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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #80 on: March 09, 2013, 11:37:39 PM »
"I need to level up" (said an hour in to the session -- in regards to XP from last session, immediately after f'n initiative had been rolled)

That is my whole play-group. Minus myself and one other. Three of them are really bad about it. One actually managed to get 2 levels behind the rest of the group. As a Warblade, you do not get two levels behind the full-casters.
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #81 on: March 09, 2013, 11:45:33 PM »
dafuq?!

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #82 on: March 09, 2013, 11:54:29 PM »
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #83 on: May 03, 2013, 12:24:44 AM »
"That's what your Mom said."

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #84 on: May 05, 2013, 03:16:43 PM »
My girlfriend wants to play.

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #85 on: May 27, 2013, 01:34:24 AM »
Can I play a gnome named Dingleberry?
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #86 on: May 31, 2013, 05:14:04 PM »
Roleplay Superman as Feral Goat
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #87 on: June 01, 2013, 06:09:00 PM »
"New PrC: Orc Butt Rapist!"

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #88 on: June 01, 2013, 11:36:40 PM »
Oh, I took Chicken Infested.
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #89 on: June 02, 2013, 02:49:37 AM »
Can I play a gestalt character in your game?
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #90 on: June 02, 2013, 03:55:31 PM »
"Lets watch Honey Boo Boo1'

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #91 on: June 08, 2013, 03:13:28 AM »
"Let me think... What would Snooky do in this situation?"
"You said giant rat? I thought you said giant 'cat'."
"Can my elf have a Ring of Power like in Lord of the Rings?"
"Can I play the bad guy!!"
"Can I play an ugly half-orc chick named 'Rosanne'?"
"Which one is the 6-sided dice again?"
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #92 on: June 09, 2013, 04:21:18 PM »
"Let me think... What would Snooky do in this situation?"
"You said giant rat? I thought you said giant 'cat'."
"Can my elf have a Ring of Power like in Lord of the Rings?"
"Can I play the bad guy!!"
"Can I play an ugly half-orc chick named 'Rosanne'?"
"Which one is the 6-sided dice again?"
None of those are only 5 words...
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #93 on: June 09, 2013, 05:27:47 PM »
My name is Sir Giacomo.
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #94 on: June 10, 2013, 03:02:44 AM »
Yeah yeah yeah... I was thinking more things DMs fear vs. 5 word one
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #95 on: June 10, 2013, 07:31:03 AM »
(Heard within an hour or so of the session, after all the prep work is done).

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #96 on: June 10, 2013, 06:24:04 PM »
Does this rash look funny? *lifts kilt*

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #97 on: June 11, 2013, 07:45:24 PM »
Does this rash look funny?
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #98 on: August 03, 2013, 10:37:47 PM »
"Too much talk! Casting Fireball!"  :bigeyes

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM can hear
« Reply #99 on: August 06, 2013, 04:02:25 PM »
"My character is Lawful Sarcastic."