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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #40 on: March 19, 2015, 01:15:12 PM »
Hey, it's not any of these:

http://mentalfloss.com/article/30987/10-worlds-most-expensive-beers

EDIT: Or that bottle of gold vodka that comes with the world's most expensive car.  I mean, seriously.  Who sells a car WITH alcohol?  Russia.  Russia's the answer.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #41 on: March 19, 2015, 02:57:30 PM »
in St. Maartin, 3 of these were on the top shelf with nothing between me and them at ~$1200 each

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #42 on: March 19, 2015, 03:04:29 PM »
got drunk as a skunk in st maartin

kids on the beach selling cans of beer out of a cooler...

i think it was st james we got hammered at K Mart, never bough liquor at a KMart before...
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #43 on: March 19, 2015, 05:05:39 PM »
Hey, it's not any of these:

http://mentalfloss.com/article/30987/10-worlds-most-expensive-beers

EDIT: Or that bottle of gold vodka that comes with the world's most expensive car.  I mean, seriously.  Who sells a car WITH alcohol?  Russia.  Russia's the answer.

I think it was by Rogue.  Some sort of limited edition stuff.


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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #44 on: March 19, 2015, 06:29:45 PM »
My mom boils Apple Cider and then leaves it out for weeks.  Did I mention she's going blind ... and she's from Kentucky ?
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #45 on: March 20, 2015, 12:52:53 PM »
I realized this week that I'm in love.

With my best friend's girlfriend.

I'm currently sleeping on their couch because I'm between jobs.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #46 on: March 21, 2015, 08:30:09 AM »
*hugs for Nanshork* That's a special kind of suck... :/
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #47 on: March 21, 2015, 04:22:39 PM »
Oh that's a bad combo.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #48 on: March 21, 2015, 04:42:43 PM »
After three straight days of clubbing, my body can't take much more. I'm spent.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #49 on: March 21, 2015, 05:44:01 PM »
 :hug  hugs for nan, it'll get better

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #50 on: March 21, 2015, 08:12:51 PM »
I tend to gag when there are mushrooms in my food.  I've said it before but my family takes no notice of it, especially my aunt.  I'd be fine with her adding mushrooms to the meals if she didn't get pissy about me removing them from my food.

Went upstairs for dinner and saw she made some sort of casserole.  With large sliced mushrooms in it.  Nope, no dinner for me.  I'm already in stomach distress thank you very much.  I'll just get an Ensure shake and come back downstairs to read.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #51 on: March 21, 2015, 09:19:55 PM »
Kitty seems to have regained his appetite and some of his energy.  No vomiting now.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #52 on: March 22, 2015, 01:28:54 AM »
Kitty seems to have regained his appetite and some of his energy.  No vomiting now.

Glad to hear it!
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #53 on: March 22, 2015, 02:53:51 AM »
Sometimes I look back on my old reviews and wonder if I was too hard on Sisters of Rapture and the Guide to Horrifically Overpowered Feats.  I still agree with a lot of what I said, I just wonder if I was too vitriolic in how I went about saying it.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #54 on: March 22, 2015, 03:51:35 AM »
Nice to see u back!!  :hug

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #55 on: March 22, 2015, 06:30:11 AM »
Con Libertad y Justicia Para Todos!

So, Libertad, when can we expect Justicia to arrive?

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #56 on: March 22, 2015, 10:47:40 AM »
Welcome back Libertad, just last night bhu and I were talking about how you weren't around anymore!

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #57 on: March 22, 2015, 02:48:09 PM »
Nice to see u back!!  :hug

Con Libertad y Justicia Para Todos!

So, Libertad, when can we expect Justicia to arrive?

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Nice to see you.

Welcome back Libertad, just last night bhu and I were talking about how you weren't around anymore!

It's good to see you all again.  I had to take a departure from MMX for personal reasons, but right now I'm trying to ease back into things.

Meanwhile, I wrote 2 more books for Quasar Knight Enterprises and about 99% done on the first draft of the seventh.  I also finished reading A Wizard of Earthsea and Throne of the Crescent Moon novels, and watched the entire stretch of The Big O.

I also bought Ponyfinder Campaign Setting despite not being a brony.  It's actually pretty good.  Made by the same folks who did Ponies for Pathfinder, too.

Took up blogging as well, and am GMing two games a week, one for Pathfinder and the other for Labyrinth Lord.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #58 on: March 22, 2015, 06:21:04 PM »
Glad to hear you are doing well.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #59 on: March 22, 2015, 06:34:31 PM »
I think my son may be wanting me to get back with his mother. He's always SO MUCH MORE CHEERFUL during the brief periods of time we are together when she drops him off and picks him up. Not that he isn't cheerful 100% of the time, he's always laughing and running around. 100% healthy.

I mean, seriously, it's like he wants us to play with him together like we used to when we were together, and that shit is heartbreaking as fuck, because it's very unlikely that it will happen. We're simply not meant for eachother. At one point, he held my hand, trying to drag me towards her and screaming "Mommy. Daddy." over and over. Like he wants me to hug her and hold her like he used to see us do a lot.

In a more positive note, this is helping me a TON, because he's so extremely affectionate to me when she's looking, it's starting to undermine her mistaken assumptions that i don't take care of him well enough. Which is good, because i'm thinking we are going to need to go to court again, to revisit the issue of shared custody.
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