Hear Ye, Hear Ye! It is proclaimed, by King Robert the Magnificent (known better to one and all as "that crazy barker Bob from the hovel round back") that he is in need of champions, defenders of the faith, and noble swains to fight a pestilential invasion, one that threatens to sweep away all that is good and right in the world! For a grave evil has arisen, one that can only be countered by YOU, the blessed inhabitants of the Hamlet of Barf. The basement of your great and glorious king has been overrun by the dreaded housecat peril, and he seeks four men, four warriors of renown and skill, to rid the world of this hateful curse.
He will, upon your accepting of the challenge at hand, promote you to Sir, and gift you a substantial sum of money for your undertaking such terrible dangers. Also to be provided (at cost), is one weapon of your choice, pursuant to all appropriate disclaimers and safety instructions. He will not, however, provide a map to his basement. Mostly because he's barking mad and doesn't know himself.
So come forth, champions of the good and the glorious, and test yourselves against the greatest danger the Hamlet of Barf has ever faced! Except for the War of Bovine Flatulence in 1587. And the Dreadful Plague of Itchy Tumbleweed in 1321. And possibly more. All the same, speak and be knighted, for the glory of King Robert the Magnificent, and a legacy of heroes!
Addendum:
Should you die in the attempt, any remaining gold not spent reverts to King Robert the Magnificent, and not to your widow, or your twelve illegitimate children.
King Robert, recognizing that you may be in his basement for some time, has gifted to you a Wand of Vigour, Lesser, which can be used by one and all. But only one wand for the lot of you, so make it count.
Finally, King Robert gets first choice on the spoils. He's funding this whole endeavour, after all.