Update on my last post: The new shifty was not talking to his gf on the phone, he was talking to a guard about another female guard (who was listening). Said female guard has lost a lot of time due to Type 1 diabetes, and is being pressured to work double shifts to fill holes in the schedule because "If she makes up the hours she missed HR has agreed to let us keep her." But the 16 hour shifts set off her diabetes, making her miss more time.
Then there's the stalker. Guy calls u with an accent so thick as to be unintelligible, and after 15 minutes you finally get the idea: his wife/gf was working overtime and didnt come home. And something about he cant find her son. Then I learn we've been getting these calls for a week or more, always 10 minutes after shift so that both her and her boss are unavailable to talk to. Wy the hell wouldn't you call cops? Why call us when we know squat, and aren't really allowed to investigate?
And then I find out no one has documented any of this. No emergency call logs, no incident reports, nothing. She could actually be missing, or this guy is a stalker. In either case the right people need to be told.
And I meet the new kid who is basically fucking worthless as he doesn't like third shift, constantly falls asleep, and refuses to do his job. Plus openly admits he pulls over every night on the drive home because he isn't safe.
I expect a lot of profanity use in my future.