Claudia's sheet has been ready for months now, just need to update any nasty side-effects her scepter may have now.
What do you suggest to screw yourself?
Hmm, I become all emo and glitter on the sun while gaining (even) greater speed, size and strength?
Oh, wait, you asked something that would screw Claudia, not a curse.
Random chance to trip herself? Would kinda make sense for a jester and stuff.