So I came across this image...

[Nakiato]

 http://imgur.com/gallery/sjhgCwM

I was wondering is this even possible: Making a character who dual-wields people that dual-wield weapons?

It inspired me to ask here, and see if this can be  a passable character for some lovely D&D Lulz. (We get bonus stuff for making our DM nearly piss himself)

[dither]

I get it. It's a 4e Warlord. Nice.

--Dither

[Nakiato]

Was thinking more of 3.5 setting

[FireInTheSky]

I'll just leave this here

[ZhonLord]

Was thinking more of 3.5 setting

The closest I can think of is this fun little 3.5 feat.  I don't remember its name or book, sadly, but someone will probably remember it.

How it works is very simple: A creature size Small or lower who has this feat can share a 5' square with any number of other Small or lower creatures who also have this feat.  So it's perfectly possible to have, say, three Halflings share the same 5' square with two of them dual-wielding and the third buffing/coordinating them so that he's effectively "wielding" them.

Your DM should allow it as long as you keep the number small.  There have been players who broke the game by having a hundred gnomes occupy a 5' space together and act like a giant wrecking ball.

[Gazzien]

Was thinking more of 3.5 setting

The closest I can think of is this fun little 3.5 feat.  I don't remember its name or book, sadly, but someone will probably remember it.

How it works is very simple: A creature size Small or lower who has this feat can share a 5' square with any number of other Small or lower creatures who also have this feat.  So it's perfectly possible to have, say, three Halflings share the same 5' square with two of them dual-wielding and the third buffing/coordinating them so that he's effectively "wielding" them.

Your DM should allow it as long as you keep the number small.  There have been players who broke the game by having a hundred gnomes occupy a 5' space together and act like a giant wrecking ball.

Swarm Fighting, and it gets ridiculous if you have the shields / feats that give you AC and save bonuses for each adjacent ally.

[phaedrusxy]

Was thinking more of 3.5 setting

The closest I can think of is this fun little 3.5 feat.  I don't remember its name or book, sadly, but someone will probably remember it.

How it works is very simple: A creature size Small or lower who has this feat can share a 5' square with any number of other Small or lower creatures who also have this feat.  So it's perfectly possible to have, say, three Halflings share the same 5' square with two of them dual-wielding and the third buffing/coordinating them so that he's effectively "wielding" them.

Your DM should allow it as long as you keep the number small.  There have been players who broke the game by having a hundred gnomes occupy a 5' space together and act like a giant wrecking ball.

Swarm Fighting, and it gets ridiculous if you have the shields / feats that give you AC and save bonuses for each adjacent ally.

Zerg rush!

[Chrononaut]

I would hazard you could hack the mounted combat rules for that (the people you're wielding are riding you).