done.  Revenge should've been it."

"Plus rumor has it they occasionally get horny, and you'd have the Anti-Ghost and Ghost Rights Movements attracted to you."

"On the other hand, no one fucks with ghosts.  That rep alone will keep people from busting in even if the rumors bout ghosts aren't true."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on April 19, 2012, 11:12:18 PM
"Well...possibly...although ghosts usually move on after they get whatever  they stayed behind to achieve done.  Revenge should've been it."

"Plus rumor has it they occasionally get horny, and you'd have the Anti-Ghost and Ghost Rights Movements attracted to you."

"On the other hand, no one fucks with ghosts.  That rep alone will keep people from busting in even if the rumors bout ghosts aren't true."
Wonderful. Having sat on the other side of the veil until recently, I believe it to be know the guild has a ghost among it's ranks. Which I can easily confirm. 'Yes, one of the guilds founders was postmortem. He still works here, but he doesn't talk much.'

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on April 19, 2012, 11:15:38 PM
Zach gives Ceus a sideways glance with a smirk, though he doesn't respond to the comment about spies. "I agree, the ghosts sound like a wonderful addition, and a useful tool whether they exist or not. Even moreso if they exist and can be convinced to help...

"So, would you just like to utilize this location as a workplace, living arrangements for your girls and men, what would work best for you?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 20, 2012, 02:18:52 PM
"More like a dropoff for messages.  'Meet me under the western Elderberry tree at noon with a bottle of wine and a loaf of cheese.'  That sort of thing.  We wouldn''t have any permanent personnel just someone who comes by at appointed times to get messages.  Maybe the occasional neutral meeting place for bargaining."


loud angry noises from upstairs

"Aaand my sister might occasionally drop by to have some fun with your Tibbit friend."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 23, 2012, 02:04:15 PM
"So if we're agreed we'll go see if any of the members are into snake women and have them here in 3 days.  Have your Medusa filly ready.'


After they leave you all find rooms for the moment and settle down. 

I need everyone to give me a Listen Check
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on April 23, 2012, 02:30:34 PM
Kintal settles into his room, a happy kitty.  He is still in his Tibbit form, and seems quite pleased with himself to anyone who spots him.

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on April 23, 2012, 04:55:56 PM
Bigsley finds a room large enough to fit him. He doesn't put much stock into exactly where this is, since he no longer needs to sleep, but wouldn't mind a bit of study or research space.

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 23, 2012, 05:13:20 PM
Kintal sleeps quietly through the night

Is Bigsley 'shutting down' to meditate or are you working on somethijng?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on April 23, 2012, 05:32:28 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on April 23, 2012, 08:32:29 PM
Zach moves up to the room he had occupied momentarily with the squirrels. Considering whether they would nee or want a whole room to themselves, Zach thought to inquire. He called out to them entering, and started to loosen the straps on the chain he wore. "Heey, how have you been while I have been out? Do you want me to build you some private rooms in the rafters here, or..."

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on April 23, 2012, 09:10:16 PM
Teo finds an odd, out-of-the-way room, and meditates for a while on what the hell happened to today before sleeping sitting down.
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 23, 2012, 11:52:26 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 23, 2012, 11:54:06 PM
Teo and FLay sleep perfectly well

The squirrels are okay.  They've been chatting with the secretary about setting up little nooks for them so they can move about the secret passages.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on April 24, 2012, 12:01:01 AM
"Hello? Chicken, is that you whispering?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on April 24, 2012, 02:02:03 AM
Bill says good bye to the assassins before they leave. He then proceeds to finding the least soft bed (if he can't find one that is to his satisfaction he'll just sleep on the floor)

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 24, 2012, 02:46:38 PM
Bill sleeps easily as well.

Chicken to Bigsley: "Bawk?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 25, 2012, 02:24:42 PM
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3487800/

Ceushareth sleeps like a stone.

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3487801/

As does Konner (man you guys are like logs)
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on April 25, 2012, 09:00:45 PM
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3487800/

Ceushareth sleeps like a stone.

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3487801/

As does Konner (man you guys are like logs)
I use Mindsight and touchsight for detection purposes. If I'm ever withing 35 ft. of whatever it is that we're trying to detect, and it has an intelligence score, I auto-detect it, its location, its type, and its Int score. If I cast Touchsight, I get to see any solid objects within 50+ ft. for a few minutes.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 26, 2012, 12:04:56 AM
Does this work while u are asleep?

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3488593/

Littha snuggles her new pet tight and falls deeply asleep

made an oopsie the chicken is wif teo not bigsley, though there are still stray chickens about the place

Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on April 26, 2012, 12:20:57 AM
"Must have just heard the wind whistling. Now, chickens, while you're up, perhaps we should run some tests."

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on April 26, 2012, 01:04:24 AM
Does this work while u are asleep?
It should. Telepathy should work even while I sleep, and mindsight just piggybacks on telepathy.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on April 26, 2012, 01:17:45 AM
(( Telepathy is a form of communication. You wouldn't be able to use it while asleep. ))
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on April 26, 2012, 01:46:05 AM
(( Telepathy is a form of communication. You wouldn't be able to use it while asleep. ))
Telepathy isn't one way. It's like having super-hearing, but for brainwaves. You can actually still listen while sleeping.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on April 26, 2012, 09:37:30 AM
(( Telepathy is a form of communication. You wouldn't be able to use it while asleep. ))
Telepathy isn't one way. It's like having super-hearing, but for brainwaves. You can actually still listen while sleeping.
Just like talking isn't one-way. Even if you can listen, doesn't mean you hear everything going on around you while you're asleep.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on April 26, 2012, 10:12:50 AM
Teo wakes up with a chicken on his head. He leaves it there as he walks downstairs, before he decides he's had enough of chickens lately and shoos it off. "If you guys aren't up soon, I'm making a traditional Limbo breakfast! Hope it doesn't kill you!." he calls upwards.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 26, 2012, 10:33:00 AM
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3488952/

Bartholomeow sleeps normally.  Truffles is surprisingly warm.

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3488952/

Mustave has mostly peaceful dreams other than one about being spooned by a halfling ghost in his sleep
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 26, 2012, 10:50:46 PM
Your new secretary confronts you at breakfast.

"Gentlemen, I have the expense reports for what it will cost to feed us weekly.  Not including maintenance and repair of stuff, or anything else you wish installed in teh building as your public grace period is done.  The Guild is expected to succeed on it's own now.  I assume from last night you've made headway with the Medusa case, but we'll need some more work.  Also I'd like to ask what your future wants and needs are for this place so I can add things up."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: konnerthefirst on April 27, 2012, 02:07:59 AM
"I dunno maybe a place for the chickens?" Joseph says sleeply eyeing the chickens
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on April 27, 2012, 12:02:56 PM
Bartholomeow looks at the breakfast questioningly but eats regardless, "Well... a lab would be nice... maybe in the basement."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on April 27, 2012, 12:18:10 PM
Kintal purrs, once again looking like a cat.  "I'll be needing at least two rooms set up: a play room for when I'm bored and want to practice sneaking and pouncing and also with a nice snuggly bed, and a "play" room for when I have company."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 27, 2012, 12:46:19 PM
You all can't help but notice the silky chicken has survived the night and is resting on Teo's head.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on April 27, 2012, 06:17:11 PM
Zach climbs slowly downstairs, seemingly well rested. Also immaculately dressed and armed; the sword was cleaned within the last few minutes. "Aside from my study, I need only a space in the garden where I can meditate and keep in practice. A few wide-addled trees to hang targets, if we need to instruct or practice, would be nice. And water always helps; running, if we can. These can be added on after, if needs be. I really only need a desk and a closet for armor, weapons, and clothing."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on April 27, 2012, 07:53:41 PM
Aside from increasing the defensibility of the place, which is a cultural habit, I don't really need anything new.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on April 28, 2012, 03:56:43 AM
Bill walks down the stairs with a big yawn.I don't know. Under normal circumstances I would probably try to set up a grove, but this is not an ideal location. I guess I would settle for some decent vegetation. We could also keep the chickens there when they are not worn as headgear.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 28, 2012, 01:20:13 PM
"I should mention now it's gonna cost 75 gold per week just to feed us all...not including chickens but they may pay their own way in eggs."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on April 28, 2012, 05:50:18 PM
"And that doesn't include upkeep. Well, I suppose I'll look into work today, since I'm not much help on the medusa front..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 28, 2012, 06:03:11 PM
"Work will come to us if we organize a grand opening.   As your secretary I just need an idea of what your goals are because that will determine the jobs we seek."

"Also, are we keeping all these chickens?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on April 28, 2012, 06:45:32 PM
I plan on eventually getting out of here. Granted, it requires learning a two thousand year old method of travel which I need to rediscover, and it only transfers spirit, not body, but with the right people to help out and enough time on this end, I should eventually be able to do it safely.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on April 28, 2012, 08:23:13 PM
"A technique? Well, if you need me, I don't know why, feel free to ask. I assume we will be keeping the chickens, and as an ex soldier, I assume we will have some sort of martial services. I wouldn't piss off that Sheriff, so we might want to advertise at the law, instead of openly subverting it...

"..............

"..... Instead of openly subverting it...

Anyway, if we are to organize and wait, I could easily be busy upstairs on something...."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on April 28, 2012, 11:44:57 PM
"You're heroes to some people in teh city.  Of course I need you.  You're good PR for the guild."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on May 01, 2012, 08:12:14 AM
"I should mention now it's gonna cost 75 gold per week just to feed us all...not including chickens but they may pay their own way in eggs."
"Does that count booze?

In a pinch, I might be able to entertain some people if we need to pick up some slack."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on May 02, 2012, 10:07:16 PM
"I had planned to contact the city and set up a grand opening day once we get a name."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on May 02, 2012, 11:49:49 PM
I can't think of a good name, but between the  eleven founders I'm sure one will have something.
"Ocean's Eleven!"
Damn, the voice is back.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on May 03, 2012, 10:03:47 AM

Yay! The voice is back! I'd missed the voice.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on May 03, 2012, 11:08:00 AM
Bill gulps down a piece of his breakfast I was wondering what happened to it.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on May 03, 2012, 12:26:14 PM
"Maybe it went on holidays..." Cusic seems to think this is some sort of deep philosophical question judging by the look on her face.

"Anyways.... I think we should have an arena, for training and stuff. It might get us some monies too."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on May 03, 2012, 06:11:43 PM
"We would have to buy additional property for that."

Cusic's hippo demands attention

"On that note here's a rundown of the place.  We have 15 rooms, 5 per floor, and an additional basement plus hidden room.  On the ground floor we have this main hall which we can use as a meeting room and public greeting space and which can double as whatever's needed for training for now.  To the right is the kitchen and pantry, and a bedroom which is currently occupied by Ted.  To the left is a sturdier room occupied by Sir Bigsley, and another one used by Cusic and her pet.

On teh second floor we have 5 rooms occupied by Zachary, Kintal, Bill, Joseph, and Teo.

The third floor is occupied by Ceushareth and his company, Mustave, and myself.

The basement is occupied by Bartholomeow, and the Sackbiters can room virtually anywhere.  I'm thinking we should have hidden cubbies built in the main room on the ground floor for them that lead to elevators that run the length of the building so they can act as an early warning system."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on May 03, 2012, 08:19:46 PM
"Sweet! I was gonna call third floor!

How big are the beds? Are we allowed to have... guests over?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on May 03, 2012, 09:16:44 PM
"Sweet! I was gonna call third floor!

How big are the beds? Are we allowed to have... guests over?"

"I work for you why are you asking me permission?"

"Also if we're keeping the chickens we'll need a coop for them.  If we're keeping the hippo we may want a pool."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on May 04, 2012, 04:25:31 AM
Cusic picks hippo up. Huggles it  and puts it down again, expecting some sort of response.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on May 04, 2012, 08:06:40 AM
"Sweet! I was gonna call third floor!

How big are the beds? Are we allowed to have... guests over?"

"I work for you why are you asking me permission?"
"I dunno. I just didn't want to get yelled at. I don't usually live with other people. I tend to bounce around from place to place."

Mustave looks for his ghostly peer. Assuming he finds him:

"Ceusharath, is there a such thing as ghost beer, or something? Like an ethereal ale or incorporeal IPA or whatever? I have a friend I wanted to shop for. I didn't know if that sorta stuff existed, and if it did, if there was a way I could carry it. Like force bottles, or something."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on May 04, 2012, 10:49:37 AM
Cusic picks hippo up. Huggles it  and puts it down again, expecting some sort of response.

It tries huggling back, but alas it has no arms and it's legs are stubby.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on May 04, 2012, 11:01:42 AM
"Also if we're keeping the chickens we'll need a coop for them.  If we're keeping the hippo we may want a pool."
A coop and a pool is a good idea. I wouldn't mind using the latter myself
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on May 04, 2012, 08:01:54 PM
"I too could utilize a cool, calming pool. And I would expect the sackbiters wouldn't mind being given a network of tunnels and tubes to get around in."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on May 04, 2012, 08:09:15 PM
The Elder Sackbiter slowly makes his way over to Teo and pauses leaning on his cane.

"Boy...you got Head Chickens.  You might wanna get that looked at 'fore they spread.  I had Head Chickens once.  They're bad news."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on May 04, 2012, 09:26:05 PM
Mustave looks for his ghostly peer. Assuming he finds him:

"Ceusharath, is there a such thing as ghost beer, or something? Like an ethereal ale or incorporeal IPA or whatever? I have a friend I wanted to shop for. I didn't know if that sorta stuff existed, and if it did, if there was a way I could carry it. Like force bottles, or something."
First off, I'm no longer a ghost.
Yeah, just put the beer with their body, at which point they get a ghostly version of it that they can drink. I tested it around the time my coffin arrived.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on May 05, 2012, 02:13:37 AM
Teo, not sure if he's joking or not, removes the chicken from his head post-haste.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on May 05, 2012, 08:56:37 AM
First off, I'm no longer a ghost.
I forgot all about that!

Yeah, just put the beer with their body, at which point they get a ghostly version of it that they can drink. I tested it around the time my coffin arrived.
"Excellent! Thanks!"


Bhu,

If Mustave has time, he wants to go shopping for a few bottles of decent liquor to keep in his room.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on May 05, 2012, 10:05:27 AM
He has time.

What are the rest of you doing?

Contactig the medusa?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: radmelon on May 05, 2012, 01:06:12 PM
Sounds good.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Flay Crimsonwind on May 06, 2012, 05:40:12 PM
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"Should an actual founding member of the group stay in, in case of jobs or recruits?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on May 06, 2012, 07:52:09 PM
I'll Stay behind to manage stuff here if someone wants to talk to us. I'd rather stay inside if the voice is feeling talkative.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on May 06, 2012, 08:29:06 PM
OK so we have :

staying: ceushareth, bill, cusic, joseph

shopping: mustave

medusa: teo, flay, bigsley

mages guild: bartholomeow

cb guild: kintal

and the rest of you?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Sir Shadow on May 07, 2012, 04:56:12 AM
Bartholomeow will check to see if the Mage's guild has some kind of job notice board or something. Maybe he can get a job or something.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on May 07, 2012, 07:32:25 AM
Bill will stick around and see if their is something that needs to be done around the house
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on May 07, 2012, 10:08:16 AM
Cusic will hang about, maybe she can teach the hippo to roll over.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on May 07, 2012, 10:09:57 AM
Kintal will try to get a hold of the local Catburglar Guild.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on May 07, 2012, 10:47:29 AM
venn, flay, robby and konner?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on May 07, 2012, 12:18:00 PM
venn, flay, robby and konner?
I thought we established I'm shopping.

If you need more info, I'd like at least two bottles of good-quality liquor, but nothing necessarily crazy expensive.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on May 07, 2012, 12:22:33 PM
sorry, brain aneurysm on my part  :blush
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: konnerthefirst on May 07, 2012, 08:24:31 PM
"I am gonna stay here, I think I am gonna start on my novel" Joseph says
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on May 08, 2012, 01:21:31 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on May 08, 2012, 10:42:40 AM
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Post by: Nanshork on May 08, 2012, 10:51:56 AM
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Post by: bhu on May 08, 2012, 11:08:41 AM
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Post by: bhu on May 08, 2012, 11:09:32 AM
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Post by: bhu on May 08, 2012, 11:11:27 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on May 08, 2012, 12:57:04 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on May 08, 2012, 12:57:54 PM
ceushareth, bill, cusic, joseph

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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on May 08, 2012, 12:59:01 PM
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Post by: littha on May 08, 2012, 01:03:32 PM
Cusic quickly opens the door
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on May 08, 2012, 02:56:32 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on May 08, 2012, 03:01:05 PM
Cusic quickly opens the door

There's a crowd of varying people, most of them with scowls.  Some of them have signs protesting ghosts rights.  Some of them are protesting for ghosts rights.  Some of them are protesting for or against hookers.  Some of them look like would-be adventurers.  One is a catgirl waving at you spastically with a huge grin.   One is an angry older woman holding a "FREE HIPPOS NOW!" sign.

"We'd like to speak to the owner of this shithole brothel."

"Hi nice lady!"

"Are you guys hiring?"

"I'd like something in a non-ghost prostitute willing to do awful things to me with a bath towel."

"YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on May 08, 2012, 04:25:39 PM
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Post by: Sir Shadow on May 08, 2012, 08:21:54 PM
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Post by: bhu on May 08, 2012, 08:50:45 PM
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Post by: bhu on May 08, 2012, 08:52:00 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on May 08, 2012, 09:39:25 PM
"I am sorry if you are bothered by my presence, ladies, but I assure you that I am a scholar and wizard by trade. Well... was. It's complicated."

Bigsley attempts to hunch down a bit to appear less menacing, though at his height, it's not very effective.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on May 08, 2012, 09:47:08 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: konnerthefirst on May 08, 2012, 10:16:48 PM
"Why, do angry mobs always seem to form where ever I am?" Joseph says acting confused at all the different people
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on May 08, 2012, 10:20:04 PM
"Why, do angry mobs always seem to form where ever I am?" Joseph says acting confused at all the different people

"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME ANGRY!! THAT'S RACIST!"

It's an orc...
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on May 08, 2012, 10:20:43 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on May 08, 2012, 10:21:39 PM
"I am sorry if you are bothered by my presence, ladies, but I assure you that I am a scholar and wizard by trade. Well... was. It's complicated."

Bigsley attempts to hunch down a bit to appear less menacing, though at his height, it's not very effective.

"You aren't the proposed mate are you?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: konnerthefirst on May 08, 2012, 10:25:33 PM
"Why, do angry mobs always seem to form where ever I am?" Joseph says acting confused at all the different people

"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME ANGRY!! THAT'S RACIST!"

It's an orc...
"ummm...... well you see....." Joseph says not really understanding how it is racist
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on May 08, 2012, 10:29:43 PM
The elder sackbiter leans out a window

"FUCK YOU GREENSKIN!  GET OFFA MAH PORCH OR I'LL PUT THIS ACORN THROUGH YOUR LEFT NUT!"

His children quickly pull him back imside...
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: VennDygrem on May 08, 2012, 10:34:10 PM
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Bigsley opens up his chestplate, revealing the empty space inside.

"I assure you, that would be quite impossible. If I am to believe what I was told, this proposed mate must possess a pulse. I have not had one of those for a little while, now."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on May 08, 2012, 10:43:42 PM
Cusic waves at the catgirl and completely blanks the rest of the crowd.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on May 08, 2012, 11:04:32 PM
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Bigsley opens up his chestplate, revealing the empty space inside.

"I assure you, that would be quite impossible. If I am to believe what I was told, this proposed mate must possess a pulse. I have not had one of those for a little while, now."

"There's potions for that..."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on May 08, 2012, 11:09:27 PM
Cusic waves at the catgirl and completely blanks the rest of the crowd.

"You fuckin' deaf?  Where's the owner?"

"I has noms!"

"Maybe you'd like help with crowd control?"

"You look hot, are you an experienced bath toweler?"

"FREE HIPPOS NOW!!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Nanshork on May 09, 2012, 12:15:44 AM
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Post by: Sir Shadow on May 09, 2012, 01:13:07 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on May 09, 2012, 02:01:40 AM
"You fuckin' deaf?  Where's the owner?"
I'm sorry, but you seem to have our establishment mistaken for another type of business. As such, there is no owner of a shithole brothel here. Unless your here expecting to sabotage the competition.

"Maybe you'd like help with crowd control?"
I think I can handle that, be we are always looking for new recruits, especially if you think your capable of it.

"You look hot, are you an experienced bath toweler?"
I'd advise you to back off, while you yet live.

"FREE HIPPOS NOW!!"
No, we aren't running a give away right now. you seem upset, is there something you'd like to talk about?

"I has noms!"
So you do. And what brings you here today?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: konnerthefirst on May 09, 2012, 02:51:33 AM
"We need a big sign, Advertising we are an Adventuers Guild, with maybe some text under neath saying not a brothel" Joseph says a loud to  no one inparticular
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on May 09, 2012, 07:57:25 AM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on May 09, 2012, 01:20:29 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on May 09, 2012, 01:23:37 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: RobbyPants on May 09, 2012, 01:34:26 PM
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Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on May 09, 2012, 03:05:15 PM


"Don't bullshit me everyone knows what this place is.  You ain't foolin' us."

"I has an appointments?"

"I'll uh...I'll just hang out till you deal with the mob..."

"THAT'S FUCKIN' RACIST!!!"

"Hey relax buddy.  I ain't gay I was talkin' to the kitty girl."

"We know you're keeping a poor defenseless animal captive!! Release him now or there will be vengeance!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: littha on May 09, 2012, 04:05:58 PM
Cusic disappears inside and returns with the hippo in her arms. "Its so Squidgy and fun."  
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on May 09, 2012, 04:21:04 PM
"Using animals for sexual purposes is against the law."

"OMG IT'S SO SNUGGLY I COULD DIE!:

"Nice mascot."

"Oh man you people are freaks...I'm outta here."

"ANIMALS ARE NOT FOR YOUR PERSONAL FUN!"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on May 09, 2012, 05:50:33 PM
"OMG IT'S SO SNUGGLY I COULD DIE!:

"Nice mascot."
Okay, could you please come inside? (only to those two)

"Using animals for sexual purposes is against the law."

"ANIMALS ARE NOT FOR YOUR PERSONAL FUN!"
Please either leave or form a neat line so as to present your grievances one by one.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on May 09, 2012, 05:55:02 PM
Bill comes out to join the others at the door and sighs before he start to speak. We never get a quiet moment, do we? What is all the commotion about this time and do you need a hand?
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on May 09, 2012, 06:00:20 PM
They actually form a line.  First up is the Orc.

"I still say it's racist calling us a mob.  Racist squirrel employin' motherfuckers...now where was i...oh yes.  I'm here to ensure you're Guild doesn't discriminate against people of uncommon race."
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on May 09, 2012, 06:05:03 PM
Bill comes out to join the others at the door and sighs before he start to speak. We never get a quiet moment, do we? What is all the commotion about this time and do you need a hand?

"Oh hai! I came with this fruit basket!"

she quickly leans forward and whispers to you

"I'm from teh Guild.  This basket contains the instructions for our meeting in two days."

Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on May 09, 2012, 06:20:03 PM
Bill accepts it the basket with a bow and a quick wink of understanding Thank you, madame. I'm sure it will be much appreciated.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on May 09, 2012, 06:27:15 PM
Bill accepts it the basket with a bow and a quick wink of understanding Thank you, madame. I'm sure it will be much appreciated.

As she leaves a large matronly sign waving woman shoves her way forward

"HOW DARE YOU!! HOW DARE YOU KEEP ANIMALS CAPTIVE!!  WE THE PEOPLE FOR THE ETHICAL TREATMENT OF ANIMALS DEMAND AN ANSWER!!!?"
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: Monotremeancer on May 09, 2012, 06:40:02 PM
Without raising his voice the slighest Bill answers in a voice that grows more steely as he goes. Lady, this hippo lost his biological mother recently and he has found all the love and care she could have offered him in the incarnation of goodness that is Cusic here. Until the point where he can fend for himself he is entirely dependent on her as his new mother and if you separate them I am sure both would be heartbroken, but I could only guarantee the survival of Cusic. So unless you can rewrite history by bringing back the dead and retrain the natural imprinting behaviour that has already taken its course I am going to have to ask you to calm down or leave our property.Bill takes a deep breath and in a voice that is calm once again he adds an afterthought As for the chickens you may or may not see strolling around the area, they were left here through pure chance and we will treat them nicely
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: jojolagger on May 09, 2012, 08:40:36 PM
"I still say it's racist calling us a mob.  Racist squirrel employin' motherfuckers...now where was i...oh yes.  I'm here to ensure you're Guild doesn't discriminate against people of uncommon race."
I don't plan on it, and most of the other founders don't seem to plan on it. While some of our employes may be bias'd, the group as a whole is not. Giving our employees leeway in their actions doesn't make the group racist.
Title: Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
Post by: bhu on May 09, 2012, 08:44:07 PM
http://www.minmaxboards.com/index.php?topic=5027.0  new thread here