I think that Burger King is intentionally trying to troll their customers. I don't think that I've ever felt so ridiculously silly as when I say "I'd like an order of Satisfries".
Last time I ordered from Burger King, they told me that their chicken was cooking (ordering for someone else), and to wait in the parking lot so that they'd come out to bring our food.
I waited for 15 minutes. Coming in to check, turns out they forgot about the order.
Now I know why their parking lot is desolate all the time.
If you're going to do fast food, stick with McDonald's.