Author Topic: IC-The Lesser Evil (Read 44987 times)

bhu · « **Reply #40 on:** June 15, 2012, 05:10:03 PM »

"Kewl! I got nuthin' to do either! Can I tag along I'm a good distraction?"

Flay Crimsonwind · « **Reply #41 on:** June 15, 2012, 09:06:25 PM »

"It may be useful.

"We are supposed to be getting an item from the city of Lugenik, destroying everything we can on the way. And setting up places of power, if able...

"You might be useful for tempting cultists to do our bidding."

bhu · « **Reply #42 on:** June 16, 2012, 12:48:14 AM »

"Tempting is something I'm good at. One of the reasons I got thrown out of the Abyss I kept tempting the enemy and everyone called it fraternizing whatever the Hell that means. In my defense Pit Fiends give really good blowjobs. The possibility you could die from the poison gives it that extra something."

sirpercival · « **Reply #43 on:** June 16, 2012, 02:33:40 PM »

Suddenly there is yet another newcomer. The emaciated figure of a Githyanki fades into view, beginning as a silver outline and slowly gaining color.

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He is wielding a 10-foot-long pole with a wicked hammer on the end.

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His face is bloody on one side, and the right shoulder of his uniform (of unknown origin) is torn, with a piece missing. He seems stunned.

bhu · « **Reply #44 on:** June 18, 2012, 12:22:27 AM »

"Hey there wrinkles, you look like you've had better days."

Gnomeo · « **Reply #45 on:** June 18, 2012, 04:15:49 PM »

Upon sight of the Githyanki, Tenth thinks to himself, [Another newcomer. This day certainly has brought strange company.] The thought provided a chuckle. One could not find stranger company than this group. Unfortunately, social graces are best utilized when applied tactically to achieve a goal. Banter serves no purpose as the group will function with or without individual members. They need to be reminded of the task at hand and make their actions serve to achieve it. Banter can fill in the underutilized spaces in between.

He sends the following telepathic message to all: <Glory awaits. Let the newcomers follow or not at their leisure. They shall not delay our victory, lest we risk the displeasure of our master. We make our way to destroy the village of Marverb.>

bhu · « **Reply #46 on:** June 18, 2012, 04:25:51 PM »

"So what form is preferred for village destroying on this Plane? I have some decent leeway on my bodily appearances. And I can fly too."

*poit*

"See? I has little wingses."

Flay Crimsonwind · « **Reply #47 on:** June 18, 2012, 04:50:26 PM »

"Whatever form lends itself most to destruction. Choose something your familiar with?" The young dragon soon starts sinking into the ground. "Wait for nightfall, then we burn and wreck, correct? Queeny will be sore to miss this." Scales started to show as he sinks deeper into the ground, and one might swear they saw him expanding slowly...

sirpercival · « **Reply #48 on:** June 18, 2012, 05:28:04 PM »

The githyanki blinks, then focuses on the group. "I... there is a village to be destroyed? You are the servants of a lich, I presume?" He seems to grow in confidence, though he remains surrounded by an air of disappointment. He nods. "Then we shall destroy it. I am Vuhl'zahkh. How distant is this village? I will need a moment to prepare."

VennDygrem · « **Reply #49 on:** June 18, 2012, 05:29:02 PM »

Meveri comes back down from scouting above the trees.

<<Another newcomer? I would grow weary of the distractions, if I grew weary. We must make haste if we are to take the city by surprise.>>

bhu · « **Reply #50 on:** June 18, 2012, 05:40:01 PM »

"What kind of city is this that a handful of beings are single handedly assaulting it?"

Flay Crimsonwind · « **Reply #51 on:** June 18, 2012, 06:11:54 PM »

"A city that's primary forces just led a ridiculous strike in vain against a group of monsters, and were utterly destroyed." At this point, the top half of what is entirely a dragon with scales resembling smooth, shiny stone, is sticking out of the ground. It is unclear as to whether he stopped digging to converse, or if he had only dug his lower half into the ground for comfort.

"We do work for a lich, of considerable personal power. We serve him, to seek his treasures and lay waste to his foes. So, you too will invade this town with us, to burn and kill and plunder? The cold one is right, we must move quickly."

Gnomeo · « **Reply #52 on:** June 18, 2012, 06:18:08 PM »

bhu · « **Reply #53 on:** June 18, 2012, 06:21:24 PM »

"I'm not into killing and burning and plundering all that much. But if there's an opportunity for good cheese and buttrape I'm in."

VennDygrem · « **Reply #54 on:** June 18, 2012, 06:25:42 PM »

<<These fools seem the type to collect fancy cheeses and lord their superiority over others. That is likely why they refer to us as 'monsters' instead of as 'creatures' or 'people.' If they want a war with monsters, then that is what they shall have. If they get in our way, then do as you will with their... butts. It serves them right.>>

sirpercival · « **Reply #55 on:** June 18, 2012, 07:22:54 PM »

'Zahkh ((an acceptable abbreviation)) quickly casts two spells, then speaks. "I am ready. Where do we go? How far? If possible, I would like another moment to prepare when we arrive, before we begin the assault. What are our tactics?"

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bhu · « **Reply #56 on:** June 18, 2012, 07:33:12 PM »

"I'm not much of a fighter. I have some mind control and seduction abilities. And my penis can devour the souls of the living. I mostly blow people until they decide to join my side of the argument or they die."

phaedrusxy · « **Reply #57 on:** June 19, 2012, 04:04:35 PM »

The gnoll begins cackling loudly and says "I'm sure that skill set will come in handy.

What about you, Vulva-sack? You were sent by The Master? What are your specialties?"

bhu · « **Reply #58 on:** June 19, 2012, 04:31:07 PM »

"OMG! OMG! OMG! A HYENA PERSONS! Is it true your women are hermaphrodites?"

phaedrusxy · « **Reply #59 on:** June 20, 2012, 09:49:21 AM »

The hyena-headed vampire says "Hermaphro-what?"

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