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Re: Game: I Can Use That! (D&D)
« Reply #100 on: September 18, 2013, 02:54:05 PM »
Item 98: A small rectangular tablet (about a foot square) with two switches, which shows the image of anything it's pointed at. At will, you can press the first switch, and capture a two-dimensional image of whatever is shown on the tablet. You can use the second switch once per day, which projects the image (as per the spell Silent Image) in front of you, ten feet wide by ten feet tall, for one minute.

That'll be perfect for recording the BBEG's misdeeds!

Item 99:  A drain plug that can only be removed when the basin it is plugging is empty.
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Re: Game: I Can Use That! (D&D)
« Reply #101 on: September 18, 2013, 04:53:52 PM »
Item 99:  A drain plug that can only be removed when the basin it is plugging is empty.

great for plugging holes when its about to rain!

Item 100: A boomerang that flies in the opposite direction that you throw it
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Re: Game: I Can Use That! (D&D)
« Reply #102 on: September 18, 2013, 08:21:41 PM »
Item 100: A boomerang that flies in the opposite direction that you throw it
"Heh. Try to sneak up on me now!

Item 101: A pair of boots that will allow you to walk, run, and jump on the ceiling with no penalty; however, any attempt to use them to move on the ground will result in the wearer falling prone, no save.
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Re: Game: I Can Use That! (D&D)
« Reply #103 on: September 21, 2013, 12:48:18 PM »
Item 101: A pair of boots that will allow you to walk, run, and jump on the ceiling with no penalty; however, any attempt to use them to move on the ground will result in the wearer falling prone, no save.

Perfect for ambushes in a cave system!

Item 102:  An immobile homunculus which, if asked or instructed to do anything, will rudely refuse.
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Re: Game: I Can Use That! (D&D)
« Reply #104 on: September 21, 2013, 03:08:09 PM »
Best. Border guard. Ever.

Item 103: a pendant shaped like a bumblebee that turns the wearer's speech into unintelligible buzzing. This does not effect spell casting at all.
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Re: Game: I Can Use That! (D&D)
« Reply #105 on: September 21, 2013, 04:56:54 PM »
(I keep thinking of uses, but I can't think of new items!!  :banghead )

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Re: Game: I Can Use That! (D&D)
« Reply #106 on: September 23, 2013, 12:17:09 AM »
Me too!
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Re: Game: I Can Use That! (D&D)
« Reply #107 on: September 23, 2013, 03:05:34 AM »
Item 103: a pendant shaped like a bumblebee that turns the wearer's speech into unintelligible buzzing. This does not effect spell casting at all.

Now the wizards my wizard duels with will never be able to identify his spells!

One hundred and fourth item: A wand that, when activated, grants you +8 Strength... for one second.

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Re: Game: I Can Use That! (D&D)
« Reply #108 on: September 23, 2013, 04:15:01 AM »
"Get that wand ready, I'm about to sunder this door.  3, 2, 1, ready action!"

Item of CV (105): The Amazing Allerbmu.  An umbrella which makes the aid above it dry in rain or shaded in sun, but remains wet/bright underneeth.
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Re: Game: I Can Use That! (D&D)
« Reply #109 on: September 23, 2013, 06:24:29 AM »
Item of CV (105): The Amazing Allerbmu.  An umbrella which makes the aid above it dry in rain or shaded in sun, but remains wet/bright underneeth.
:smirk

The perfect component for the floor of a wagon carrying emergency rations and medical equipment to poor countries.

Item the hundred and sixth: A mirror that shows the reflection of the viewer's maternal grandmother instead of the viewer's own reflection.

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Re: Game: I Can Use That! (D&D)
« Reply #110 on: September 23, 2013, 02:03:44 PM »
Item the hundred and sixth: A mirror that shows the reflection of the viewer's maternal grandmother instead of the viewer's own reflection.
Oh, my rogue will have so much fun replacing the Witch's mirror... Who's the most beautiful of them all, eh?

107: A symbol which simultaneously prevents any kind of healing, but causes you to have the most miraculous luck - you'll smack into the edge of the table, double over in pain, and find a couple dollars of change under it, as an example.

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Re: Game: I Can Use That! (D&D)
« Reply #111 on: September 24, 2013, 12:07:02 AM »
I think Bilbo has that ring!

Item 108: A tin foil hat that attracts only negative divination effects, while protecting from positive divinations from nearby metal objects.
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Re: Game: I Can Use That! (D&D)
« Reply #112 on: September 24, 2013, 09:34:13 AM »
Item 108: A tin foil hat that attracts only negative divination effects, while protecting from positive divinations from nearby metal objects.
"This will be the perfect gift for that conspiracy theorist to validate all of his beliefs about constantly being watched."

Item 109: Goggles that will reveal any illusion by making everything else invisible. Creatures and objects made invisible by illusion effects will be fully visible through the goggles.
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Re: Game: I Can Use That! (D&D)
« Reply #113 on: September 24, 2013, 11:36:00 AM »
Better than a Gem of Seeing, since it doesn't require a hand to use and doesn't have a time limit. 

Item CX:  A "novelty" fist that shrinks into nothingness when moistened.
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Re: Game: I Can Use That! (D&D)
« Reply #114 on: September 24, 2013, 03:18:29 PM »
Item CX:  A "novelty" fist that shrinks into nothingness when moistened.
"A perfect support for my dead-fall trap."

Item 111: A Decanter of Endless Air. This works exactly like the water variety, except it dispenses normal, breathable air.
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Re: Game: I Can Use That! (D&D)
« Reply #115 on: September 24, 2013, 07:30:09 PM »

Item 111: A Decanter of Endless Air. This works exactly like the water variety, except it dispenses normal, breathable air.

That'll make a great fan for a hot day!

Item 112:  A joybuzzer that can only be used on creatures immune to electricity.
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Re: Game: I Can Use That! (D&D)
« Reply #116 on: September 25, 2013, 07:38:52 AM »
Item 112:  A joybuzzer that can only be used on creatures immune to electricity.

Tie it to the party's shambling mound for INFINITE POWER!!!

Item fivescore and thirteen: A mug that transmutes any brand-name beverage poured into it into a similar grocery store generic version. If no such knockoff beverage exists, the mug instead transmutes the beverage into the same beverage but watered down a bit.

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Re: Game: I Can Use That! (D&D)
« Reply #117 on: September 26, 2013, 07:37:48 AM »
Item fivescore and thirteen: A mug that transmutes any brand-name beverage poured into it into a similar grocery store generic version. If no such knockoff beverage exists, the mug instead transmutes the beverage into the same beverage but watered down a bit.
"Finally, a way for my alcoholic gnome to ween off gradually."

Item Floor(800/7): A Headband of Assumed Femininity/Masculinity. When the head band is put on, it makes the wearer believe they are the opposite sex without actually physically changing them. Any time the wearer views them self, they see an phantasm of their own body with their sex switched.
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Re: Game: I Can Use That! (D&D)
« Reply #118 on: September 26, 2013, 06:44:15 PM »
Great for my bard cabaret dancer transvestite!

Item 115: A single breast implant made of adamantine.
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Re: Game: I Can Use That! (D&D)
« Reply #119 on: September 26, 2013, 07:22:13 PM »
Item 115: A single breast implant made of adamantine.

Perfect for those Amazons who cut off their other breast!

Item 116: A high-end personal computer.  Power source, language guide, and instruction manual not included.
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