Barry's "A Good Enough Summary of Kingdom Hearts"
I'm sure, even if you can't really follow it, you will at the very least be entertained.
It's too late Kethrian. I am already Eijinort. Fortunately for you, Xeiji my nobody, Jeie my Heartbody, and Eijiplex my Heartnope are all here to...
Wait, sorry, apparently actually I am half-possessing you with my digital dream self Electronic Eiji or Eeiji, so you're also Eiji. I could do that due to your Darkness, your Dark Darkness, and your Darkheartness which I unlocked with my Chiblade, Kiblade, Keyblade, and X-blade. But it's pronounced [REDACTED].